Arc One: Ponification 1 "TWO!?"

"Are you done now?" I muttered, bored of Discord's rhymes.

"STOP INTERRUPTING!!! You little... I know what to do to you! But I'll hold it for later."

"You don't, asshole."

"I could kill you If you don't keep your mouth shut. Done now? Good. Continuing from where we left off,

You Can't Retract Now, You're Fused!

You're Female Now, You Whore!

You Don't Have A Mom Now, She Was So Misused!

You're Scootaloo Now, Such An Eyesore!

Welcome To The Used!

For Two Cutie Marks, There Is No Cure!

You Can't Be Excused!

Can You Truly Become The One You Adore?"

"Discord, really? Come on, Giving me two cutie marks means that I have two special talents. And I get to become Scoots? Awesome! Thanks!"

"Did I forget to mention that I gave your mom a cutie mark? I wonder how she will take that? And you will be a pubescent cripple pegasus. I hope you like pony puberty!"

"You plothole."

"You don't need to tell me twice!"

May 7, 2020  16:58

I snapped back to realty. "DISCORD! YOU PLOTHOLE! I'M GOING TO RIP YOU A NEW ONE!"

"Calm down, Scoots," Megan cooed.

I looked at my plot. "Great job on that scootering cutie mark. It looks just like the one in "Your True Talents." You know, the one I made for "SE:6 The Return of Harmony". It's 21% cooler than any prior cutie mark you made!"

Katrina guiltily muttered, "Um, Scootaloo, we didn't paint that. We were going to ask you what emblem you wanted, but..."

Megan continued, "You were in some sort of daze and the marks just sort of... appeared."

Marks? Plural? I looked to my other side. Shocked, I say (louder than necessary), "I have two!? Two different cutie marks?! Huh!? A scooter and a turntable?!"

Megan said "Well, that gives away my gift."

"I wonder If something like that will happen to you when you birth time comes in ten minutes, Sweetie Belle." Katrina said, clearly still in shock.