A bunch of ponies come around

When I awoke, I was confused. The dream I just had dreamed was extreamly confusing. I was reading Harry Potter, and listening to death metal. And then I punched a wall. And then I met Derpy. Then I f#$%ed with time and space, then I tripped on a katanna. Wait, I was a human! I thought those things don't exist! I geuss it was just a dream. I got up and streatched my scales. Twilight was going to be up any minuite. Then all the sudden, the mane six, dis-cluding twilight, but including Princess Trollestia and Luna, broke though the cealing and ate everything. I passed out in fright, clutching a tennis ball. THEN I WOKE UP, AGAIN! TO THE NEXT CHAPTER! AAAAGGGGAAAIIINNN!!!!