Stew the Alicron is a Really Overpowered and Cool Guy and if You Don't Love Him 2 Then You're a Casul

Chrysals the Changeling sat in the Carnerlot castle throne room with pony guards licking her hooves because she took o ver the castle and now all ponies were her slaves so she good.

“Fuck yeah ruling poniekind is grate I love it.” Chris said.

So yeah Christlsis had a cool day ruling ponys and it was fun and stuff, but suddenly Shinning arms broke down the door and said “Begone evil guy!”

And then Chrys was sad because Sining Armar is a dick and is always killing the fun and makes her sad.

“No I’m not leaving this place, you’re a jerkbaby and I don’t like you.”

So then Christals fired lazer at Shining Shoes but he decided not to get hit so he deflected with cool magic shield that shined bright like a diamond, all this diamond light was getting in Chrysalis’ eyes so she put on sunglasses and said “fuk u”

So then Changeling Queen fired more lazers at Shiner Armer and he deflected them all because he didn’t want to get hit because that would hurt pretty bad.

But then all of a sudden Cadance broke down the door again and was all like, “Guuurl, stop shooting lazers at mah hubby.”

So then Cadance joined the fight and started to fire heart lasers at Chrysalis which she ate because love is pretty damn tasty.

“Oh shit, forgot Changerling eats loves.?” Chrysalis said.

So then Cadance started to fire normal lasers instead and that hurt the Changeling queen a lot so she cry.

So then Changeling Queen fell down and started to crie because she lost fight.

“Why do I suck so much.” Chrysalis said.

“It’s because your wings aren’t pretty enough.” Cadance and Shining Armour said at the same time.

“Aw shit I’ll never have pretty wings.” Chrysalis cried.

So then Chrysalis committed Seppuku because all the more losing would dishonor famiry and that would make everyone sad.

So then Shining Armour and Cadance became the rulers of Equestria and Crystal Empire and soemtime had sexes with Chrisalis’s’ss dead body sometimes because they’re necrophiliacs secretly.

The End, no not really.