Stew the Alicron is a Really Overpowered and Cool Guy and if You Don't Love Him 2 Then You're a Casul

Sombera stared at Stew, with hats in his eyes, Stew knew what needed to be done.

Stew started to edge it up like an edgy guy becasue he was.

Sombrera decided to edge back a little moreee.

“Ohhhh, my life is so haaaaaaaaaaard.” Stew edged.

“My life is haaaaaaaarder, do you know how it feels to be rejected by staiiiiirrrsss? It makes you think of terribul afwle thing.” Sambab said.

Stew sas wuprised by all the edge oozing from Sopra’s beehive being, and he was all like “Guuuuurl, you can’t be mo’ edgier than me!”

So then they started to edge more seriously.

“Ther’s a thousand year old demon inside me that tells me to kill mpeople Sombar, it’s hard to think sometimes and I hussie the people I love somethines because of it, so becouse that is i learn not to love ponies and stuff.” Stew said.

“I am the thousand year old demon inside you that tells you to kill people Soba, and makes it hard to think sometimes and hurt the people you love sometimes, and because of that you’ve learned to not love ponies and stuff. I’m also possesed by a ten-thousand year old demon that tells me to tell you to do all those bad things and stuff.” Sombrat said.

Stew was lossing and he knew it, he had to take this fight up a notch and start getting physical because he was starting to feel insecure. So Stew falcon punched Sobraro in the face and it hurt a lot and Stew learned how to falcon punch because he’s actually Captain Falcon’s long lost son. And then Sombrero fell down and got hurt.

“But Stew I loved you!!!!” Sombra sed.

“...” Stew said.

Stew took out his big balloon katana and got ready to kill Sombrea but then he started 2 crie because he actually loved Sob too, and so he dropped his balloon sword and kissed the Somb and they started to turned on so they ran to Stew’s bedroom and had sexes for eternity and had babies 2 the end maybe no? authors note; actually just learn guy can’t get pregnat so forget that one part sorry i dumb and also story not over yet so sorry for horribleness.