Spike then entered, but got yelled at by AJ and Twilight. Psyco, who was listening to some music and sharpening his knife in the corner, was bobbing his head quietly to the beat. Spike then got hit some books, but, they did no damage. He looked at RD and Pinkie Pie, RD snickering as she held a book, and readied to fire again. Spike simply took out his kukri, then threw it at the book, missing RD's hand by some inches, then impaling it into the wall.

Spike then got his kukri, seeing everyone in the room looking at him in shock, except Psyco, who was still listening to music. "Alright, listen up. There's a large alien outside that just tried to kill me. Anyone who pisses me off in the next ten minutes will look like that." Spike said, making them back away slightly. "Twi, go outside and study the squid fucker. I'm going to sleep. I've already had some shit to deal with, and I just want to rest."

Twilight nodded, then went outside. AJ looked at Spike, confused. Spike snorted, then he went upstairs. "Psyco, come with me, I've got to talk to you about something."

Psyco, still listening to music, gave Spike a nod. He then turned off his music, his helmet coming on over his head. He put his knife away, then followed Spike upstairs.

Spike closed the door, then sighed. "I got attacked by three aliens today. Where the Hell were you?" Spike asked Psyco, the soldier looking at the dragon.

"I was playing tic-tac-to with Pinkie. The girl lost three hundred games in a row against me. That, and Twi' was interested in my armor." Psyco said, shrugging.

"Well, that's just fucking great. I'm in a shitstorm of my life, and your playing gams while I'm getting my ass kicked by a seven foot alien who hates humanity and kills them for a living." Spike said, his helmet retracting into his armor. He rubbed his eyes, annoyed.

"Shit happens Spike. Look at me. I'm a fucking super soldier. Without my suit, I'd be dead meat. Fuck, Nomad, Jester, and Prophet were my only friends. Look what happened to Jester and Prophet. One day, their with me, the next, dead." Psyco said, patting Spike's shoulder. "At least you have friends, family, a life to live. What I got is more dangerous, but, at least that your happy to live."

Spike smiled, but then his helmet came back over his head when he heard multiple screams and plasma fire. "So, you ready to send ET back to his fucking home?" Spike asked Psyco, making the soldier laugh.

"If they invade my planet, they have to deal with me. And, let's see, millions of them versus a few of us. I feel sorry for the aliens." Psyco said, making Spike laugh.

Spike smiled, but Psyco handed him something; a railgun. Spike nodded, then headed downstairs, only to see Twilight back in, with the girls, trying to barricade the door. "Move out the way. They have plasma grenades. If that hits you, your dead!" Spike yelled, then, the door exploded, sending the girls back.

"You mother fucking aliens! Die fuckers die!" Spike yelled, firing his railgun at the Ceph, killing two. A Alien gunship then came into view. Psyco ripped out one of the alien's turrets, then, he started firing at the gunship.

"These fuckers just won't quit!" Psyco yelled over the plasma and machinegun fire.

"Good, just gives me more to vent my rage on. Fucking assholes come to my home, my family and friends, and attack them. THEY MUST DIE!" Spike yelled as he fired at the gunship, making it spin out of control, then land in the Everfree forest. Psyco started firing at the eight left, killing three of them easily, until a large Ceph knocked him down, trying to crush him. Spike dropped his railgun, then grabbed his kukri out. He ran towards the large one, jumping on it's back, then cutting it's neck until it's head fell off, killing it before it could crush Psyco.

"Thanks Spike." Psyco said, making Spike's eyes turn green.

Spike then ran at another, stabbing his knife into it's chest, then, he pulled his M9 pistol out, and fired at it's head, killing it. He then pulled his kukri out, and fired at another, killing it easily. He put his pistol away, then opened his helmet, burning the rest, killing them. He put his helmet back on, seeing one alive, he walked towards it. He stood infront of the Ceph, growling as he picked it up by the throat. "Guess you'll be meeting your version of Hell soon." Spike said, then, emerald green flames shot out of his helmet, burning the Ceph alive.

"Shit. Spike, it smells like burnin' Ceph out 'ere." Psyco complained.

"Well, I think I should explain to the others what happened." Spike said, seeing the mane six looking at the carnage. Twilight and AJ were glaring at him. He gulped.

"Spike. Say this one sentence, and all your problems will be solved." Psyco said, then he whispered in Spike's ear, making the dragon smile.

Spike walked over to Twilight. He looked all of them in the eye, and said, "I have one important thing to say. so listyen closely, because I'm only going to say this a couple times today..."

They waited for a full minute, until Spike got their hopes up.

"I like turtles." Spike said, then he walked into the Library, making RD and Pinkie start rolling on the ground, laughing. The others were confused at this.

Spike then walked away, while AJ stopped him. "Where ya'll think you're goin'?" AJ asked, looking at Spike.

"Gotta go to Canterlot. Psyco, your coming with me." Spike said, smiling as he moved to the helicopter, hidden near the barn. Once they got there, Spike looked at Psyco, smiling. They were talking about something, until Psyco stopped, making Spike stop.

"By the way, Spike."

"Yeah?"

"Shotgun." Psyco said, making Spike frown under his helmet.

"FUCK!" Spike yelled, knowing he lost at getting to pilot.

Author's Note

I will include the next ten people in the later chapters if they get that part at the end. And, I just edited for fun.