Jets, judo, and Pinkie Pie

Chapter 23

"Lord Megatron." Soundwave greeted his illustrious leader as he walked in to Soundwave's lab. "What is it Soundwave?" Megatron asked.

"It appears that the Autobots have located a Mini-con."

"A Mini-con? This planet is too good to be true! First energon producing organics and now Mini-cons? Excellent. Starscream!"

A moment later, the gray and red Seeker appeared and asked, "Yes, Lord Megatron?"

"Get your seekers together and scout for any other Mini-cons that may be in the area." Starscream nodded and contacted his two flying friends. Once Thundercracker and Skywarp came forth, the trio was off.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville…

"Okay, let's try this again. If the Decepticons attack, what are you going to do?"

"Fight! Fight! Raaa-wk. Fight!"

"Yes that's-! No. Wait, no. That is not what you do! You fly away! Fly a-way! Got it?"

"Fight! Fight!"

"No! Bad Polly, bad! No cracker for you! Bad!"

"Electric Storm, give it up. The bird's not gonna listen to you."

Electric Storm looked up from the small parrot perched on her arm to see her brother leisurely lying in the grass and propped up against a tree. "You give up too easily!" She shot back, "Polly's making progress. Besides, I've kind of grown to like this organic. I wouldn't want him to get hurt in battle!"

"Fight! Fight! Raaa-wk."

"Bad Polly, bad!"

Nitro-x shook his helm and sighed at his sister's strange behavior. A deep rumbling sound split through the air, causing the two siblings to look up. Three jets flew by.

"Seekers!" Nitro-x and Electric Storm yelled in unison. Electric Storm looked over to her brother. "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" She yelled over the roar of the engine. "Most likely not!" Nitro-x yelled back.

"Remember that one time where we heard about those guys who did that thing?"

"What?"

"The guys who did that thing with the things!"

"I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Jet Judo! I'm talking about Jet Judo!"

"No. That's a bad idea."

"Why do you think I'm doing it?"

Electric Storm turned back to her small feathered friend and asked, "Polly, can you fly me up to those three jets?"

The bird took off from her arm and broke into flight, saying, "Fly away! Raaa-wk. Fly away!"

"Oh sure!" She yelled after the bird, "Leave when I need you most! I thought what we had was SPECIAL!"

After the bird left she muttered, "Aw, forget it. I'll find my own way onto those seekers." Scanning her surroundings, she spotted a tall tree. She carefully clambered up it, getting on to the top of the tree, which was swaying underneath her weight. "This will not end well."Nitro-x commented.

When Skywarp was in view, she jumped, making the tree splinter and fall down. On Nitro-x. Nitro-x yelled and ran out from out under the tree. He looked for a tree or something tall to climb on, with all intent on killing his sister for messing up his paint job.

Meanwhile, with Electric Storm, she was wrestling the seeker for control. "Stay still, Nosecone!" She shouted above the wind, grabbing Skywarp's wings and trying to direct him in the direction she wanted to go. Skywarp decided to play along with her.

Once the small red Autobot had things going the ways she wanted them to go, she got a little braver. She slid down to the nose of the jet and grabbed it with her servos. When she had a firm grip, she hoisted her legs into the air, doing the servostand Jazz had taught her to do. That's when Skywarp decided to show her who was really in charge.

He flipped over, making Electric Storm lose her grip and fall. LIKE A ROCK! She screamed as the ground rushed at her, faster and faster. It all became one big blur, making her want to purge her tanks.

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no it's Powerglide!" A voice sounded from nowhere. A red plane shot through the sky and did crazy acrobatic air tricks. A few seconds before Electric Storm hit the very hard ground, the red plane named Powerglide swooped down and caught her. "Never fear! Your knight in flying armor is here!" He did more tricks and Electric Storm yelled, "Stop flipping me up and down and all around because I won't hesitate to purge my tanks on you!"

"And a-way we go!"

"Yeah, yeah, very nice," Nitro-x growled from his spot on the ground, "Now can you please bring my sister down so I can murder her?"

Twilight's house…

"Slag it!" Prowl growled. He had peaked out the window and saw the Decepticons attacking-again. Turning back to the two ponies, he ordered, "Shining Armor, you get the Mini-con into the flowerpot, stat! Twilight, when the Mini-con is secured, teleport it back to base. I'm going to go out there and fight." The two siblings nodded and went to work while Prowl crept outside. He saw Jazz out there and went towards the black and white mech.

"Hey, Prowl. What's shakin'?" Jazz asked in his usual calm and laidback style.

"Jazz, the Decepticons are growing quickly. We need to-" Prowl never finished his sentence because a blast shot both Autobots in the back, causing them to crumple. "Apparently what's shaking is you! Ahahahahaha!" A grey and purple Decepticon (with what we would know as a German accent) with a face much like a pumpkin on Halloween laughed.

"Ooh, ooh!" Pinkie pie shouted from behind him, revealing where the Mane five was hiding, "You've got a big smiley face, only scary! Like Santa Hooves!" The Decepticon turned around to face the ponies, his face switching to a red angry one with a visor. "Prepare to die, puny ponies!" He yelled and aimed two guns on his shoulder at them.

"Prepare, puny, ponies!" Pinkie pie giggled, "Those all began with the same letter as me!"

When she realized that they were about to be fired upon she asked, "This isn't good, is it?"