The good, the bad, and the Dinobots

Chapter 24

"Come out puny ponies, so I can barbeque you!"

"Ooh, I just love barbequed ponies, Ahahahahhahha!" The large creature kept his large gun pointed at the ponies' cover, also known as an applecart on its side. "What do we do now?" Rarity asked.

"Hide?" Fluttershy answered.

"Uh, we are hidin', Sugarcube." Applejack stated.

"Yeah and I've had just about enough of these punks terrorizing Ponyville. It's time for some action!" And with that Rainbow dash flew up and charged at Blitzwing. "Hay buster, you need to cool off!"

Suddenly, Blitzwing's face changed to a blue colored face with one eye larger than the other. "As you wish." A cannon then lowered on to his shoulder and a laser hit directly with the blue pegasus, the blast froze her in mid air, then it dropped to the ground and broke into a million pieces. Rainbow got to her hooves quickly and snarled. "Is that the best you got?"

"No." He then switched his face to the angered one and transformed into a large tank, with the barrels pointed at her! She exhaled hard, two puffs of smoke exiting her nostrils, and charged at the tank, she flew hard and fast, the guns began to glow red, and she could hear it charging up and the heat from the barrels.

But then, all of the sudden, he was pushed out of the way by something red. Rainbow screeched to a halt on the ground and saw another tank ramming Blitzwing. "Huh?" Rainbow asked, stunned. The tank transformed and then shouted. "Bam! That's how you-Zowie!-ram Blitzwing into commission." Then a shorter blue Autobot came from behind him, and spoke with a strange accent. "Warpath, must you be so aggressive? That debris nearly scratched my paintjob." Then a third robot joined the conversation, he was also red but as tall as the blue one. "C'mon, Tracks, can't you handle a few teeny rocks?"

"Perhaps if I was a tank, Blaster, but I'm a dignified supercar, do you know what kind of damage a few 'teeny' rocks could do?"

During this conversation the four ponies had gathered around their cyan friend and stared at these new Autobots. Then suddenly they heard footsteps, they turned around and saw a silver and blue Autobot staring down at them. "Hey there little critters, sorry 'bout my comrades, they're a bit crazy."

"Um, Beachcomber?" Tracks asked, to which Beachcomber looked up.

"What in Primus' name are you doing?"

"Oh, I'm just talkin' to the wildlife."

"Why? I mean it's not like they'll talk back."

"Hay!" Four of the ponies (barring Fluttershy) shouted.

"We can to talk!" Rainbow exclaimed.

"Whoa, talkin' ponies? I'm thinkin' I'll like this planet!" Blaster chirped.

"Great, we're becoming like Beachcomber," Tracks muttered.

"I should hope so," They all whirled around and saw Starscream hovering high in the air, "Pacifists are easier to destroy!" He raised a large gun and was about to fire, but then a screeching sound was heard, Starscream turned and saw a large metal pteranodon came swooping in and rammed the terrified seeker. Starscream fell to the ground with the dinosaur on top of him; it transformed and pointed a gun at Screamer. "Ughh, me Swoop say you burnt metal toast."

But then the tides turned again, two Decepticons: Spinister and Quicktrigger, began to charge at the Autobots. Quicktrigger drew two swords and began to rush forward with more speed, but suddenly he was nailed in the helm by something green. Spinister stared at his fallen comrade and stopped, stunned. Then he heard large footsteps and turned around, much to his horror was the most aggressive Autobot ever assembled.

"Me Grimlock destroy puny purple chopper-con!" He picked Spinister up by the neck joint and threw him hard into the town hall, which crumpled underneath the large robot's weight. Grimlock merely turned to Quicktrigger, who was already retreating. Swoop got off Starscream and Grimlock pointed his sword at his neck before the scared seeker could move an inch. "Me Grimlock say you Starscream leave and tell Megatron he not come here ever again." Starscream nervously nodded and transformed, flying off as quickly as he could.

The ponies ran over to the green something that had knocked out Quicktrigger, and were surprised to see Applewood, holding his head. "Wow, that hurt."

Applejack helped him get on his hooves; he looked around and saw all the damage. "Well, guess now ain't the best time to ask Rainbow on that date." When he turned to his left he noticed Rainbow staring at him. What he had done suddenly sunk in and he covered his mouth with his hoof, before running off.

Grimlock scratched his helm and said, "Me Grimlock no understand organics."