Intro

My name is George Darkhorse. Or it was.

I should probably explain. Some weird crap happened and I am now Scootaloo. Not somepo- I mean someone that's similar to her, not someone who looks like her. I am Scoots.

That's probably even more confusing. Let me explain it, starting on May 7, 2020, my fifteenth birthday.

May 7, 2020 16:38

"Hey, Little G!" Megan said, excited. "It's 12 minutes till the date and time of your birth!"

"Ugggh... What do you want?" I mumbled, loading my groceries into the fridge. Yes, I'm 15 and loading my groceries. Mom left me to myself just three days ago. Yes, I'm working on the child abuse forms but, well, life gets in the way some times.

"Cheer up, Scoots! I-" Megan said, but was cut off by Katrina.

"We. We have a present for you! Our little gift from the MCM!" The MCM. Aww, the memories. I'm going to pause the story to explain. I seem to need to explain a lot. Oh well, I think it is a part of good story writing. Anyways, here is some background!

October 10, 2010 07:30

I have a crush on these two girls, Megan and Katrina. I talked to them on Friday and its mutual! I agreed to check out a show they are interested in called "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." I know, I know, it sounds cheesy, but this is for love! It was written by Lauren Faust (big person in charge of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, if you are a fool), so it can't be all bad.

I checked the clock. Dammit, still three hours to go. Time to walk in circles, or squares, or any closed shapes really. What I really mean is, time to wait.

October 10, 2010 10:29

I started having second thoughts. Maybe Faust was just desperate for a job.

The show should be starting in under a minute. I stared at the remote, wondering if I should bother.

Yes.

What? A voice in my head?

This is important. Give it a shot.

"Okay then," I stammered under my breath. Well, that was unsettling.

October 10, 2010 11:00

Show! Why must you be over?

Love or not, I am going to watch the next episode, I  thought to myself. I should talk to them about it. I can see them, shaking in fear because of Nightmare Moon, and I will be all badass like "Never fear, I will protect you using the magic of friendship!" Wait, that doesn't sound badass at all! Oh well. I ran to meet them at the park.

"Girls! That was awesome!"

"I know, right?" Megan, uh, squeed out. "Lauren is like, magic!"

"I loved it too! Lets be best friends!" Katrina squealed.

Every one joined Katrina in saying, "Forever!!"

May 7, 2020 16:38

"Come on Scoots! We don't have all day to celebrate our birthday!"  Megan shouted. "Equestria to Scoots! Equestria to Scoots!"

"Ok, Sweetie Belle, I'll open the door," I said nonchalantly, pausing Antidote by Swedish House Mafia vs. Knife Party. Wait, did I just call Megan Sweetie Belle by accident? And she said Equestria to Scoots? What's going on?

"Are you ok? Could you please open the door?" Appl- Katrina said to me. "Look, I know your mom just left you, but we are your friends. We can't stand to see you like this. Right Swee- I mean Megan?"

"Yep!" Megan said happily.

I opened the door, muttering, "I'm sorry I didn't get you anything."

"Awww, you don't have to. I mean, your mom thinks you are a freak and wants to ship you to a mental hospital. We're here to help! Because that's what friends are for!" Megan chirped. Still as happy as ever.

"So, what did you get me?" I said, their excitement rubbing off on me.

"Silly filly, that's the point of opening them!" Katrina joked.

"Oh, right. I think everypony should come in."

May 7, 2020  16:49

"Thanks for the Scoots style scooter! I always wanted one!" I said excitedly. "Thank you very much, Apple Bloom!"

"You're welcome Scootaloo! I worked hard on it!" Katrina boasted. "I painted it my self!"

"Speaking of paint, let's paint some cutie marks on our plots!" Megan said, getting a confused look from Katrina. "We haven't done that in forever!"

"Okay." Yes, I just agreed to take off my pants. In front of my two girl best friends. And we will paint emblems on our asses. Stop looking at me like that.

May 7, 2020  16:50

"For Five Score! Divided by Four!

Your Memories Removed! Your Body Confused!

Enter The World Once More!

Another Self Infused!

Thou Come Back From Times Of Yore!

Are You Not Abused?

Can You Not Remember Before?

How It Must Hur-"

"I'm going to cut you off right now. I, while very adult, am not 25." Perfect! I just made a hole in Discord's logic! I'm so-

"Clever? I was referring to how long you were in suspension.  I thought about putting you in a human initially, but then I thought, "I don't think that's Chaotic enough!" So I kept your body in suspension for ten years. Now who's so clever?"

I didn't say anything.

"Everything good? Good. Let me continue,

How It Must Hurt To Know You Snoozed

And Missed Ten Years Of Lore?

Instead Of Five Score, Divided By Four,

You Have Been Amused

For Only Three Score Divided By Four!"