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A/N: I cut didn't write the court room scene. I don't think I can do it well.

May 8 2020 11:30

"I'm glad that's over. We could have grown a tail in there!" I say, relieved.

"I don't think that would change much. I'm saying, just the SB incident was called Attempted Rape, Animal Abuse and Attempted Bestiality." Apple Bloom says.

"Sweet Belle, how are you holding up? I know how it is to get raped."

Everypony looks at me with that Why-didn't-you-tell-us-earlier look. "Huh?" Belle finally responds.

"You know that I already knew he was a sex offender? That's because he raped me. I didn't say anything because I thought he was dead. My mom said he jumped off a cliff into a river." I say with sorrow.

Everypony goes silent.  "Even if he was dead, it's better to talk about it rather than keep it bottled up inside. Doing that just lets the problem get worse. We're your friends. We don't want to see you suffer. Do you know what the best treatment for emotional scars is? Friends. Caring friends. We might be going though some major changes, but, in some way or another, friendship is still magic." SB articulately says.

"THE FEELS! SO MANY GOOD FEELS!" I say, verging on sobbing.

"Ummm, we just passed your apartment. We should turn around." Miss Cheerilee notes.

May 8 2020 11:36

I just spent the last 5 minutes crying. You would too if you found out that your friends have such sympathy for you. That you can just let it out, that you don't have to keep it all bottled up inside. That it wasn't your fault. I could be naked in the bucking ARCTIC and these feels would warm me right up. Sadly for hypothetical me, it wouldn't actually warm me up. Good thing that me is hypothetical.

"I love you girls." I mutter, having finally stopped crying.

"We love you too. It doesn't matter whether you are George or Scootaloo, we love you just the same"  AB says.

"I forgot something. Belle, did you get permission to stay with me? I don't want to get in trouble for having you at my place."

"Uh-huh! I would have brought food, but you know, being almost raped kind of mucks stuff up."

"Don't worry, I got a lot! Enough to feed all four of us for a month!" AB responds.

"I'm sorry that I'm interrupting, but can we watch the se5 finale? If it's real, then we should know what happened to us!" I add.

"Alright, I heard it was awful, but I'm willing to give it a shot. Especially if it will help." Miss Cheerilee muses.

"I have the blu ray right... Oops, I don't. Mom took the MLP stuff with her. Does anypony have a copy?"

"I do! I keep all of the episodes on my old PS Vita. As well as a HDMI converter. Never transferred it to something newer as no new episodes came out. It'll take just a minute!" AB responds.

"That's awfully convenient. Are they first broadcast versions?"

"Uh-huh! Derpy original! That way we know that any 'missing' bits is our imagination."

"Good. On an unrelated note, why did the judge add 'animal abuse' and 'attempted bestiality' to the list? We don't look that much like ponies right?"

Apple Bloom pauses. "You're right. If this was some kind of story, that smells of foreshadowing. IRL, I don't know. Pinkie Pie could help us there."

SB stops in place. "You're right. I guess I was too busy to notice. I'm glad it still counts as attempted rape as well."

May 8 2020 12:00

"Lauren faust's 'They all just explode and die' ending looks good after this. But where was the fight where Miss Cheerilee sticks a ruler up discord's eye?" A slight pause. "Wait. The only way I could be 'expecting' anything is if I've seen it before. Oh, Oh god, oh god, oh god. I have seen this before. I was there." Miss Cheerilee spoke, with an expression that one might have called "mind blown" and have that be an understatement. "My whole life was a lie."

"I remember Scootaloo getting off that ramp and hele-dropping the other CMC on to discord with sharp knives. Sadly, we lost." I let sink in what I just said. "Wait. I said WE lost. Are we them?"

"I wouldn't surprise me. He DID say he was turning you into them. But, then again, when did Discord ever tell the truth?"

"In SE 3 EP 10 'Keep Calm And Flutter On'. He technically still honored the promise in that fluttershy did not remove her element. How ever, he still beat her. Discords a bitch for exact words." AB says like she was reading it out of an encyclopedia.

"You can just call that up out of your head? I knew you were a super fan of FiM, but not THAT much of one." I say out of confusion. I believe I was speaking for everypony with that, because they all did a sigh of relief, like a weight was taken off their chest.

"You don't watch ten episodes a day? Now that I say that out loud, it does sound a bit obsessive."

"On an unrelated note, I'm writing a journal of what's happening. If we are actually turning into ponies, then we and the elements can sue the crap out of Hasbro and make our own company to make a new cartoon based on our stories. Then we can help new ponies find out what they should do. But, that's for later. Right now, we need to finish the transformation and find the elements."

"So we have a plan?" Miss Cheerilee asks.

"Yes, I think we do."

May 8 2020 12:30

"The chicken is done." I say over the commotion in my kitchen. I decided that the CMC should have an all meat lunch. If we are turning pony, the meat will taste horrible. Yes, I know it's not healthy, but it's better than it all going to waste.

"Good, the burgers are coming along nicely." SB responds.

"I have got the salad ready, Miss Cheerilee. Here it is." AB says, passing the food over.

"Umm, AB, that salad is ON FIRE. I'm getting the fire extinguisher." Miss Cheerilee says quickly, before running off to the fire extinguisher. She puts out the fire as well as made it so we are having frozen chicken for lunch. "did I ruin the chicken?"

"No, it hit a safe internal temperature. I'll re heat it after the pizza is reheated."

"I'm just going too be eating outside. Don't accidently kill your selves in there" Miss Cheerilee says as she leaves to go to the porch.

"You're saying that as you reveal yourself to people who know nothing of this, could throw you in jail, or maybe just shoot you. You do have furry legs and are walking on four legs now."

"Oh, maybe I should stay inside then. It would make it easier to stop you if you lit one of you on fire."

"Burgers done!" SB calls out.

May 8 2020 12:55

We finished cooking. It's a small miracle that everything is safe to eat, looks moderately appetizing (Not for long, I tell myself) and nopony got lit on fire. I look at the huge quantities of meat on our plates. If I knew we would become ponies, I would not have bought all this meat. "I might start disliking meat before tomorrow" I think to myself. I look back at the huge amount of food on my plate. "Second to last time I'll have meat and like it. Might as well enjoy it.". I dig in, along with the rest of the CMC.

May 8 2020 13:20

I am stuffed. To about 120% capacity. Really? Did I HAVE to use 20%? I must really be in a 'retro' mood. My hair is looking longer and more purple. Apple Bloom's hair is getting more red in it, Sweet Belle's eyes are getting green.

"So, we're becoming ponies. whoo hoo....." I dribble out, my sarcasm so strong it fills the room.

"Can this just hurry up please? Discord has already told us the climax. Can't we just get on with it?" AB mutters, with just as much enthusiasm.

"Am I the only one who wants this to go slower?"

"Yea, pretty much"