A bunch of ponies come around

I woke up in a...

I stopped typing. Not knowing what to type, I checked my watch.

Right, I don't have a watch

I streatched my legs and walked outside. Foals ran around, playing in my yard. Smiling as I walked by, I noticed something wrong. They wern't right, someway they just... wern't. One flashed an evil grin at me and I realized what was happening right away.

"OH F$%^, THEY'RE CHANGLINGS!" I screamed, running inside. No, I'm not being caught today! I bolted the doors shut and grabbed my cell phone. I dialed the only one I knew could take care of them. I started pacing as the phone rang.

"Twilight--Good, you're home. I have a problem, a changling problem."

"Mr. Jockey, ever since you've gotten here, you have been calling those ponies changlings. It's starting to scare the residents!" She said angrily. I could just picture her rolling her eyes.

"Please, call me Disc. And this time it's for real! ONE LOOKED AT ME!" I shouted, backing away from the windows.

"Disc, I thought you were used to being around foals! You're Disc Jockey, The master DJ! You perform for them every night!"

"Yeah, I know I do. I rocked Manehatten a couple days ago, and it was awesome!"

"Your point?"

"My point is, I know what foals look like! And I know what changelings look like too! THESE ARE CHANGLINGS!"

I heard her slam the phone into the reciever, and I slumped against the wall.

What am I going to do?

I didn't have time to answer myself when one of the foals broke into my window.