A British family in Equestria

The family and Twilight are still walking towards Ponyville. Twilight and Ken are having a conversation about their lives, Joe is playing with Chas and Sam has got Joanna on his back.

"Fucking ponies, I swear if i see that pink one again i'll-" Sam was interrupted by Twilight.

"Okay everypony, were here!" Twilight happily said to the family.

"Everypony? Oh for the love of-" Sam was cut off by Twilight again. (lol)

"What do you think of this place, Ken?"

Ken was looking around Ponyville and was thinking for a minute.

"It looks nice so far." Ken said "Joe what do you think?"

Joe doesn't know how to respond that so instead, of saying bad stuff to Ponyville, he says one word that everyone hates.

"Its alright."

"Alright?" Twilight doesn't like that answer what Joe said.

"What's wrong with alright? Do you want me to say this place is rubbish instead?" Joe suggested. Twilight decided to ask Sam instead of continuing the conversation with Joe.

"Sam what do you think?"

Sam looks around his surroundings. "Oh god kill me now!" Sam said in his stupid brain. He decided to change his attitude from being pissed off, to be nice for once in his freaking life.

"It looks nice so far and its...bright."

Twilight smiles at what Sam said about Ponyville, she looks around to see what to do next. A few seconds later an idea popped into her head.

"I got an idea, how about I take you all to meet-" She was cut off by somepony flying into her and both ponies were on the ground. The cyan pony looked at Twilight and gave her a sheepish laugh.

"Hehe, sorry Twilight I didn't see you there."

Twilight got up and saw her friend hovering in the air. "Ugh Rainbow, watch where you flying, I got new ponies here and i'm giving them a tour to Ponyville!"

Rainbow gasped. "Really? Its been a while when we have new ponies coming over here. Where are they?" Rainbow looks at her left and see's 4 new ponies that she has never seen before and a dog. Rainbow hovers down between Ken and Joe.

"Hi! I'm Rainbow Dash, fastest flyer in all of Equestria!" Joe looks at her for a minute, for some reason he reminds her of Nyan cat.

"Hey, i'm Joe and i'm the best...don't know!" Joe and Rainbow chuckles. "Hehe, your a funny guy Joe, I like you already." Rainbow smiles at Joe and he smiles back "Hehe oh this ain't gonna go so well." Joe said in his head. Rainbow turns around and see's Ken. Rainbow walks to Ken and extends her hoof for a hoof shake.

"Hey, Rainbow Dash is the name!" Rainbow said. Ken shakes her hoof.

"Hello, my name is Ken Hersey." Ken said in a politely way.

Rainbow then looks at Sam with his mum still on his back.

"Who's that on your back?" Rainbow asked. Sam looked at his back to see his mum still sleeping. "Ugh mum fucking wake up!" Sam said in his head. He looks back at Rainbow and answers her question.

"Oh that's my mum, she drank a lot last night." Sam lied. "I'm Sam by the way." Rainbow offers him a hoof shake.

"I'm Rainbow Dash!" She waits for a hoof shake from Sam. "...well?"

"Can't you see I got my mum on my fucking back!" Sam thinks that he's talking to a stupid woman...or pony. Rainbow got a bit angry by Sam's language.

"Whoa dude why use that language?"

"Because I can you bitch!" Rainbow now is pissed off at Sam.

"You wanna go because I will take you down in one hit!" Rainbow said doing a fighting position. Sam wants to punch that pony so hard right now, it reminds him of that pink one he just shouted at back near the Everfree forest.

"You know who you remind me of? That bloody pink one I just shouted at!"

Rainbow gasped at what Sam said. The pink one.

"Wait. Pinkie Pie? Is that why she was crying?" Joe came up to Rainbow Dash.

"You know that pink one?" Joe questioned. Rainbow looked at him.

"Of course I know her, she's one of my best friends! Has Sam done this to her!" Joe thinks for a second. "Should he tell the truth, or lie? Nah I wanna see Sam get owned by a pony."

"Yeah, Sam made her cry." Joe answered. Rainbow gasped and turns back to Sam.

"Alright you fat stallion, your gonna pay for what you did to Pinkie!" Rainbow said to Sam. Now Sam is really pissed of. He puts his mum on the floor and shouts at Joe.

"JOE, WHY DID YOU TELL HER?!"

"Hey! I'm an honest guy!" Joe shouted back. Sam was about to shout at him until he got a kick to face and flew back. Sam got up and decided to charge at Rainbow.

"I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!"

While that's going on Joe walks back to his dad and Twilight.

"What are you all doing?" Ken looks at his son and then back to Twilight.

"Just watching the scene."

"Yeah." Twilight breaks in. "Just watching." Joe looks at Twilight and notice that she has a horn on her forehead. "Is that a horn?"

Twilight looks at Joe. "Yes it is, why?"

"Can you do magic?"

"Yes."

Joe has got an idea.

"Can you stop this fight between Rainbow and Sam.?"

Twilight face hoofs. "Oh my Celestia why didn't I do that earlier?"

"Celestia?" Ken and Joe said to Twilight. Twilight ignores them and uses her magic to stop the fight between Rainbow Dash and Sam. She takes both of them and takes them towards Twilight.

"Right, you two apologize!" Twilight said to both of them.

"The fuck did I do? I didn't do anythi-"

"NOW!" Twilight shouted.

"Ugh fine, i'm sorry."

"Right, Rainbow now you apologize"

Rainbow looks at Sam.

"I'm sorry."

Twilight uses her magic to put them both on the ground.

"Right now that the fight is over, how about I take you to Pinkie Pie so you can apologize to her?" Twilight said to Sam. Sam got pissed of that he feels like he's in a cartoon program that's for 5 year old girls.

"For fuck sake, why?"

"Alright, lets get this fucking over with."

Twilight smiles and walks over to Sugarcube corner.

"Come on everypony its not far!" Twilight shouted. All of them were following Twilight. Rainbow was flying over Sam and she thought that was going to annoy Sam somehow, so she decided to hover over to Joe and have a little conversation.

"Man, Sam is such an idiot, he thinks he can take on the toughest pony around!" Rainbow said to Joe.

"He thinks he can take on anything."

"I feel sorry for you to have a brother like this."

Joe chuckles. "Haha, oh well don't worry about him, that guy is a bum hole." Rainbow and Joe laughs at the word bum hole.

Anyway everyon- I mean everypony is walking down to Surgercube corner to see Pinkie Pie. But will Pinkie Pie accept the apology? Find out soon.