As Gold woke up at 6AM as usual, he got up, put on his olympic champions jacket, went to the gym, worked out for 2 hours, and went home. As he walked ito his house, He heard the music blairing, while his brother was playing that god damn motherfucking xbox360. He liked Modern Warmare 3(Get it...fuck you!) He was always talking crap on people and cursing at the game for five minutes of every one time he died! Gold went to turn off the music and then he walked in front of the TV and turned off the game. "Yo dude, what the fuck!" Kyle yelled as he was just about to get a MOAB. "We're going out today. Imet a girl that would be perfect for you." "I'm not in the mood for dating right now ever since Vinyl dumped me for that fucking Neon Lights." "Dude, you never spent time with her and all you cared about was this fucking game." She always liked you and wanted to get it on 24/7. All you cared about was getting care packages, while she just wanted your package(See what I did there?)" "Ugh...fine, where are we going?" "Sugarcube Corner." Gold replied.

When they got to sugarcube corner, there were about 10 different mares waiting in there, each one wanting a date with Kyle. "So which one is it?" Kyle wondered. "All of them." Gold replied. "WHAT?!" "All of these mares want a date with you. Don't you remember dating the hottest mares in school?" Kyle thought back, Carrot Top, Roseluck, Bon Bon, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Fluttershy. Oh yeah." Kyle realized. "Okay ladies, this is Kyle, he's a DJ, an olympic wrestler, and very wealthy. We're gonna do something like speed dating. Each of you has fifteen minutes to get to know Kyle before moving on. So please grab a seat and we will be right with you." Gold had announced with great enthusiasm.

"Dude what are you doing!?" Kyle questioned. "You wanted a girlfriend, so I found the hottest mares in Ponyville!" "I don't know these mares!" "No shit numb nuts, thats why we're doing speed dating, so you get to know each one!" "Fine!" Kyle grumbled as the first mare came to his table. It was Photo Finish. "Look I'm sorry, I'm new at this and my brother is not being sensitive with the situation I'm in and-" "Oh it's no problem darling! I admire your beautiful outfit!(You'll see his outfit later)" "Oh, why thank you!" After the first fifteen minutes went by, a new mare came to the table. "Hmm, Photo is actually a very interesting pony. I always heard that she was an egotistical pshosiopath with a boner for only fashion, but she was very kind." Kyle thought to himself. The next mare was Lyra. "Hey handsome" "Lyra, what are you doing here I thought you were-" "I'm bisexual, not a dike! Would you be interested in a three-way with me and-" "LYRA?!?!?!" Bon Bon yelled as she walked in. "Oh shit! I gotta go!" Lyra exclaimed as she ran out of the bakery. All the other mares were just either control freaks or idiots, but they were all hot though. The last mare was non other than Derpy Hooves. "Hi Kyle!" Derpy said as she stumbled into the table. "Hey Derpy." Kyle said with a smile.

"I think you're really cute and I really like you." Derpy said as her face turned completely turned red. "I think you're really cute too Derpy!" Kyle said putting his hoof on her hoof and she started giggling. They talked for a while and Kyle said to himself, "This is it, my very special somepony." As they were about to kiss, a tall gray handsome pony wearing a black hoodie walked in. All of the girls got up out of their chairs and walked towards him. "SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!" Kyle yelled as he stormed out of the bakery, walked to Applejack's farm where Gold was working at, walked up to Gold and punced him in the face. "Ow...what was that for?" It didn't really hurt Gold, he's been blasted by the magic of Princess Celestia. "Why aren't you at the bakery?" "Because some other doucher came in an stole them from me!" Kyle replied angrily. "Who?" "I don't know, some new guy, no one's ever seen him in Ponyville!" "Let's go find out who this guy is, but first I gotta tell Applejack that I'm leaving." Gold replied. "Fine!" Kyle grumbled.

Author's Note

Somepony's getting his ass whooped!