Equestria's Doom

Hello, in the off chance you reading this then congratulations on finding my journal. My name is Flynn Taggart (although most of you know me as Doom Guy) and I'm just writing down some of my thoughts as I descend deeper into Hell.

So I'll start from the beginning, After successfully beating the shit out of my commander for ordering me and my squad mates to shoot civilians. I got stuck as a replacement marine on Mars' moon Phobos. Now just to make it clear to you how much this job sucked, in the words of the guy I was replacing "With no action for fifty million miles, your day will consist of suckin' dust and watchin' restricted flicks in the rec room." Now this Hell business began on a usual day while I was in my office sitting in my spinney chair. My co-worker whose name I continued to forget, left to go check on some noises coming from the hanger control room. Later when he came back he walked, or rather fell through my offices' door because of his missing head. Now, I'm the guard at the Union Aerospace Corporation's or UAC's hanger here on Phobos and the research going on here is very important so the UAC sent the Martian Marine Unit to see what was going on. They left me to guard the hanger and their shuttle went to drop off the rest of the marines on the other side of the complex. For the next hour I sat in my office and listened to the radio and to the screams of those marines as their limbs were torn from their bodies by those demons. After the screams stopped I realized everyone but me was most likely dead so I grabbed my measly pistol and set out in hopes the shuttle hadn't taken off. After blasting my way through demons, securing some heavy weapons, and slaying the Barrens of Hell I had reached not a shuttle, but a portal of sorts. I hoped it would take me home but alas I found my self deeper in Hell so I killed any and all the demons I could find but each time I found a portal I thought would take me home I ended up even deeper in this mess. I finally reached rock bottom when I killed the Spider Mastermind and as I sit here on his corpse writing my story.

I'm about to go through the Hell-Gate so I guess I'll leave my journal here for anyone who is unlucky enough to come across it down here. So I wish you luck in escaping Hell and hope my story does not end here.

• Flynn Taggart

Flynn concluded his story, rolling up the sheet of paper and placing it in the barrel of the Spider Mastermind's chain gun.

"Come on you can do this. You just fucked up Hell and now your going home. Okay here we go; three, Two, One, Go!" Flynn reassured himself as he ran and dove through the portal.