Equestria's Doom

"Alright then, that was interesting. Ah! my vision is so blurry. Is that a meadow? EARTH!? FINALLY I'M HOME!" I excitedly shouted.

Wait a second somethings off... I'm standing up but I feel... shorter? And I can't fell my hands... If only I could see. I thought.

"Ah!" I recoiled as my vision came into focus.

"Holy shit... what the fuck happened to me? Four legs and a tail... Wait... Am I a goddamn horse?" I said in disbelief, eyeing myself.

Well this just got interesting. I wonder what else has changed? I'm still wearing my combat armor so I still have my guns, good. Wait can I even shoot my guns without hands? Hm, interesting my backpack turned into a saddlebag and my armor still fits me. I continued to ponder when a town came into view. I hadn't even realized I started walking.

"Maybe I can get some answers." I said aloud proceeding onward.

"Wow, who are you?" A Light-blue mare with a rainbow colored mane said from behind me.

"Your flying... and you talked... forget interesting this just got fucking weird."

"Um, well then my name is Rainbow Dash and you must be new around here."

"You could say that. Names Flynn by the way."

"Flynn? That's a weird name."

"Right... Um where am I"

"Oh, your just outside ponyville."

"Less specific?"

"Well I don't know? Equestria?"

"Ever heard of the United States?"

"United-, what?"

"The Union Aerospace Corporation?"

"Um, no. Are you okay?"

"Yes one last question. Are you, have you ever been, or planing on being, a demon and, or spawn of Hell?"

"Um, no. Are you sure your okay?"

"Right as rain."

Rainbow and I walked through ponyville attracting the attention of everypony we passed until we came to an over-sized oak tree. She knocked on the door and we were greeted by... you guessed it a purple unicorn.

"Hi, Rainbow whose your friend?" The purple mare asked as she studied me.

"Twilight this is Flynn and I just met him he's... not from around here." Rainbow answered

"Here come inside.-" Twilight said as we entered. "-Flynn. That's an odd name."

Flynn sighed "Well actually they call me Doom Guy."

"Who does?" Rainbow inquired.

"That's not important right now. Twilight was it? Do you know why I'm here?"

"What do you mean 'here'?"

"Well one second I'm on Mars the next I'm here instead of earth."

"Interesting. I was conducting a teleportation spell and rather than sending something through my portal I felt something coming through the opposite way."

"Ah that sort-of explains it. You see I was teleporting as well so I must have somehow crossed portal locations with you."

"Um, guys you lost me. Is this good or bad?" Rainbow asked.

"Very very bad. You see I was escaping from Hell, literally, and wherever I go demons seem to follow and since I'm here..."

"...so are they." Twilight finished.

Flynn looked twilight in the eye. "You need to send me back. Now."

"Your right. Okay here we go; three... two... one... here we go."

Twilight's horn began to glow and a ball of white light formed around Me. Suddenly I was thrown backwards against the wall; luckily my armor absorbed the shock.

"Not again!" Twilight cried as I stood up in time to see another pony materialize.

"Um, hello. Who are you?" Rainbow asked the stallion who was wearing a grey trench coat.

"Ugh, why can't I see anything. Wait, who said that?" The mysterious colt said looking left and right at nothing in particular.

"Over here. And who are you?" I asked.

He looked at me and smiled. "Ah, a fellow american, I'm William B.J. Blackowitz, and tell me do you know where I can find Adolf Hitler?"