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A/N: I'm going to stop using the exact 5s/4 timeline here. Although, you probably guessed that, given the title and the last Authors note.

May 8 2020 13:30

Dammit, Discord. Are you just going to pop up in the middle of shit?

"Not always. You called me."

Do I have to mention that was discord? Well, I guess I did. "Say what you want to say and get out of my head."

"Such rudeness! I was just giving you what you want. You will be full pony by May 9 2020 00:01"

"Why would you be helpful like that?"

"You want more discord in less time! Also, all of your friends will undergo the same thing. Remember this date and time:May 9 2020 00:01"

"That's it? OK, now get out of my head."

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May 8 2020 13:31

"yawn." I say the onomatopoeia out loud. Actually yawning is not boring enough.

"HOW CAN YOU BE ALL LIKE 'YAWN' OVER THIS? WHAT THE BUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PONIES?" In such circumstances like these, the only choice is to facepalm. That no longer being an option, Miss Cheerilee facehoofed. "wow. I just said that. I don't even know any more."

"I think this is a bit fast. My hair is red now and I have a full length tail. And I didn't a minute ago." AB mentions with fear.

"Girls, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to have a chicken wing" I mention, running into the kitchen.

I bite down on the best smelling piece. I don't think anypony will mind, given that they won't want it soon. That chicken flavor is just around the right note, the mus--- Forget anything I just said. This food tastes like murder. I can't throw it up fast enough. "THIS CHICKEN TASTES LIKE MURDER!"

"Does it taste like cannibalism too?" SB says over giggling.

"SHUT UP! SCOOTS IS NOT A CHICKEN!"

May 8 2020 13:40

"Everything has stopped now. Why does discord change our bodies in short bursts now? Oh right, Discord." I deadpan.

"I'm glad I can still use my hands." SB says as she looks at a news site. Then, SB becomes paralyzed with fear. "Nevermind. I wish I didn't have hands."

"What's wrong?" I look at the article. That is my biggest regret. I freeze when I see the headline.

"Elisabeth Darkhorse Committed Suicide Over Butt Tattoo"

My mom just committed suicide. I don't think you understand.