Christmas Eve

A

Crazy Christmas Adventure

Watching action movies is fun. Watching action movies at Christmas Eve is even more fun. Especially with your friends. I was with my friends Jason and Angie watching The Expendables 2 on an unlikely snowy Christmas night. We were at the part were Silvester Stallone and his friends were pinned down by Russians? I don’t know. It was at the part when Chuck Norris saved them. If anyone were reading this, call me up and confirm if they were Russians or not. Anyways, just as the tank blew up, my phone began to ring. Woah! You people call fast.

“Was it Russians?” I asked excitedly.

“No John, it’s your mother.”

Mom had been calling me nonstop since they had left for Boston for a concert, not even bothering to wake me up as they left me alone in the house. I jumped out of the couch while Angie paused the movie for like the hundredth time.

“Oh, hey mom! How’s it going?”

“Oh it’s horrible! It’s snowing so hard here that we can’t even get a flight back home. Your dad is looking for a cab so we can get back to the hotel. I’m sorry, John.”

“Nah, it’s fine. Jason and Angelica’s here. We’re watching The Expendables 2.”

“Okay. Call me if anything happens. Anything.

“Kay. Bye.” I hung up and unpaused the movie

“God dangit, the suspense is gone.” Angie said.

“Damn right,” Jason muttered, “John, just… just turn off your damn phone.”

“Fine,” I said, grabbing the phone and turning it off.

The ending credits were soon scrolling down our screen and we were just staring at it. “Wanna watch it again?” Angie asked, rising the remote for emphasis.

“Hell no.” I said.

“Why?”

“Because,” Jason contributed, “that’d be bullshit.”

“Thank you Jason.” I patted him on the back.

“Yeah, thank you, Jason.” Angie had the tendency to be sarcastic sometimes.

“No prob.”

“I’d say that we’d make a beeline towards the Starbucks down the road and order some hot chocolate.” I said.

“I’d say you get your laptop so we can watch-” Jason started but I cut him off before he could say anything… interesting.

“We’re certainly not gonna watch your weird fetishes on my PC, so fuck off.”

“Damnit.”

“Seriously, slime girls was a thing?” Angie questioned.

“YES!” Jason shouted frustratingly.

“Starbucks… How about, hmm, Subway?” Angie suggested.

“What?” Me and Jason both said at the same time.

“Subway!” She repeated.

“No.” I said.

“Yeah, no.” Jason repeated. Angie sighed and sank back into the couch. “Starbucks it is,” she finally said.

“Guys!” I shouted at the nothingness that represented my living room, “Little help here?” The guys were still busy cleaning the mess we made while watching movies. That was one problem, the second one was the front door was blocked with like 4 foot of crispy white snow. While they make excellent sources of snowballs, it was a little annoying if they piled up in front of your front door like an abandoned little baby inside a basket.

“Hold up! I’m still looking for your father’s watch!” Jason said, upstairs.

“Why would you need dad’s watch?” I shouted back.

“To look fabulous!” I sighed and kicked the door in frustration and it flew from its hinges, landing some 5 feet away. I don’t know how but it’s either that I’m fucking strong or the cold had frozen the metal in the hinges, weakening them.

I stared at the snowy white wonderland before me. It was… amazing. I’ve been here for like, I dunno, maybe 9-10 months, and when I got here, it was spring already. So yeah, the sight literally took my breath away. The way the snow coated almost everything is… mystifying, at least. I took a step outside and breathed in some crisp winter air. Then I promptly dove into the snow and started making snow angels. Jason came out when I was on making my third snow angels and he looked like one of those fags on the internet with their stupid caps and their pants that only covered up to their knees. Good God he didn’t wear his pants like that.

“What are you doing?” He asked me like I was the one who was crazy here.

“Why the fuck are you wearing that shit?” I got up and crossed my arms.

“What’s wrong with this?” He gestured at himself. Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with that. I went up to him and ripped my brother’s snapback and threw it in our neighbor’s backyard. Then I proceeded to style his hair into a Mohawk (a style that pretty much looks good on him) and slap the shit out of him to get the faggoty demon out of him.

The process took about a minute and a half and when it was done, Angie was already outside the door, making snow angels.

“There!” I exclaimed when I was done, “You okay now?”

“Yup!” He said cheerfully, “I’m feeling better than ever!”

“Awesome,” Angie said dryly, “let’s get a move on.” Then we were dragged through the snow by a incredibly bored blonde.

“Hey Angie,” Jason said after a while.

“Yeah?”

“Why aren’t we taking the John’s car?”

“Because I don’t know how to drive,” I said.

“You don’t know how to drive?” Angie said, raising an eyebrow, “Your parents are world-class racers! Well, were, but still!”

“I don’t wanna be a racer.” I said.

“I agree,” Jason said, “racing can be sooo boring sometimes.” I just shrugged and continued to walk. After a while, Jason spoke up.

“Guys,” Jason pointed to a random location. It was an effort to see clearly as the wind had been picking up for the past few minutes. Due to that, the snow that were previously on the ground is being whipped into the air, blocking most of our line of sight.

“Look at that,” The direction he pointed at is pure white snow, being tossed around in the air.

“If this blizzard is fascinating you Jason, I’m happy for you.” Angie said. She may be right, we were in a middle of a snow storm just before Christmas. Man, this day really, really sucked.

“No! Look closely.” We did. We were rewarded by a few shadows moving in the snow. As we moved closer we could hear a few voices, muffled by the strong winds.

“Hello!” I shouted, a bit uncertain. The voices stopped and silence reigned once more. “Anyone there?” I tried again. Nothing. I look to my friends and motioned to move closer. A little while later, the wind began to dissipate, slowly giving us back the sense of sight. I saw that the shadows were in fact, six girls that were half confused, half scared.

“Uh hello, ladies?” I asked one more, glancing back to my friends. The one with the purple hair, whom I assumed was their leader, spoke up.

“Um yes, mister. If it wasn’t any trouble for you, then can you tell us where are we?”

“So we’re not in Equestria anymore?” The one with the pink hair said. Even though it was cold as shit outside, this one was still full of energy. She was practically frolicking across the snowy wasteland.

“I don’t what Equestria is,” I said, “but I’m sure as hell you’re not there anymore.” I were heading towards your house again, a bit disappointed as you came back without a steaming tumbler of coffee. I volunteered to take these girls home (not like I wanted to do anything with them). Why? Because they’re lost! That’s why!

“So,” the purple haired one asked again, “where are we again?”

“‘Murica.” I said.

"He means The United States of America." Angie said.

“Hmmm, strange,” She mused, “Hey mister!”

“Yes?” I said, turning towards the purple haired one.

“You never told me your name.”

“John. This is Jason,” I smacked Jason’s head softly, “and this is Angie.”

“Hi! I’m Angie!” She waved towards them.

“Hi!” the pink haired one shouted. She was wearing a pink jacket and dark blue denim pants. And her hair was very curly and pink. The other ones silently shook their heads. I heard the one with the deep purple hair said, “Oh dear.”

“I’m Pinkie Pie!” ‘Pinkie Pie’ shouted. “And this,” she grabbed the leader, “is Twilight Sparkle!” Twilight blushed lightly and began studying the ground, looking at it intently. She was wearing some kind of uniform, with a light purple tie and a black and purple striped mini-skirt.

“Hello. Ah’m Appl’jack!” The blonde in their group stepped forward and shook my hand. She had a thick southern accent and had an old Stetson hat on her head. She was wearing a light brown vest with a white t-shirt underneath. She had dark blue jeans and those stereotypical cowboy boots.

Next one to step forward is the one with the slightly curly deep purple hair. “I’m Rarity,” she said, smiling. “Pleasure to meet you.” This Rarity had some kind of silky nightgown. It was almost as white as the snow and reached upto her knees. She had a slight Italian accent and was mostly likely the rich, and snobby girl of their group. Maybe I’m wrong, I’m just judging them purely by their impression, but I’ll still treat them indifferently as they are just first impressions. I’m still not sure.

‘Applejack’ then noticed the girl who was wearing a cyan hoodie, blue jeans and had rainbow hair. “Ahem,” she said, only to be ignored by the girl. “Rainbow Dash!” she said louder. The rainbow haired one then shook out of whatever trance she was in and started sputtering words.

“Huh, wha- huh?” She said.

“Your turn?” Applejack, AJ, I’ll just write AJ. AJ said.

“Oh yeah. Right. I’m Rainbow Dash!” She said proudly. “Fastest flyer –err, runner, on Equestria. Only though,” her face dropped, “We’re not on Equestria anymore, are we?”

“Don’t worry, Rainbow Dash!” Jason said, who was instantly beside her, “we’re gonna take care you! All of you! Isn’t that right John?” He looked at me with those don’t-fucking-deny looks.

“Yeah. Right!” I noticed that we’re near my house. I walked faster and finally turned the knob of the door. Hot air welcomed us all as I slammed open the door of my house. I then turned towards them and said, “Welcome home.”

All of us had settled on the couches in the living room, while me and Jason went to the kitchen to fetch some drinks.

“Alright,” I said as I reentered the living room, “Introductions first, questions later.” I saw the others coax the one with the light pink hair and a pale yellow turtleneck.

“C’mon, Fluttershy,” Twilight said, her hand on her shoulder, “they won’t hurt you. They even invited us into their house until we solve this mess.”

“That’s true, Fluttershy!” Rarity said. Fluttershy mumbled something that seemed to satisfy all them. She slowly stood up, head still slightly lowered and slowly extended her hand.

“I-I’m Fl-Flutters-shy,” she weakly said. I smiled comfortingly and accepted her hand, shaking it briefly. After a few seconds, I let go, her hand falling back to where it once were. I then stood straight then grabbed a glass and poured some orange juice in it. I then turned to then again and announced, “Any of you want a snack?” while offering Twilight the glass. She accepted it with a small smile. Jason took it from there, filling the empty glasses and offering them all.

“So,” I said, sitting on the chair in front of them, “where are you guys really from?”

“We are from Equestria,” Twilight said, repeating her first statement prior to ‘arriving’ here. They might as well be humanoid aliens that teleported here to enslave all humanity. Just like Mexicans. Jokes aside though, they might as well be from another world, or a parallel universe, since the reason isn’t exactly impossible. They must’ve a very advance technological era where robotic dinosaurs roam the surface of the Earth, err, their planet and is being controlled by a alternate universe Justin Beiber. I feel sorry for them already.

“Okay…” I mused, still slightly disturbed by Justin Bieber controlled robotic dinosaurs, “what were you doing before you got here? What’s the… last thing you remember?”

“Well, it all started this morning…”

“So Twi,” Rainbow said for the umpteenth time ever since stepping on the magical circle on the floor. It was basically a typical pentagram with six circles inside the inner circle, connected by six lines that intersect each other in the center of the inner circle. On the intersection was three hexagonal gems, magically filled with energy beforehand. Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and Applejack sat each in the six circles. Apparently, they’ve been in same area their rumps had been on an hour ago.

“Yes Rainbow Dash?” Twilight Sparkle looked up from her book. She was reviewing the spell for like a hundredth time so nothing unexpected happens, nothing they didn’t expect that is.

“What is this spell of yours gonna do?”

“It’s supposed to transform us into ‘humans’, as the book says. I do hope nothing bad happens to us. And yes I already have a counter-spell ready.” Which was technically a lie, Twilight had no such thing as a counter spell, as the book said it was going to wear off by the next sunrise provided they did not do anything that would interfere with the spell. Things like: teleporting, levitating, doing stunts, screaming, falling on your face, attracting flies, contacting Princess Celestia, and so on. Though Twilight’s answer did seem to satisfy Rainbow Dash’s prying nature. With a sigh she returned to the book.

“Alright,” Twilight said after about 5 more minutes of waiting, “I got it. Everyone ready?” The girls nodded, which was enough for Twilight to begin charging the spell. Purple energy sparked and flew about the room as Twilight concentrated harder, doing her unicorn stuff to make the magic work. The three gems floated and began to spin on their own axis. A second later, they began spinning in a counter clockwise motion. More sparks began to spurt from Twilight’s horn as purple mist exploded from the center of the now glowing pentagram, swallowing the six ponies that sat in the circles. A while later, the gems began to align themselves vertically, still spinning around in a counter clockwise motion while turning on their own axis. Electricity began to jump from one gem to another. Another second later, electricity engulfed the gems, turning the once primary colored crystals into pure white. A small ball of energy began to form slowly in the center of the spinning crystals, growing larger until it shot into the sky, burning a decently sized hole through Twilight’s home/library. It only lasted for about five seconds before fizzling and the light collapsed into itself, taking the mist with it. Another second later, the library was once again pristine and clear, save for six clothed human females and a large hole above them.

A second later, Twilight and the others began to recuperate and come to. They slowly sat up, not noticing their new forms as their mind and vision were still clouded by the temporary sleep they had. It took a minute or two for them to notice their new human bodies. They stared in awe and wonder at each other for at least a little while. All it took is Rainbow Dash opening her mouth to break the tranquil silence.

“These forms are AWESOME!” She cheered, jumping into the air and floating a bit. Then she looked at her back and her magenta pupils grew significantly.

“WHERE THE BUCK ARE MY WINGS?!” She shouted, her heart rate rapidly increasing.

“Geez Dashie, turn off the caps lock for a bit.” Pinkie Pie said, rubbing her head slightly. This seemed to break Dash’s little panic attack as they all stared at her. “What?” They all sighed.

“Well, at least we retained our abilities prior from transforming into humans,” Twilight said, “I admit this is quite… fascinating.”

“I feel… weaker,” Applejack said.

“This is soo cool!” Pinkie said.

“Is this… clothes?” Rarity stared in wonder at her silky nightgown, its shiny surface reflecting the weak light the hole in the roof could provide. They didn’t even notice the three gems beginning to spin counter clockwise once again, this time they only rolled on the floor instead of their own axis. A tiny black vortex began to form in the center, dragging the three gems in. The girls were too busy talking amongst themselves as the vortex grew and grew. Twilight was the first one to see it.

“Girls…” She said, “I think I made a-!” the last part would be never heard because they were dragged into a massive black hole.

“So what you’re saying is,” I said, “you tried an experiment. A ‘magical’ experiment, is that it?”

“Yes,” Twilight affirmed.

“And something malfunctioned?”

“Yup!”

“With the spell?”

“Uh huh.”

“Why do I find that hard to believe?”

“Because you’re kind doesn’t have magic.”

“Damn right.” I said, crossing my arms, “Show me this ‘magic’ of yours and I might believe you.” Twilight got this spark in her eyes, like she just lit up. Not in literally but she just… gained a lot of energy. Or maybe she just got excited to showing off her ‘magic’ skills. A glass of juice then lifted off the table and to her lips. She then casually sipped the juice as if nothing freaky is going on. She then smirked my way.

“Alright I believe you. Jason,” I turned to him, “Give me a reason why I ain’t freaking out yet.”

“Because you’re fucktarted.”

“Correct. Now, I need to sleep. My head hurts like a bitch.”

“Why does your head hurt like a female dog?” Applejack asked. I waved a hand, “Just human language.” They all nodded and I went into my room and slept. Many of you may be wondering why the hell am I so chill about this whole… ponies… thing. In truth, I am worried myself. Have you seen how that Twilight Sparkle levitated the motherfucking cup like nobody’s business right? Well, read, about it. I’m pretty sure that Jase and Angie are feeling the same thing too, only I’m doing a better job than them. Or this is all probably some freak dream that I’m having right now and if I just willed myself awake, I would find that all of this isn’t real.

Anyways, that enough about the day. I still need to sleep and this journal thingy won’t let me. All I gotta do is close the laptop and stop writing, that’s it. But the words just keep coming and coming and coming that my fingers wouldn’t stop pressing the damn keys. That’s it. I’m done. Good night, laptop.

Morning. Mornings hurt like a bitch especially if the sun got into your eyes. I groaned and willed myself to plop off the bed. I then unsteadily walked towards the shower. After a quick bath I felt really refreshed. I feel like I could carpe diem so hard that people will start worshiping me. I finally arrived down the living room and noticed that the snowstorm is even worse than yesterday. I then noticed that no one was home, or rather, no one was making any noise so I assumed that no one is home.

“It was just a dream.” I muttered.

“What’s a dream?” A very familiar cheery voice that-reminded-me-of-the-color-pink said. I groaned and grit my teeth as my stomach lurched and my eyes rolled into my head. Yeah, that was just a slight exaggeration.

“Nothing Pinkie,” I forced out.

“Aww c’mon! It looks like you’re in need of a smile!”

“No, Pinkie, I’m just not a morning person that’s all. No need to trouble yourself.”

“Aww c’mon! Why did the chicken cross the road?” I sighed and just… gave in.

“Why, Pinkie?”

“Because there’s a hot chick on the other side! AHAHAHAHA!” Pinkie literally rofl-ed on the floor like it was the funniest joke in the world. I could hardly stifle a smile, but when she looked at me with her big blue eyes, she rofl-ed again, with me laughing with her.

“What’s going on here?” Rarity asked when she entered. I recovered quickly enough to deliver a kick-ass comeback: “Oh you know, stuff that wouldn’t interest you.” Then we laughed again. I know it sucked. Yes I know that it didn’t even offend here but we just kept laughing. I don’t know what the dick my brain was doing to me that time but it was worth it.

“And what is that, playing tag with each other? Or playing catch the ball with each other and essentially acting like idiots?” She laughed with herself. I hope she realized the irony of her statement by now.

“Oh c’mon Rare,” Pinkie said, “I’m not as ‘innocent’,” she did that quote & quote motion, “as you think I am. And I know you lust of Fancy Pants that every night I could hear moaning and screaming his name over and over again.” Now that, is a kick-ass comeback. These pony-turned-humans isn’t really as innocent as I thought.

“Pinkie, wha—How did you know that!?” Rarity stammered. She was glaring at both of us though technically it was Pinkie’s fault.

“Oh you know~.” Pinkie said as she turned a one eighty and headed towards the kitchen, leaving me with Ms. Creepy in the living room. I held my hands up in defense.

“Hey, don’t look at me. I’ve only known you guys for like a day and I don’t know what to make of what she says.” This seemed to calm her down as she smiled. That sweet smile turned sultry as she walked towards me with half-lidded eyes.

“You know,” she said, barely a whisper but enough so only the two of us could hear, “I could teach you how to make out with me.” She smirked while walking towards me. I was backing away until the table stopped me. And I was retarded as fuck to know that I could still move to the side and run to our home’s personal library, to which hopefully Twilight was in.

“Nope,” I said then turning tail (ohh the irony) and walking as fast as I can, “Nope nope nope nope nope nope.” I said repeatedly while heading down the hall towards the little library and leaving a very confused (and possibly frustrated) Rarity.

I found Twilight at the library, thankfully. She was browsing my spare laptop that I used for assignment and other… stuff. How she was using it was beyond me, as she said that ponies aren’t technologically minded and prefer magic to electricity. Though they have a few, namely speakers, microphones, lights and ovens but they were all powered by magic.

“Yo Twi!” I don’t know how I came up with that nickname.

“Oh hey! How are you doing today John?”

“Fine. Though Rarity tried to seduce me, I ran here as fast as I can.” Not necessarily ran, but that’s beside the point.

“Did you say… seduce?”

“Yeah. Rarity must have been unable to resist my charms.” You laughed heartily.

“Don’t mind Rarity. This month is the start Rarity’s heat cycle.”

“Woah woah woah, did you say ‘heat’? As in, horny-as-fuck cycle?”

“Yup. I suggest you avoid her,” Twilight turned back to whatever she was doing, “You could stay here if you like. You could help me to… further understand your world.” I shrugged and dragged a chair and sat beside her.

“So what do you need?” I asked.

“Oh nothing at the moment. Just explain the stuff I couldn’t understand.”

“Seems easy enough.” I shrugged. An hour later saw me and Twilight talking over quantum physics. Since I didn’t understand much of it, she ended up explaining the matter to me. Talk about irony, man. After that, we delved into the subject of time travel and the multiverse.

“There are different theories on time-travel,” she said, “and trust me that this is true.” I nodded. “First, think of time as a big ball, of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… stuff.”

“Wait, I recognize that line.” I began to think but Twi cut me off.

“Never mind that.” She quickly said, “Just... it’s like a ball. I know that you believe of time as a railway, with every time you travel backwards you create different branches of the single railway, each with different… sceneries in each. But no, it’s not a railway. It’s an ocean with different but almost alike seas. On one sea you maybe surfing but on the other you are just watching the scenery. The ocean and you are constants. The things you are doing are variables. There’s always been a ocean and there’s always been you.”

“I may have a little trouble catching up.” Twilight sighed.

“Let’s say, there’s a lighthouse,” I nodded, “You went to the top and saw that that it is missing its light-thingy. On different realm, you went to the lighthouse and saw that the lighthouse has its light now. The lighthouse and yourself are constants. You and the lighthouse has always existed in the multiverse that I have created in this discussion. But the light of the tower is a variable. It can always change, with an infinite number possibilities.”

“Why are you telling me of the multiverse? Aren’t we discussing about time travel?”

“Because on a quantum level of reality, everything is happening at the same time.”

“Okay,” I don’t really have anything to say to that.

“Now back on the subject: Time travel is somewhat related to what I said, but there are several problems. Suppose that you manage to go back in time and killed your grandfather while he was but a boy. The possibilities are endless.”

“I’d say that when you kill your grandfather and go back to the present, the previous reality where your grandfather still lives no longer exists for you. You are now in a different world where the previous reality shifted to accommodate the new variable, which your grandfather dying when he was still a child. However, I still believe that time is like a railway, branching off the original track to accommodate its passengers or… variables. It’s just an infinite number of ways the train or time could go.” Twilight blinked.

“Why haven’t I thought about that?!” She grabbed a notebook from… somewhere, and started writing.

“The universe shifting to accommodate different variables, huh,” She mused. A minute later, Twilight jumped off her chair.

“John, you’re a genius!”

“I prefer the term ‘awesome’ but it’s –” I was cut off by a purple haired girl hugging me tightly.

“Your idea was amazing! No dire consequences, no more worrying,” she gasped, “I need to inform past Twilight of this!” Her hands glowed and she disappeared. No more than half a second later, she’s back in my arms.

“How did you get the message so fast?”

“Please, John. Remember the thing I said about quantum physics? Everything is –”

“Happening at the same time, I remember. Now if it isn’t too much, can you let go of me?” Twilight blushed and let go of me.

“I didn’t mean to,” she said as she looked away. I chuckled.

“If you want, I could hug you again,”

“John, are you flirting with me?”

“Wha- No?” The blush from her face seemed to transfer to me. This time she chuckled.

“You’re so easy to tease.”

“Well, you are too.”

“Shut up.” She said, looking back to my laptop.

“See? Who’s the easy one now?”

“Shut up.” You sighed as you dropped it. You walked over to the chair and sat down on it. A few minutes later, “I’M BOOOOOOORED.” I said, sinking into the chair to emphasize the point.

“Why don’t you go outside?” Twilight said.

“Why don’t you go outside?”

“Because I like it here, at the library.” I groaned. A few minutes later, I shook Twilight. She didn’t respond. I poked her a few times but nothing happened. A few seconds later, I felt a small blush creeping into my cheeks as I thought of my new idea. I stepped behind her and hugged her tight. Still nothing. Fuck. I was about to let go when two hands gripped my arms. I felt her head turn towards me. A second later, she was kissing me deeply. My eyes were as wide as saucers because… I mean damn, this is not what I expected to happen. A second later, her eyes began to flutter open. Once she realized what we were doing, she pushed me back.

“What were you doing?!”

“I don’t know! What were you doing?!”

“I wasn’t doing anything! Why were you kissing me?!”

“I didn’t kiss you!” Technically that was true. “Your magic took control and I was kissing you before I realized it!” It felt smooth. The lie, not her… Not her lips. Certainly not that.

“I’m sorry.” Her light blush seemed to cover her entire face as she looked away.

“I’m sorry.” I said. “Let’s agree that that never happened.”

“Yes. We should do that.” You both let out a nervous chuckle and then you both said; “This is going to be awkward.”

“Uh yeah, hehe.” Twilight said as she tried to hide behind her hair like Fluttershy does.

“Yeah,” A couple of minutes spent in awkwardness later, “So you said that you time traveled once right?”

“Right.”

“So what’s your first time like?”

“WOAH!” Applejack said, surprised as fuck, “wha’ have Ah walk’d into?”

“A discussion about time travel. C’mon in.”

“Nah, Ah was jus’ check’n on ya two. Rare said ya ran into here as soon as she freaked ya out.” She chuckled. “Nao, don’ do anythang funny okay ya two?” she winked at us and walked out.

“That was weird.” I said.

“You bet. Let’s get going! I’m getting hungry!” Twilight pushed herself off the chair she was in and walked towards the door. I shrugged and followed Twilight. But as soon as she was outside, the door slammed shut, leaving me trapped inside the library. I tried the knob but I noticed that it was encased in a blue aura. Oh shit

“Leaving so soon, John?” Rarity appeared behind me and purred into my ear.

“Goddamnit, Rarity! I’m hungry as fuck! Lemme out!” I pounded on the door, hoping Twilight or someone other than Rarity to help me.

“There’s nothing you can do, John. No one can hear us no matter what we do.” She said that last one with half-lidded eyes.

“Let go of me, motherfucker. My girlfriend ain’t gonna forgive me!”

“Oh then who is this ‘girlfriend’ of yours?” I bit my tongue. Twilight’s gonna kill me.

“Twilight.” I shuddered. This seemed to piss off Rarity as she held my arms tightly that I’m sure’s gonna leave marks later. Then she forced my hands to grope her giant boobies. So soft… GOD DAMNIT, BRAIN! WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON?

“YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE LOVE WITH ME AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!” She roared. Just at that moment the door behind me opened.

“RARITY!” Twilight shouted, taking me in her own magic. Her hands glowed then Rarity fell to the ground; she went out cold. Twilight let me down and I instantly hugged her.

“Thanks, Twi.” I said when I finally let go.

“You don’t have to,” She said, a light shade of red gracing her cheeks.

“Best human ever,” I said, patting her head. She tried to glare at me but failing to hide a smile.