Ponyville's Own Vampire

As soon as Kyle woke up, he felt the hangover kick in. "What the hell happened last night?" As kyle walked into the bathroom, he noticed Gold had his face in the toilet puking his guts up. "Alcohol...blargh!...Is a hell of a drug...blargh!" When Kyle went to go check to see if the mail was there, he saw that cross-eyed pegasus flying towards the mailbox. "Hi Kyle!" Derpy yelled as she was flying upside down. "Hi Derpy." Kyle replied kindly. Derpy handed him his mail. "Thanks Derpy, I'll see you Sunday." "Bye!" Derpy replied as she flew away. As Kyle closed his mailbox and began to walk away, he noticed a note taped to his mailbox. It had a little drop of what looked like blood, but it looked like someone had tried to get the stain out of it. It read.

Dear Kyle and Gold, I had an awesome time last night. I think they know who put the graffiti on the walls. It was on the news, and I think I'm in trouble. Some guards might be at your house later asking If you know where I am. Just lie to them and don't tell them that we were you-know-where last night. I'm going out of town for a couple of days. When I get back, we should totally party again.
Sincerely, Jack.

"Wait what?!" Kyle screamed loudly as 5 other ponies stopped and stared at him. Kyle turned around and sprinted back inside and slammed the door. "GOOOOOOLD!" Kyle yelled as he ran into the bathroom and saw Gold still throwing up. "Dude, guards are gonna be at our house!" "You don't say?!" Gold replied like a smartass. "What do you mean?" Kyle asked in a confused and angry tone. "Remember, we wrote that crap on Celestia's castle? It was on the news but Jack took the wrap for it. He's a real friend, he even took the blame for that 'one thing' you did." "What 'one thing?"' Kyle questioned with great anger. "You threw your shit on Shining Armor's window!" "How did he 'take the wrap' for it?" "There was a video camera, and he intentionally wrote a message and stuck it on the camera literally telling them every single thing we did to the castle. He's gonna be gone for a little while, for like 3 days. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some demons to expell from my body...blargh!" Gold replied.

Kyle couldn't comprehend what was going on. the only thing he could remember was walking into the bar after they left Jack's house. About half an hour later, Gold made some coffee and they turned on the TV. They turned it to the news and were shocked at what they were witnessing. "Two ponies were killed last night just outside of Sugarcube Corner. A mare, and a filly. A 25-year-old Pinkamena Diane Pie, and a 7-year-old Sweetie Belle." The news reporter announced. Kyle and Gold turned to look at each other with shock and horror. They both jumped up and ran for the door to head down to Sugarcube Corner. As soon as they opened the door, 2 royal guards were standing there. "Excuse us, but have you seen Mr.Jack Falco within the past 14 hours?" The one guard questioned. "No we haven't, but sorry, we really have somewhere to be." Gold exclaimed. "Right, sorry to have bothered you." The guards said as they walked away. Kyle and Gold ran away as fast as they could to Sugarcube Corner. They saw the dead corpses that were Pinkie and Sweetie. Sweeties blanket that covered her body was soaked in blood. There was not a single spot of white. Before they put the tarp over Pinkie's body, Kyle saw that her head was seriously wabbling like crazy, and there were two tiny holes in her neck that were bleeding.

The autopsy later showed that Pinkie died of a broken neck, and Sweetie Belle died of a sliced open throat and her jugular vein was sliced. When they found her, there was a 5ft puddle of blood circling her dead body. There were also two tiny holes in her neck that were bleeding. "Hey Gold, check out their necks." "What? Why?" "There are two little holes in each of their necks like...like a vampire!" Kyle exclaimed. "Dude, you've been playing too many video games. Vampires are fake!" Gold scolded. Kye stared at Gold as if he were crazy. Gold went to Sweet Apple Acres to check up on Applebloom, while Kyle went to check up on Scootaloo, but no one knew where she lived, not even Rainbow Dash.

"Fucking Celestia, making me go on the lamb again! This is the 3rd time this year I had to find somewhere new to live. I can't move out of Ponyville yet. I need to find some food first." *Sniff* *Sniff* Jack caught a whiff of two mares. "I guess two certain mares are going camping. He was in the woods and as soon as he caught smell of a pony, he bolted two miles in the direction the smell was coming from. Once he got within 30ft from the ponies, he began stalking towards them. He came to a clearing where Bon Bon and Lyra were camping. It was about 7:30PM and it wasn't dark enough for him to attack since the Sun would kill him. The reason he was able to go outside before was, he always put on two bottles of sun screen on his hind body parts. He only put it on the back end of his body since he always wore his black hoodie covering the front portion of hs body and his head.

He waited for about an hour before Lyra went off to get more firewood. He followed after her. When she was picking up dead branches from trees. When the branches were getting too heavy, she used her magic to carry it. As soon as she turned around to head back to the camp, the first thing she saw was that menacing monster standing in front of her. She went to scream but he put his hoof in her mouth, ripped out her tongue and grabbed her horn. Once her horn was in his hoof, he squeezed it tightly and put his other hoof on her forehead and began yanking her horn. Her horn was slowly coming out of her head. She tried to scream but before her yelp could leave her vocal chords, her horn came out of her head. Jack held it in his hand, and smiled. Lyra's head began gushing blood. Jack grabbed Lyra by the neck and forced her horn down her throat. Lyra began choking, but she didn't die of suphocation, while Lyra was choking, Jack punched the horn through her throat. Blood began pouring out of her neck. While she lay there dead, Jack sunk his teeth into her neck and began drinking her blood.

After a while, Bon Bon got tired of waiting for Lyra and decided to go looking for her. "Lyra...Lyra? If you scare me, I'm gonna kill you!" Bon Bon yelled as she walked through the woods. "I think it's a little late for that!" A mysterious pony whispered in her ear. Bon Bon turned around to see nothing. She turned back around and saw Lyra's mutilated body hanging from a tree. "AAAAAHHH!" Bon Bon screamed as she turned around to run away. Once she turned around, she saw a bloody pony smiling at her. She froze as Jack slowly walked up to her. "You have beautiful hair." Jack commented as he softly grabbed her hair as he walked behind her. She began to whimper. "Could have fooled me, you don't look like a dike." He grabbed a large portion of her hair and wrapped it around her nech and began strangling her. "Good night!" He yelled as he tightened the wrap around her neck 5 times harder, which crushed her wind pipe and killed her. He released his grip around her and she fell to the ground dead. Jack knelt down and sunk his teeth into her neck and took a big gulp. "These ponies taste better than the ones in Manehattan. No. I think I'll stay in Ponyville for a while, and maybe I'll make some new 'friends' while I'm here!"