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by Romaji

Arc One: Ponification 2 "Discord gets lazy"

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May 7 2020  16:59



Megan says "Would it not be more like Discord to only do one of us?"

"Sweet Belle, he flipped the personalty of the whole mane six. I wonder though, how many has he cursed? I don't think it would be just us."

"Apple Bloom, you have a point. Hey Scootaloo, can you tell me what he said?"

"I can try" I mutter before repeating what I heard.


May 7 2020  17:07



"Five Score Divided by Four? That suggests that most people turning into pones are 25! I called our teacher Miss.Cheerilee yesterday! On her 25th birthday! Do you think that means that she is turning pony? Maybe she can help us!" Megan said in a cheer of excitement.

"By the way, your birth time is in" I start.

Everypony adds in with

"Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

ONE!!"


May 7 2020  17:08



"Another To Obscure!

Sealed For, Five Score Divided by Four!

Who Are You? You Can't Be Sure!

You're Stuck In An Internal War!

And You Have No Savior!

Who Will Win, The New You, Or The One From Times Of Yore?

Though, You're Looking Kind Of Blue. Or, Should I Say Azure?

Sweet Belle, You Should Start a Jewelry Store!

Megan, How Does It Feel To Know Your

Life Will Become as Forgotten as Old Lore!

Becoming A Pony, As Your Biggest Dream, Are You Sure?

Don't Try To Settle The Score,

That's Such a Detour!

You've Been Living a Lie For,

Like One Brought By Liqueur,

For Three Score Divided by Four!

How Immature!"

Megan grumbled "I think that rhyme is worse than the one you gave to Scoots. You stopped being cool in SE1. Get over it, Discord."

Discord replied with an evil grin as he swaps his legs around. "I think you should realize that your going to go through puberty again." With an impossible smile he adds "Won't that be FUN?"

"no."

"Awww... Really? For me?"

"Just. No."

"Fine, you don't have to find it fun."

"Can I go back now?"

"Of Course. You have a lot of PRESENTS to open, yes?"

"Shut.Up."

"Fiiiiiiiiine. Jeez, Its not like I'm the GOD OF CHAOS or anything."


May 7 2020  17:14



"Well I'm back" Megan sarcastically muttered.

"Welcome back! Also, a cutie mark appeared. It's a white pony plush." I mention.

"COOL!" Megan squeed.

Katrina asks me "Scoots, what do you think my cutie mark will be?"

"I don't know. My scooter mark is from "Your True Talents". But my turntable one is similar to the one I got in "My Little DJ". And Sw- I mean MEGAN'S one is completely original. So, I don't know. In "Your True Talents" it was a thought bubble." I respond. "Sorry"

"Scoots, what do you think the whole "Becoming a pony" thing entails? I mean, will I grow a horn? Will I start wanting, oh, I don't know, grass? Will we lose all of our memories? And we have the last day of school tomorrow. What will the other kids think? And our teacher might be going through this as well! Just how many pones are there?" Megan said, trying to hold back from tears with a "happy" smile. "What will become of George Darkhorse? What will become of me, Megan Finley? I don't know whether to jump for joy or cry in a corner."

"I don't know either, It could be the very worst thing that ever happened to us, or the best time of our lives. There is so many questions, and so few answers. I ha-" I try to explain, being cut off by Miss. Cherilee, saying

"I wonder if I ca- Sorry! I shouldn't have barged in-"

"Please come in," I say, noticing her pink and purple hair, similar to a mane. "Did Discord rhyme to your face? And did you get a mark yesterday?"

Closing the door, she said "Yes and yes. I assume you're in the same predicament. Tomorrow, you'll look a little like me."

Noticing that Karina fell into a trance, I interrupt saying " We can talk more about this when she wakes up."


May 7 2020  17:30



"I Don't Want To Rhyme Any More,

You've Been Trapped For Five Score Divided By Four.

You've Heard It All Before.

Fine, I'll End With, Three Score Divided By Four."

"Really. Really Discord. You, the  GOD OF CHAOS himself, has run out of rhymes. LAME!" Karina remarks. "Getting lazy much?"

"YOU try writing thousands and thousands rhymes to communicate that a person is becoming pony." Discord defended.

"Whatever. I know what you did, so there is no need to tell me. So, can I return?"

"..."

"Is that a yes?"

"Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine..............."


May 7 2020  17:31



"I wonder what my CUTIE MARK is?" Karina yelled, completely oblivious to how much she is interrupting. "Oh... sorry"

"No worries, its good to know that Discord didn't keep you too long. By the way, you have a pony painting for your cutie mark."

"OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! SWEET CELESTIA! HOLY BUCKING SHIT! I AM BEST PONY!" Karina squeed, her energy almost flooding the whole apartment complex. "That was a little bit loud, wasn't it?"

"yeeeaaaa...."

"Oops."

Changing the subject, I ask Miss Cheerilee "What should we do tomorrow? I mean, its the last day of school. Do you think it's a good idea to go?"

"No. I think we should find the elements of harmony. I mean, they should be here and they have saved the world many times before. And I think we should get comfortable with the changes to our bodes. We can't save the world if we keep falling over."

"About that, why are you on your tip toes? That makes you more unstable."

"I am? That's odd. Also, my hair is longer and more purple. I have a question that's very important."

"Yes?"

"Can I sleep here? I don't wan't to be seen by my BDSM and MLP obsessed landlord. If he saw me like this, I'm pretty sure he would have me tied to the ceiling by tonight."

"Sure!"

The rest of the MCM joined me in saying "CMC BED AND BREAKFAST CRUSADERS GO!"

I, noticing what we just said, added "What just happened there?"

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