Rainbow Dash's Arch Enemy

As the Mane 6 walked up to the door. Shane opened the door. "Hey guys welcome to our humbled aboad. Hey it's you again. Shane said happily as he pointed to Pinkie Pie. I hope you guys love cake, because we've got a 100lb one right here!" As they walked into the house, the noticed the dance room, exercise room, living room, bar, a hot tub, and a shit ton of other cool and expensive stuff. The dance room was tiled red, green, blue, and yellow with a DJ table and a disco ball. There was a 100in flat screen TV, so many expensive items. Applejack noticed Gold sweating as he was finishing his 900lb squat set. She looked in delight as she saw him flexing his very large muscles and decided to exercise too. Pinkie of course, sprinted to the dance room as Kyle started the music. Rarity and Fluttershy had eaten some cake with Shane. Marcus introduced Twilight to his laboratory. As they walked into the basement, she noticed all of the extremely advanced equipment and machinery in the large completely white room. WING BONER!!!!! Twilight blushed as her wings stuck straight out. Marcus looked at her and said, "I have a hard on for science and knowledge too! You're not the only one!" "Hey Shane, Rainbow Dash asked, how do you train?" Shane got up from the table and smiled. "Heh, follow me."

Rainbow Dash stared in disbefuckinglief. She saw Shane crawling only with his wings with a sled tied around him with gold sitting on the back of it. When he was flying, he was wearing a fucking gas mask and a parachute! "If you think that's tough training, you should see Gold during wrestling season!" Shane exclaimed.

"Uh-um-I gotta go! Rainbow Dash yelled as she blasted off. "Fucking motherfucker!" Rainbow Dash yelled as she barged into her house. "What's wrong sis?" Scootaloo questioned. "I have a lot of training to do!" Scootaloo looked puzzled. 3 months went by and Rainbow Dash did nothing but train nonstop during that time period. When the olympics came around, Everypony was at Twilight's house watching the wrestling as Gold won the championships. They all traveled to Cloud City to watch the flying competition. The racing portions were finished. In first was Rainbow Dash, 2nd was AMP, and 3rd was spitfire. The crowd was baffled that someone besides the Wonderbolts actually placed. Rainbow dash was furious that AMP was actually close to her in skill. "Rainbow Dash! The final event, the talent competition is next! Scootaloo exclaimed. There's no way that butthead Shane can beat you and your septopple rainboom!" "You're right Scoots, I got this!" Rainbow confidentally replied. "Hey Rainbow Dash! Shane yelled as he ran up to her. You're an incredible flyer. We're tied up on the scoreboard from all of the other events. I guess this event will determine the winner. No matter what happens wether I win or lose, I just want you to know, that I think you're the greatest flier I've ever seen."

"Yeah yeah whatever, save that loser talk for after I win." Rainbow replied. "Yeah! Rainbow's gonna push your shit in, so you better be ready!" Scootaloo added. "W-w-what? I don't understand. Said Shane. I didn't mean to-" "Save it Zebra! I've got a tournament to win!" Rainbow interrupted. "Yeah!" Scootaloo added. Rainbow and Scootaloo walked off to prepare for the final competition. Shane just stood their stunned at what he heard. "Fine! If that's how it's gonna be, then that's how it's gonna be!" Shane said. "Hey Shane! What the fuck was that about?!" Gold asked as him, Kyle, and Marcus walked in. "Nothing! I've gotta get ready!" Rainbow was #9 out of #10. Shane was #10 so he went last. There wasn't much competition until Dash went and did her same routine she did the past 5 years. "Here comes the crowd pleaser!" Rainbow Dash flew over a mile into the air, observed the crowd one last time, and then she dove down and did the phenominal septopple sonic rainboom. The crowd went insane. Shane's friends just sat there and yawned. "Go get'em Shane" Marcus told Shane. "Wish me luck" Said Shane. "You don't need it!" Kyle yelled as Shane flew into the air.

As rainbow dash was still descending, she stopped to watch and see how her opponent would "try" and top that. He flew up about a mile into the air, smiled down at his friends, and descended down. He was picking up incredible speed as he made his descent. A trail of fire shot behind him. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." AMP's friends counted down. Everypony in the stadium looked at them with confusion as if they were predicting something. Rainbow Dash looked at them as if they were retarded. "The heck they counting down for?!" Rainbow dash wondered. As AMP was coming down at unimaginable speeds, there were 3 explosions. "That's called a TRIPLE AMERIBOOM BITCH!!!!!" AMP's friends screamed in unison. There were 3 rainbooms. The 1st one was red, the 2nd one was white, and the 3rd one was blue. Each boom was three times the size of 1 of Rainbow Dash's rainbooms. Everypony went silent for about a minute, then they all went completely psychopathic apeshit with cheers. Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped. Scootaloo practically crapped herself. Rainbow dash's face went from shock to anger. She shot up into the air speeding at Shane. She blasted right into his side and kocked him into the crowd. He crashed into the stands that were about 20ft from Shane's friends.

Rainbow jumped on top of him and started puching him in the face while he lay there unconcious. The crowed cleared out while security flew to restrain Rainbow Dash. About 20 of them went to restrain her but then Shane's friends charged at the guards and knocked the fudge out of them. Princess Celestia had stepped in and used her magic to pick up the 3 stallions, but Gold was furious out of his mind that that evil mare had probably killed his best friend. He actually "bent" Celestia's magic and broke free of it. Everyone was shocked to see that somepony actually broke the great and powerful Celestia's magic. He charged and hoof kicked Celestia in the face and sent her flying to the other side of the stadium. He charged at Rainbow Dash and before Dash even knew it, Gold was a foot away from her charging right at her and he head-butted her and knocked her 50ft in the other direction and she was unconsious.