My little Crysis

Spike was sitting down on the soft grass, watching the sunset. He was a fighter, but, he enjoyed peaceful moments like this. He smiled, his helmet was retracted into his armor hours ago. Spike then noticed something; he wasn't alone. He exhaled some green fire, the flames disappearing into the air, knowing he was about to talk to a old friend.

"I knew you were alive. Just didn't expect you to be here, peace and quiet, instead of battlefield, where you're at home." A familiar voice said, smirking.

"Well, as I thought I'd have some peace a quiet. But, now, I think I'd have a better chance trying to freeze Hell." Spike said, chuckling as he stood up. "Good to see you again Discord. How've you been?"

"Well, got shot at by humans, aliens, and other things. I'd say that I've been better. Still not the worst." Discord said, holding out a fist.

Spike bumped his fist against the god of chaos' fist. "Well, I just hope that your ready to fight in two months and three weeks. We have a shit load of an invasion going to Canterlot." Spike said, smiling. Then, his helmet came out, covering his head.

"Well, you know I can't pass up a window for Chaos." Discord said, smiling at Spike. "Like the new look too. It even gives Chaos a whole new meaning."

"Well, it's keeping me alive, and, it's helping me be a badass. So, yeah, this is some Chaos I wouldn't want to piss off in a fight." Spike said, shrugging as he walked towards the Library.

"So, let me guess, a human gave it to you. You also came from Manehatten to kick some ass, and to relax?" Discord guessed, looking at Spike.

"Your correct, my amigo." Spike said, nodding as they walked through the streets.

"Shit, Spike, you get all the flank, don't you?" Discord asked, seeing some mares give him the bedroom look.

"Well, it's a blessing and a curse to be hot like me. I've even caught Twilight staring at me." Spike said, looking at Discord.

"Well, at least you have a mare protecting you. I'm pretty sure one of these mares would ravage you in an ally way if they had the chance." Discord said, chuckling.

Spike stopped, then looked around. He heard a familiar metal foot hit the pavement. He growled, took out his SCAR, then aimed it behind him. Everyone knew if Spike took out a weapon, that meant hide. The streets were deserted, not a single Pony in sight. Discord pulled out his M16, aiming down the sights, only to stare wide eyed at the alien invader in the middle of the street.

"What in the Hell is that?" Discord asked Spike, but only to hear a metallic roar, and two more appear, their cloaks deactivating so they could fight.

"These damn squid motherfuckers are everywhere. By the way, they're called Ceph." Spike said, aiming his weapon at the leader's head.

Discord then looked at Spike, realizing they were targeting Spike. "Why does it always have to be him?" Discord asked himself.

"Well, rodents, it seems we have found you." The leader spoke, surprising everyone hearing except Spike. "It seems you, humans, and every living creature are living on our home planet. You fucking dirty rats, cowering beneath us, begging for mercy. But, instead, we give you a quick death." The leader said, making the stealth Ceph to his right and left laugh at them.

"Last time I checked, you mother fuckers weren't coming here for three months. Seems you bitches wanted your asses kicked even sooner." Spike retorted, making Discord chuckle.

"Filthy rodents. My kind should've killed your race and every other that would be a threat to us. But, they had lacked better sense. They were merciful, and left your kind on our home, thinking they were wrong to think you as a threat." The leader said, then he glared at Spike, his six red eyes peering down at the dragon.

"So, let me get this straight. Your ancestors wanted to keep us alive, to use us as cattle. Fucking assholes. They should've known better. Guess they didn't think I would evolve and kick all your asses." Spike said, then he fired his SCAR at the stealth Ceph, killing one with a headshot. The other had a sword come out of it's wrist, deflecting the shot easily.

Discord snuck behind that one, then he drove his military knife into it's neck, making the alien's body go limp. The leader fired his plasma weapon at the immortal, sending him into a wall.

Spike, knowing this was the perfect chance to strike, fired a round at the leader's leg, disabling him. "Rodent, it will take more than that to disable me." The leader said, then, he charged at Spike, kicked him, sending him to fly into a wall.

"Alright, knowing this armor is probably new, I'll have to aim at the weak parts." Spike said, getting up, then firing some rounds at the alien's armor, the bullets bouncing off harmlessly. He then fired at the alien's helmet, sending it flying, only to hit the ground, sitting there uselessly.

"Fuck! Fucking livestock, I'll kill all of them in this town after I'm finished with you!" The Ceph leader roared, then, he looked around, only to see air. Sike snuck up infront of him, kicking the other leg, sending the limb wrong way, making in useless. "Shit!"

Spike then decloaked, punching the alien's face. He then picked the alien up by grabbing his throat, sending the leader in the air. "You come to my town, my home, and you threaten not only me, but my friends and family. I'm pretty sure that if you ever come near here again, I will kill you the most horrible way possible, just to see you cry in pain and agony until I slit your throat so you can't talk anymore. But now, I won't kill you, oh no. I'm pretty sure Celestia would like to hear this shit from a fucking alien squid. Not only will you die slowly and painfully in the cruelest way possible, Celestia herself will watch you, battered and beaten, leave. Then, I will come after you, and your race." By now, Spike's eyes were glowing red, showing through his visor, scaring the crap out of the Ceph. "You piece of fucking shit should've invaded some other planet. Not only did you make the mistake of invading us, but, you pissed me off. Now, I'm going to say this as nicely as possible. GET THE HELL OFF MY PLANET!" Spike yelled, then, he punched the alien, sending him flying into a wall.

Discord was watching the entire thing, even seeing Spike's eyes turn red. They then turned to their normal color, emerald green. He walked up to the knocked out alien, standing over it. "Asshole should've stayed underground." Spike said, then, he walked away. Discord looked at Spike. "Someone should let the royal guard know of this. Discord, please let them know. I have to speak to some people about this."

Discord nodded, then, he teleported out, making Spike walk towards the Library. "Well, not only did I have a alien squad attack me, but, now I have to deal with the Elements of Harmony, and let them know a invasion is coming." Spike said, standing infront of the door. "Someone must be playing a fucking prank today. If they are, then, they must be laughing their asses off at the irony of the situation." Spike muttered, then, he entered the Library, preparing the shitstorm of chaos that was about to happen.