One-Punch Pony

Chapter 1

As Saitama was looking at the news on his television, laying down with a lazed posture idly picking his nose. A urgent report came on, canceling whatever program he was watching.

We interrupt your regulated program, there has been a report of a God classed monster in the area of Y-City. Reported casualties is up to-

Saitama couldn't be bothered with the rest of the report for how excited he was. 'Finally,' He thought 'a God class, one that might not actually die with one punch.' He put on his clothes and slung the cape on each of his shoulders where buttons would secure them, and walked out of his small apartment on his travel from Z-City to Y-City.

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Y-City

There in the center of the destroyed city was a humanoid figure, with lines of neon red riddling its body. As it looked over the landscape to admire its work, until it noticed a line appear in the distance of the now flattened city. It was a human, though he couldn't make out the details because of the glare given off of his head. Though as soon as the man was within hearing distance, a shout could be heard challenging him.

"Hear me creature who destroyed this city, for I am going to be your destroyer. I am the great and mighty S-class...... Titanium Head!

The hero soon sprinted towards the creature with almost unseeable speed, planning to headbutt him with his unbreakable head. His plan soon failed when he noticed the creature he was aimed towards wasn't there anymore. He stopped, land under his feet digging up for the momentum at which he was going. As he looked around, he turned to see the creature close enough to where their face where almost touching.

He would have backed away, that's he would have if he could still feel his legs. As he looked down he saw they were no longer there, blood coming from the stumps. Pain came with realization, he screamed out as the creature cocked his head almost looking confused while holding him in the air. After a while the creature must have gotten bored with his victim because the hero was gone in a blink. Bored, the creature began to head towards X-City, that is until he saw something else glare in the distance, almost as much as Titanium's head.

Coming closer, the creature could make out what he was wearing. In the distance was a bald man clothed in what almost looked like to be a yellow costume with a flowing cape and red gloves and boots. The creature thought Titanium head was ridiculous, but he had nothing on this guy. As the new challenger came towards him, he could see his face and body. Bald and young, oddly enough, and an average build. The creature would let out a sigh if he had a mouth, 'This is what I'm dealing with. Destroy four-teen cities and this is all they could throw at me.'

As the other hero came within' hearing distance he began to speak like the last, though confusingly a lot more casual. " Hello, I'm here to fight you. " The creature was greatly confused. Did he not know who he was and what he did, or was he just this stupid. The creature decided it was best to finish this up quickly, then, with a flick of his hand, the creature sent out a shockwave that was able to cut through about everything he's ever used it on.

He turned to leave when he heard a familiar voice. " I said I was here to fight. " He turned around, and to his surprise, the hero was still in one piece instead of two. He wondered if he actually did anything, so he flicked his wrist again. The hair line shimmer of his attack hit the hero square in the chest, The hero, still in one piece. The creature realized the hero didn't dodge or deflect it, he hit it head on and was still alive.

The creature looked at the hero and began to laugh. The hero put on a confused face as the creature laughed with no mouth and out of pure joy. Moments later the laughter died down, and the creature began to speak telepathically. "I see, so you're stronger than everything the hero organization has thrown at me. Let's not fight here, for I fear if we do, there might not be anything left."

As soon as he was done the red linings started to pulsate throughout his body. The next thing to happen was the creature appearing close to the hero and touch his chest. The hero still looking with a confused face, slightly bored as well, started to distort until him and the creature were gone from Y-City without a trace.

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Forest

As Saitama was touched by the creature, he felt a tingly sensation go across his body. Then he blinked and opened his eyes to view a dark forest surrounding him on all sides. He was greeted with the creature standing a couple of meters away from him as it began talking to him again telepathically. " So, no need to hold back here, fight me with all your strengt- " He was interrupted by a fist firmly planting itself on the side of his jawline.

Saitama got close to the creature faster than it could comprehend and delivered a punch. As Saitama's fist connected with the creatures head, a normal person would only see red mist erupt from the creature where its head should have been. Though Saitama could see as his fist connected, the godlike force breaking his jaw, then going through its head, completely obliterating the creatures skull.

A few seconds of blood splatter later and the creature fell down, unmoving. Saitama on the other hand could only glare at his bloodied fist with untold anger. " God Dammit! " He yelled throughout the forest, ' Even a God class, ended with one punch! ' He yell in his head. He sighed internally and decided to find a city and ask for directions to Z-City. Though unknowingly to Saitama, the whole scene was viewed by someone, or rather, somepony.