Ponyville's Own Vampire

As they walked to Sugarcube corner, they came across a tall, skinny, pale skinned, handsome pony. "Is that him? God he's pasty as fuck!" Gold remarked. Tons of mares were talking to him. "Looks like you got some competition, Kyle!" "Fuck you dude! That guy needs to get his ass whooped, he stole my bitches!" "First of all, they were aquaintances, second of all, they didn't belong to anypony, and third, you can' just beat up somepony for getting girls!" Gold scolded. "Watch me!" As Kyle went to go punch the mysterious pony in the face, Gold ran after him. Kyle's fist was drawn back, and right before he clashed with the back of his head, Gold grabbed his arm and yanked him back. After the pony turned around, and the crowd of mares cleared, in his sight was the 2 stallions. "Hello, nice to meet you, I'm Jack." The gray pony kindly said as he reached for Gold's hoof. "Nice to meet you, my name is Gold, and this is my brother Kyle." Kyle was looking away from him. Gold back hoofed the side of Kyle's head. "OW! Oh, hi" Kyle grumbled.

"Wow, you're the first ponies who didn't swarm me. You guys seem really cool, I want to invite you to my house tomorrow night for a party." "That sounds awesome! Gold replied. We'll be there." "Meh...fine." Kyle whined. "Great! I'll see you then!" Jack said as he walked out. As Kyle and Gold left, "Man what a douchebag!" Kyle exclaimed. "Dude, he seems cool. Don't judge a book by it's cover. He seems cool, just give him a chance, it's not like he's a freak or something." As they went inside, "Ugh, I'm going to bed!" Gold said as he yawned and walked up the stairs. As soon as he lied down, *BOOM BANG CARE PACKAGE INBOUND GRENADE!!!!!* "Son of a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch!" Gold yelled as he heard Kyle playing his damn video game.

The next night, Gold and Kyle dressed up in their best party clothes. Ties, glasses and all. When they got to his house, he even had a bouncer. "Names please." "Uh Gold and Kyle." "Oh, you 2 are on the VIP list, come this way." The bouncer exclaimed as he escorted them into Jack's house. "Damn his house is nice! Just not as nice as ours, am I right?!" Gold exclaimed to Kyle which made him smile a little bit! As they were escorted to the back, they saw Jack sitting in a hot tub with 2 girls around his arms. "Gold, Kyle, over here! Jack yelled to them as they came over. Get your asses in this hot tub right now!" As they climbed into the hot tub, "Aaaaaahhh...that feels amazing!" Gold and Kyle said softly as the climbed into the hot tub. After about 3 hours, Kyle and Jack got to know each other. "Hey...you guys wanna do something awesome?" Jack asked them after they all had a couple of drinks.

"Follow me." As they walked outside, "You guys like pranks?" Gold and Kyle tilted their heads. "Who?" They both said in unison. "Come on!" Jack ripped off his hoodie, and their jaws dropped at what they saw. He had icredibly large wings...but here's the thing, they weren't pony wings, they were giant bat wings. Kyle and Gold thought they were just seeing things since they were drunk. "We're going to Canterlot!" Jack picked up Gold and Kyle used his magic to fly as they headed for Canterlot. They grabbed a bunch of spray cans and headed up for Celestia's castle. Jack and Kyle flew up to Celestia's portion of the castle. They wrote, "Celestia is a fat flank!" And on Luna's window, "Go back to the moon where you belong!" On Cadence's window, "WHORE!" "Hey Stop!" A guard had caught them. "Shit, run!"

After they escaped, they ran all the way to Sweet Apple Acres. They were busting up laughing. "You 2 are fun as shit, we should do this more often!" Jack exclaimed. "GAH!" Jack yelled as he grabbed his stomach. "Dude, are you alright?" Gold asked worriedly. "Yeah, I'm fine." Jack assured. "You guys need to get home." "Alright, we'll see you tomorrow bro!" Kyle said as he walked off. Jack needed to feed once again. He searched through Ponyville for a pony who was by themselves. He flew by Sugarcube Corner and noticed Pinkie Pie with Sweetie Belle. She was walking her home. "Mmm...yes...they'll do just fine." Jack said evilly. He swooped down and grabbed Sweetie Belle without alerting Pinkie since she was behind her. "Hey Sweetie Belle, would you like to help me bake tomerrow? Sweetie Belle...Sweetie Belle? As she turned around, she didn't see Sweetie, she just saw that tall gray skinny pony covered in blood. She went to scream but he grabbed her by the throat and snapped her neck. He was holding her dead body in his hoof, he looked over her for a moment and then he sunk his long fangs into her neck and drank out all of her blood.