Chapters Let's get this party started!
"Come on Wesley!" said Alex
Alex was currently my best friend, we have been friends every since im move from Mississippi 7 years ago. Alex was tall(about 5'10) strong, and, well......a brony.....I refused to understand what all of this brony hype is about, honestly I didn't really care for the show. He has try to get me to "join the herd" but he has failed. I just dont see the joy in whatching a show that was made is make 6 year old girls happy.
"Im coming, chill da fuck out!" I said back.
"So do you have any plans for your big day today, i mean besides the party." asked Alex.
"Oh yea, my mom said i could have a few friends spend the night tonight after the party!" i said.
"Oh cool, who's it going to be?"
"who do you think?" I added, "you,me, and Austin"
Austin was also one of my best friends,we kinda had a trio, and i was the only one, who did watch my little pony, great right?
"here we are, thanks for walking me back from school, but i'll see you at the party!" I said
as I open the door and walk inside for some reason the lights were out and the were heavy curtins blocking out almost all of the light, the house looked dead, i turned around and Alex was behind me smiling like he had just see Justin Beiber get shot, and in an flash, the curtens drop, and the lights went on, and there was a big "BOOM" and confetti everywhere!
"SUPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said my Mom, Dad, and two sisters (Lizzie kate and Madeline)
"Haha thanks you guys!" i replied.
"You should've seen your face!" said Lizzie kate
"Yeahhh, thanks you little turd"
"Now come on, how about you and Alex go play a little xbox while i make sure the party will be ready" said my mom
"hmm never heard a mom say go play xbox before" said Alex
"Come on i'll One v. One you on black ops 2" I said
"Alright" he shot back
As Alex and I ran upstairs to my room to start up the game my family tended to the party.
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Happy Brithday!your going to military school
All of my friends were here, boys and girls both, there was good music on there were people playing in the back yard pool, drink soad and eating pizza, yeah you could say it was probably one of the best days of my life! We all played games like water bloon fights,(where i got to peg some of my best friends), we all ate cake, and I got some kick-ass presents, along with a couple of pony plusies that would sit in the time out coner of my room, and after the party was over the girl i have a crush on, Kristen, gave me a kiss when see left! The perfect Brithday right?
My bestfriends in the whole world were staying the night, and we had lots of pizzia, chips, and soad left over, it was going to be a long night of xboxing. When every one was gone and we finished moving are food and drink down to the man-cave, Alex and Austin gave me the guilt trip begging me to whatch some more My Little Pony
"Fine, whateva" I said.
"Fucka ya!" shouted Alex and Austin together.
"Hey wesley?" shout my mom.
"Yeah mom?" I answered.
"Come upstaires right quick, i need to tell you something important!"
"Okay, be right back bro's!"
As i run upstairs I was wondering what was so important I had to run upstairs
"so guess what!" said mom.
"what?" i asked
"You got accepted to Riverside Military Academy!" she shouted
"do what now" i asked with my mouth open.
"isn't great!"
Great isn't what i had in mind, so when she was done talking to me, i went down staires and told them the shitty-news.
"awwww, bro that suck dick" said Austin
"whens your frist day?" ask Alex
"tomorrow." as i said that their mouths flew open.
"well then lets enjoy some xbox, it'll take it off your mind!"
"yeah sure, i guess"
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The next afternoon
"i'll see you bro's later, wish me luck" i said with sorrow.
"good luck, dont die" said Austin.
"thanks douche" i said.
As they walked away, little did I know, i would never see them again. I got in my moms car and we drove 2 hours up to Gainsville, GA. When we got there i grabbed my suit case said my good-bye's and i love you's to my family (and fuck you's silently) and walk up the main door the the barracks. I looked like a gaint old castle, but new, if it wasn't a military school, it wouldn't be that bad, i walked up to a rather large man in a military uniform who's name on it said "Hopkins" and it looked as if he were a 2nd lieutenant(I know this cause of my call of duty addictivness)
"Name?" he said.
"Uhhhh, Wesley" I said back.
"Last name idoit." he said with an evil eye.
"oh carpenter, uhh sir" i said.
"alright, you are in bravo company, up two floors and to the left." he said sternly
"thanks"
Well this school sucked, when i got to my company, the tac officer(the man in charge of the compnay, assined me to a room, as i unpack, i heard someone coming to my, i turned around to see a kid with a, "brony and proud" shirt on.
"God fuckin shit, you kidding me" i thought.
"hey, whats your name, mine is Tucker."he said.
"oh hey,nice uhhh shirt, mine is Wesley" i said.
"thats cool, hey ill be right back."
And like that he was gone, i was finished un packing, and I went for a little exploring, i was on the thrid floor, and i saw a door that had a lable in bold letters on it, *DO NOT ENTER* I thought it would be a good idea to open it up and see what they are hiding, i opened the door, it was just a storage room, but there was a dark part of they room that was a ripplely, it looked as if a game hadn't finished loading, i walked over to look at it, and in a flash i was gone.
(this is taking and built of the episode, "keep calm and flutter on, i do not own anything from this intro)
Yes, Princess, I'm ready to use my magic for good instead of evil. [under his breath] Most of the time. said Discord
"oh you just wait Celestia, once she what chaos i'm about to bring to this world, you'll be sorry" thought Discord, as he snapped his fingers secretly."
______________________________________________________________________________________________________ The girls all went home after the Discord problem, and went on with the day like nothing happened, Discord went to live with Celestia in the castle, but what she doesn't know is that he had created a portal in which took someone from the home, and it was about to get worse....
"uhhhh my head, what hell, where am i?"
i groaned as i sat up, from the looks of it, i was in the middle of a grass field, on the edge of a forest, in the distance i saw a large lake, along with a house, that appeared to be a tree. There were animals swarming it, large and small, i took a look for about 10 seconds before passing out again.
"wow i'm really glad everything work out with discord, but i have a huge mess to clean up from all of this mess discord made when he was still evil" said fluttershy as she begin to work."
it was about 30 minutes in to her cleaning that her pet bunny angel came running inside that cottage screaming in fear."
"hmmm whats that angel, what, you found a weird looking animal outside by the ever free forest, alright i go take a look" said fluttershy
as she picked up angel as he stood on her back,she began walking outside of the forest, unaware of what she might find outside. She kept walking, and she began to see a weird, thing lying on the ground. To her it looked like a weird hairless monkey, but it had clothing on, and it wasn't moving. she crept in closer until she was right next to it, she looked at it(well me) until she saw what ever it was, was breathing, she poked me in the ribs and let out a very soft..
"hhhh--eelllo"
She kept looking at this weird thing, until i start slowly opening my eyes, i sit up slightly, and groaned "oh my god, my head fucking hurt like a bitch"
Fluttershy let out a deafening scream, turned around and bucked my straight in the face, i passed out on impact.
She ran all the way to her friend twilights house to tell her what just happened. After she explained every thing about it, twilight rounded up the others, so they all went down to fluttershy's cottage, when they got there, they all had the look on there face, a look that said (what the buck)
Twilight walked up to me and preformed a spell that woke me up, i was sitting up against a tree, and as i looked around there were 6 ponies standing around me, they were all random colors, some had horns, some had wings, and some had none, we sat in an awkward silence for about a minute or so, until twilight said
"uhh hi uhh there, my name is twilight, do you understand me"
I could have responded in a better was but instead i let out some where sound like
"blah uhhh duhh"
they all looked at me with confusion, twilight said again
"uhhhmmm is that a yes?"
i looked around for signs that i was dreaming, i found none....
"yes i can."
all of the ponies look shocked, but the one who looked the worse was the one named twilight, i think i might know why.
she opened her mouth, and i knew she wasn't going to shut it for a while. God help me.
Each of the ponys had an expression of there own on there face, most of them were probably like..."what the hell is this thing, and why can i talk"
"wait you can.. TALK?" said Twilight shockingly.
"i caould ask you the same thing, you're a horse, you're not supposed to talk, you are supposed to eat hay and pretty much nothing more!" i said back.
"frist of all, i am a PONY, but not any kinda of pony, I am a unicorn, if you couldn't tell."
"so anyways, do you like, have a name?"she asked.
"yeah, its Wesley."
From that point the pink one looked like she was about to burst, i couldn't tell why, but it was like she was holding her breath, then in a flash she had my hand in her hoof and she was shakeing it fast while asking me a million question, i didn't under stand, it sounded like this though....
"ohmygoshyournameiswesleyhiwesleyimpinkiepieiamyournewbestfriendandwecanhaveapartyandmakingcupcakesandeverythin!"
"PINKIE" twilight said.
"Calm down,go take some deep breath of there!"
"Okay!"
"Alrighty then, so where am I?" I finally asked?
Then the White one spoke up for the frist time. "why darling you're in Equestria of chorse!" "and my name is Rarity, by the why." she said.
"Nice to meet you." i said, "sooooo whats the rest of your names then?"
"Sup, im Rainbow Dash, and im only the fastest flyier in all of equestria!"
"intresting, and yours" I said as i pointed to an orange pony, with a southern cowboy hat on.
"Howdy, 'ah I applejack,nice to meet ya'." she said as she tiped her hat to me.
"and you there?" I point to the quiet one, she was cowarding, hiding her face behind her hair, it was kind cute.
