A British family in Equestria

It's a snowy day in Ponyville, all the ponies are getting ready for The Winter Wrap up. Rainbow Dash is getting her team together, getting ready to clear sky. Rarity is sorting out the decorations for Ponyville. Apple Jack is getting her crew to clear the paths around Ponyville. Fluttershy is getting the animals to help their homes and taking care of them. Twilight Sparkle is checking to see how everypony is doing, and lastly Pinkie Pie is...where is she?

"Where is Pinkie Pie?"

Twilight was getting a bit worried about Pinkie.

"Maybe she's still at home getting ready for-oh there she is!"

She saw Pinkie going up to her very...odd?

"Pinkie what's going on?"

Pinkie is out of breath, she was going crazy about what she felt a few minutes ago.

"Twilight...I...felt...something...weird!"

Twilight is getting a bit more worried now.

"Pinkie, what is it?!"

Pinkie was about to say something, but she just quickly ran back the way she came from.

"Ugh, Pinkie."

Twilight just ignored her and came back to check and see if everypony is ready.

Meanwhile, next to the Everfree forest.

Everyone including the dog was laying in the dirt road passed out. Joe is laying on Sam's big, fat, hairy belly that just sounds very...eugh. Ken is sleeping next the dog, Chas. And Joanna is laying right next to a tree with squirrels. Aww. Anyway a few minutes later and finally one of them is waking up, let's see who it is. Oh look! Its Sam.

"Oh bloody hell, did I pass out again?"

Sam is slowly moving his little brother on to the grass...which failed poorly.

"Ow! What the flip just happened?!"

"Oh, sorry Joe."

Joe quickly got up to see what just happened to him. What he see's is...no words to describe what he see's in his eyes.

"Um, Sam?"

"Yeah?"

"Is it me or do I see a fat horse standing in front me that sounds just like you?" Joe is freaked out at what he see's, a fat pony with a short brown spiky hair, brown mane and a binge coat that has the same personality as his fat brother.

"What are you talking abou-" he stopped himself by looking at a small pony with wings, same hair style but light brown, same colour for the mane and a grayish coat.

"...have I been drinking?" Sam asked himself.

"Sam, did that phone somehow did this?" Joe pointed at Sam with his han-I mean hoof.

"What phone?"

Joe just face hoof and sighed at his stupid brother.

"Don't you remember?"

"...no."

"Oh my go-"

Joe looks around until he finds 2 more ponies and a dog sleeping.

"Sam, come here."

Sam walks over to Joe to see what he wants.

"What?"

"Is that mum, dad and Chas by any chance?"

"Don't know, I hope so. What should we do?"

Joe thinks for a minute.

"I guess we have to wait for them to wake up." Joe suggested.

Sam doesn't like waiting, he's so impatient of waiting for something or waiting for someone.

"Really? God I hate waiting!"

"Well its either that or-" Joe was cut off by a pink pony that somehow warped front of him and interrupts him.

"HI IM PINKIE PIE AND I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU AROUND HERE! DO YOU WANNA BE BEST FRIENDS? BECAUSE I CAN MAKE YOU A WELCOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY! IT'LL BE SO FUN! I HAVE ALL THE PONIES THAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO MEET IN PONYVILLE! DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES? BECAUSE I LOVE CUPCAKES! I MAKE THE BEST CUPCAKES OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA!"

Sam is quite annoyed about that pink horse talking to Joe, so Sam decided to end the chit chat once and for all.

"All right, you!" He points at the pink pony.

Pinkie Pie does a 180 and see's an another pony that she has never seen.

"OH MY GOSH AN ANOTHER PONY THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! HI IM PINKIE PIE AND I-"

"Right you, if you ever do that again to my brother i'll-"

"I DO THAT TO ALL THE PONIES THAT I NEVER SEEN BEFORE!"

"Let me fini-"

"DO YOU LIKE CUPCAKES? I LOVE CUPCA-" Sam is getting very angry now so he decided to do it the hard way.

"WILL YOU SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"

Pinkie was shocked...very shocked, she had a bit of tears in her eyes. She never thought that she'll meet a pony this mean and horrible.

"Why *sniff* why would you say stuff like that? I was just talki-" She was cut off by Sam shouting at her again.

"SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK! Because if you ever do that to my brother or anyone I know, I'LL SMASH YOUR  FUCKING HEAD IN!" Sam shouted as loud as he could, he doesn't care if anyone else hears him shouting, all he wants to shout that pink pony that he thinks is hurting Joe. Pinkie burst out crying and ran quickly back to Ponyville crying her eyes out.

"Yeah that's right, run away you pink little shit!" Sam turned back to Joe to see if he's all right.

"You okay, Joe?" Joe was a bit shocked at what happened just now.

"...yeah im fine, thanks." Joe  was shaking a bit and turned back to the two ponies and the dog to see if they are awake or not.

"They're still sleeping. *sigh* guess we have to-" he was cut off by someone yawing very loudly.

"Hey Sam! I think dad's awake, or I hope that's dad."

Ken is still yawing and then slowly he opened his eyes to see two ponies looking at him. Ken is a bit shocked at what he see's because every time he wakes up,  he expects to be awake in his bedroom. Joe and Sam are still staring at dad, or they hope its dad.There was a bit of silence when the 3 are staring at each other, finally Joe is the first one to speak.

"Dad?" Ken is shocked at what he heard. Not only did that pony talk, its that his voice sounds exactly like Joe's.

"Joe?" Ken is now really shocked at what is happening, he was about to hug Joe, but he has to check completely if it is really Joe, but as a pony.

"Joe is that really you?"

"Yes dad, its me and Sam!" Joe pointed at Sam who is standing right next to him "You okay?"

Ken quickly gets up to look at himself to see if he's the same form as Joe and Sam. Ken looks at himself and see's that he has a small black tail, a brown coat and no hair. Ken looks up and finds out that he thinks that he has s a horn on his head. Ken looks at the red pony which is also staring at him.

"Sam?" Ken asked, hoping that the binge pony is Sam.

"Dad!" Sam is so glad that its dad. Joe and Sam ran up to Ken and hugged him.

"I thought that I had lost you guys!" Ken said.

"I thought I did too!" both Sam and Joe shouted. Before they could say any more they got interrupted by the dog barking. Ken quickly looked at his left to see a dog that he recognize.

"Chassy!"

Chas ran up to Ken and started licking his face.

"Oh I missed you too, my little baby!"

"What's going on over there?"

Ken, Joe, Sam and Chas quickly let go of each other and looked at the purple pony with a purple and a bit of pink mane and tail.

"Are you all okay?" The purple pony asked. All three got a bit freaked out but Ken was the first one to speak.

"Yeah, were fine. Do you know where we are exactly?" Ken wanted to know where he is because what he see's around him is too damn bright and colourful.

"Oh your near the Everfree forset, what are you doing near here?" The purple pony wanted to know why they were all near the forest. None of them know why but Joe was the first one to answer the question.

"All of us, well...kinda got lost in that forest and somehow ended up, well...here." Joe lied.

"Oh, you must be new here aren't you?"

"Probably, yeah all of us including her." Joe pointed at a pony who was still sleep and Joe hopes that its his mum.

The purple looked at the pony who has a long dark brown mane and tail, a horn and a bright white coat. The purple pony turned back to Joe to ask him another question.

"You all family?" The purple pony asked.

Joe nodded his head.

"Oh, do you guys know where you going?"

Joe doesn't know how to answer that, but Ken answers it for him.

"Nope, we have no bloody clue where all of us are going!" Ken shouted

"Oh no, um." The purple pony wanted to help them all out to find their homes but she doesn't know what to do. She thinks for a minute and she only has the one thing she could ask them. "If you all come with me, I can take you to Ponyville and i'll let you stay at my place, if that's all right with you guys?"

Sam has gone a bit off by the word Ponyville.

"Wait wait wait, did you just say Ponyville?!" Sam asked.

"Yeah, Ponyville is right behind me." The purple pony answered.

Ken and Joe were thinking about this, its either go to Ponyville to get some help, or its go in that forest and see where its headed, but for each other's safety Ken and Joe decided.

"Alright all of us are going to Ponyville!" Ken and Joe shouted.

The purple pony smiled "Alright, follow me, oh my name is Twilight Sparkle by the way."

"Nice to meet you Twilight, im Ken and these are my sons, Joe and Sam."

"Alright?" Joe said.

"And this is Chas!" Chas just looked at Twilight and then look back to Ken.

"Aw he's cute." Twilight smiled to the dog.

"Twilight Sparke? Oh my god, what kind of name is that? I bet she's a vampire as well!" Sam thought of that while he picked up the bright white pony and puts her on his back.

Anyway, the family and Twilight are walking to Ponyville to help out the family. Will the family be back home at London? Will the family be happy here inEquesrtia? And will Sam ever lose some weight? Find out in chapter 3!