The Hypnotic Adventures of Blank Sheet

Getting back to work meant getting back to Spiral’s house, for now. There was still some time left; maybe we could have some fun while we waited. Spiral had been good on our first outing; I’d say she earned it. The walk back was certainly putting me in the mood: mares that had looked horny on the way to Fluttershy were now holding down the nearest stallion and having their way with them, to the horror of anypony who hadn’t bought a snack at Sugarcube Corner that day. And, of course, to my very great amusement. Discord’s, too, I hoped. As we got closer to the spa, however, what I overheard made my blood run cold.

A mare walking next to a stallion as we passed gossiped loudly. “…heard Celestia herself is sending a hypnotist to fix things, and a detective to track down the cause!”

Her friend nodded. “That’s a relief! If the princesses are getting involved, town will be back to normal soon. Hey, wanna get a cupcake on the way home?”

As much as I wanted to follow and watch the effects of another cupcake, if Celestia was involved, I had bigger concerns! Spending a thousand years as a statue might mean more time in Equestria, but not the way I wanted it!

“Spiral, in here!” I nodded toward the spa and the pair of us rushed in—I guess my sense of urgency wasn’t lost on her. Such an attentive mare. We hadn’t even checked the sign on the door, and had gotten only a few steps in before a frowning mare at the desk halted us.

“I’m sorry sir, but we’re clo—” That’s as far as she got. My hoof scrunched her pretty little nose, and as always, her eyes went blank. Even now, with fear of Celestia putting me in a near panic, that was a hell of a turn on. It didn’t hurt that she was fairly gorgeous.

Glancing around the lobby furtively, I asked the enthralled mare if anyone else was around, and she nodded.

“The twins, and the masseuse are here.”

So four. I could handle four. I froze time and ran through the spa, tapping each pony on the head and ordering them to come to the lobby, then ran back to Spiral and the pony at the counter just as time restarted. Spiral screamed as I reappeared. I guess I wasn’t where I’d been when I stopped time. I couldn’t worry about that crap at the moment!

“Master, please stop scaring me!” Spiral had a hoof on her chest and looked so distressed I actually felt bad for her.

“Sorry, Spiral.” I leaned in and gave her a quick kiss on the muzzle, and she immediately beamed. It was like a switch! “Better?”

Spiral nodded cheerfully, and I considered the matter resolved. The three ponies I’d tagged while time was stopped walked into the room with the same blank expressions the mare at the counter had. It was time for work.

“Spiral, I want you to teach all four of them how to hypnotize someone without using magic. Can you do that?”

Her expression was pensive, but Spiral nodded the affirmative. “Yes Master, but it won’t be very powerful compared to what I do, much less what you do. There’s a big difference between normal hypnosis and magic.”

That was good to keep in mind, but Discord had given me a trick to handle that. “Most of the time that’s fine. I just want them suggesting to all of their customers that they’re terribly horny, and that resisting it is silly. Nothing specific, and if it doesn’t take perfectly, it’s okay. This is just another distraction.”

Spiral nodded that she understood. “Because of Celestia? You got really scared when you heard the pony outside.”

I frowned. “I am not sca—oh who am I kidding? Yeah, I’m scared to death of the princesses. They could ruin everything, and they’d almost definitely find a way to undo Discord’s magic and take you away from me, too.”

When I reached the last sentence, Spiral’s eyes shifted from a worried expression to fury. To be honest, I was a bit scared. Just how fiercely loyal was this pet of mine? Spiral stomped over to the four ponies I’d put under, grumbling under her breath about ponies leaving us alone. Before she started her “class,” she turned to me resolutely. “They’re not going to take you away from me!” I couldn’t help but smile.

Spiral taught quickly, but even with no experience, I could tell she was effective. For a pony not given the luxury of teaching by example or having students try things themselves, her explanations were extremely clear. It was no wonder she’d been able to put me under almost faster than I could resist—this mare knew her stuff!

I waited patiently, but my erection was plain to see. As Spiral wrapped up, she took note, and I could practically see the lightbulb come on over her head. “Master… I have an idea. Since you’re ready anyway, why not have them save some of your semen, like you did with that bakery? They could use it on ponies who resist the suggestions.”

I smiled and patted Spiral’s mane, to her delight. “That’s a great idea, but we’re short on time. It’s going to have to be rushed.”

Spiral nodded, and ordered the spa’s staff to find anything with a lid that could hold liquid. When they returned with a handful of empty moisturizer containers and so on, it began.

“Alright, ladies. Make it quick. Get me off, and bottle up the cum. Don’t taste it.”

Only the masseuse remained still. The desk clerk began gently stroking my shaft while Aloe—or was it Lotus? I can never remember—lapped at my balls, and the other twin began kissing me deeply. Spiral stood to the side, pouting until I gestured her over and directed her lips to my neck.

With four lovely mares doing their best to pleasure me, I knew I wouldn’t last long, but damn if I didn’t enjoy it while I did. The clerk’s deft movements with her hoof were astonishing; I briefly wondered if the spa really did offer “special services.” Slow strokes back and forth while one of the twins gently prodded at my nutsack with her tongue, and the other’s tongue explored my mouth had me on the edge in no time at all. When, to my surprise, the twin on my balls simultaneously took one completely into her mouth AND managed to lick my taint, I lost it.

Without missing a beat, the masturbating mare grabbed the nearest bottle and capped my cock with it, far more gently than Mrs. Cake had (to my very great relief). As I came, though, not one mare even slowed down. If anything, the pace increased. As the clerk jerked faster, Aloe (let’s assume) began teasing my frenulum gently while she continued to swirl my balls with her tongue, and both Lotus and Spiral competed to see who could get me hotter without using an erogenous zone. I was in heaven.

Suffice it to say that when the last container was filled and the mares backed away, I was disappointed. Disappointed and more than a little dazed, actually. I stared into space long enough for Spiral to poke me with a hoof. “Master? We need to get going.”

As I blinked myself back into reality, I sighed. “Yes, we do.”

I stood and addressed the spa staff. “You four. You are going to hypnotize every customer to come through that door. Take advantage of the spa’s relaxation. I want you to suggest to each of them that they’re awfully horny, and that it’s perfectly normal to fix that, that they shouldn’t fight it. If anypony seems to be resisting that suggestion, feed them some of my cum. Don’t let anypony remember the anything but a lovely, normal trip to the spa. Finally, if any of Twilight Sparkle’s friends turn up—Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, or Twilight herself, touch their head with a hoof and hypnotize them that way. You can only do that once each, but I doubt that’s going to be a problem. Everypony understand?” All four nodded. “Good. Wake in sixty seconds.”

I turned back to Spiral. “Come on, let’s get home.”

She nodded and followed me as I headed out the back. No sooner had we stepped out the door than a flash of light overhead caused us each to jump and look up. I sighed with relief at Discord. Were it Celestia, I’m not sure what I’d have done.

Discord spoke, not sounding amused or happy at all. “Another distraction. Good. I mean, it’s not exactly new, just more horny ponies running around, but we’re holding off on that “raising the bar” thing I mentioned. And do you know why we’re holding off?”

I nodded. “Celestia.”

Discord shook his head. “No! No, because of Celesti—wait, that’s what you said, isn’t it? Fine, just take the wind out of my sails, see if I help you anymore.”

Crossing his arms in annoyance, the fickle draconequus turned his back on me, and vanished. My jaw dropped. I may have seemed panicked before, but now I was out of my mind! Facing down Celestia and no help from Discord? I’m not ashamed to say I lost my cool.

“Spiral, what are we going to do? If Discord’s not going to help us, there’s no telling what the princesses will do to me!” Frantic, I had my hands on her shoulders and was shaking my poor pet. Spiral just pointed behind me.

“Spectacular! Oh, that was marvelous!” Discord’s laughter from behind me caused me to jump, spinning in midair. Discord only laughed harder. I just sat, looking back and forth between my pet and… let’s face it, my master, waiting for the other shoe to drop. Spiral wrapped her forelegs around my neck, consoling me. I have to admit, it helped.

Finally, Discord calmed down enough to wipe a genuine tear of mirth from his eye and looked down at me. “That was delightful! At the risk of spoiling my own fun, though, relax! You’ve caused more chaos in a day than most ponies do in their whole lives.”

Discord vanished and reappeared next to me, with boxing gloves on and a towel he tossed around my neck. As he spoke, he shadow boxed, causing Spiral to duck and glare up at him. “As long as you’re entertaining, I’m in your corner, my boy! Fret not!”

The gloves vanished along with the towel, and Discord returned to his customary position above me. “And, being in your corner, it falls to me to ensure Celestia doesn’t ruin our fun. Like I said, I’m not raising the bar yet after all. Self-preservation for you is fun-preservation for me. So, here.”

Discord snapped a claw, and I immediately felt his power wash over me. Spiral’s expression told me she’d felt it too. The floating dragon-pony-thing continued. “That power is a disguise. A disguise so perfect, it’ll fool anypony—unless you blow it. Just say ‘monocracy,’ and you’ll look like any pony you want.”

I felt some of the stress fade from my tense withers. A Discord-level disguise should fool even Celestia herself, at least at first. This was perfect! The keyword was a weird pick, maybe, but it’s Discord; weird was the name of the game.

From nowhere, Discord pulled out a grandfather clock, holding it in one claw and peering suspiciously at the face. “Hmm… you two might want to get going, you know. You've got twenty minutes until that pesky pegasus gets to your little love shack, at most!” With that, Discord tossed the clock in the air and vanished.

In shock, I realized the massive timepiece was headed directly for my head, but before I could move, Spiral made a noble sacrifice, shoving her beloved master aside with a heartrending scream—only to have a tiny model clock bounce off her nose and fall to the ground harmlessly.

As the two of us blinked in confusion, Discord’s laughter rang in our ears.