A bunch of ponies come around

I was sitting there, on my glorious couch, reading Harry Potter and listening to death metal. I get up and decide to punch a wall. Good idea, right? So, carrying my book, I walked over to the wall opposite to the couch. And then, you geussed it, I licked it. Yup, I licked my wall. It is my licking wall. I would never punch my licking wall. After walking down the hall a little, I decided upon a wall that was connecting to an abandond apartment. Deciding how to go about punching the wall, I could come up with nothing. Punching the wall in frustration, I racked my brain for ideas. Then I realized what I did, and laughed.  I punched the wall again. And again. Pretending I was in Mortal Kombat, I mentally spammed the punch button. When I got a good-sized hole, I peered through. Seeing a face, I threw my book at it. I ran into my room and broke open the "emergency ninja supply" box and pulled out 2 katanas. Putting on my best courage face, I lept out of the room and sliced the air with my weapons. One burrying itself in the wall, and one flying into my kitchen, I pannicked. I just threw my weapons away, and there may or may not be something trying to eat me. Opening my eyes, I saw a figure, a gray-ish pony with a yellow mane, step out of the hole. Deciding to f#$% with the laws of everything, I teleported to the ceiling and became nothing and everything at the same time. Just to do it. The pony, who seems perfectly derpy, just looked straight at me.

"Hey there! Want a muffin?" said the strange creature, cocking it's head in a way that would make your heart explode.

"Um...Sure?" I said, dropping from my stasis and grabbing the muffin, extended to me on a hoof. This gift told me I had nothing to fear. So I injected myself with pure cancer cells. I had nothing to fear, remember? And I was right. Nothing had happend. The pony smailed at me, and beckoned with her head towards the hole. Stepping towards it, I questioned if this was a dream. I tripped over my fallen katanna and got knocked the f#$% out. Then I woke up. TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!