Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy
All Mericun Pony
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"Oh God, miss, I am so so so sorry!" The Zebra exclaimed frantically. "It's fine. " Rainbow told him as she got up. "God AMP(They call him AMP because it stands for "All Mericun Pony") don't flatten her jeez!" Kyle(The gray unicorn) commented in a joking matter. "It's fine, really." Rainbow assured. It's just, I've never seen the 4 of you in Ponyville before, where are you guys from?"
"Were from Phillydelphia(Get it, cuz I'm from Pennsylvania...fuck you!) I'm a 4 time Equestrian Olympic Wrestling champion." Exclaimed Gold. I own 30 different night clubs across Equestria. The one in Ponyville has the famous DJ's known as Neon Lights and Vinyl Scratch?" Asked Kyle. "I'm Marcus. I'm a scientist." Rainbow didn't really care about those 3. She anticipated the zebra getting to his name. "Im Shane, but I'm known as the "All Mericun Pony. "Why do they call you that?" Rainbow wondered. "Because Im the greatest flyer in all of Equestria. You can just call me Shane/" Rainbow went silent.
She wanted to say, "Oh you think so? well prove it!" But all she said was "Sweet! Are you planning on entering the Equestrian Racing Competition?" "Actually, heh, he's an olympic flyer! He just made the team this year!" Gold exclaimed proudly as he put his arm over Shane's shoulder and squeezed his neck very hard but he didn't know his own strength, since he was the undefeated Equestrian wrestling champion. "Yeah, we actually got this cake to celebrate. You should totally come over and have some as my guest, since you're the only "normal" pony we've actually talked to since we've been here. "That pink hyper pony was kind of hot." Kyle exclaimed. "Dude nice?" Gold exclaimed. "That sounds fun. But would you mind if I brought a few friends along?" Rainbow asked. "No not at all!" AMP shouted. I'll give you my address. He handed her a piece of paper. Could you come over at about 3PM." "Sure, that would be great. See you then." Rainbow replied. As they went their separate ways, rainbow thought to herself, "How dare that little pussy ass bitch call himself the best flier in Equestria?! That's my title! Although, he was hot and really nice. I'll just find out if he'd be a friend or foe later today."
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