NOTE: FIC IS CANCELLED.However, leaving it up as an artifact of another time.

** Set after Season Two, but taking place in and around Season 3 **

Six weeks ago, a box of muffins went missing in Ponyville, and the new Sheriff Trixie (yes, that Trixie) decided to round up the usual suspects. How else can you explain why Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Flutterhy, and.... er... Derpy have all been arrested for the same crime?

Can newly drafted law pony Twilight get her friends out of this mess? Will Sheriff Trixie use this crime as revenge against her tormentors? Can self-appointed Detective Inspector Pinkie Pie find the real culprit? Or will these (maybe) falsely accused ponies get revenge their own way? And just WHO is the mysterious Pranker Pon-ay?

In world where no muffin theft is what it seems, you've got to look beyond...

(A tongue in cheek parody of The Usual Suspects, thoroughly Ponified. You don't need to watch the movie to enjoy/understand)

(But if you haven't seen the movie, do yourself a favor and rent it).