Spider in Equestria!...Wait, What?!

Bomb looked bored as she sat on a rock, watching Erie pace on the roof of the cave.

"Ya know what? I think we should just go and grief some players." Bomb said as she waved a hoof in the air.

"If  you haven't noticed Bomb, we're not on the server anymore!" Erie yelled and he continued pacing.

   Bomb sighed, "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to look around."

"Wait! Take me with you" Erie called and he crawled/ran/scurried after her on the ceiling.

"Okay, so it's daylight. But, where is everyone?" Bomb asked as she emerged from the cave.

"Who are you?! Why are you here?!" another voice hissed.

"Eep!" Bomb screeched.

"Calm down! I don't want to blow up again!" Erie said as he took a step towards the voice. "I'm Erie, this is Bomb. I'm a spider and she's a creeper. If your wondering mob-talker was talking to my sister and my cousin so no I am not an anime girl."

"Whats a mob-talker?" the voice asked.

"Oops. I guess this isn't Minecraft then?" Erie answered a question with a question.

"Of course not silly! This is Equestria!" another voice answered and a bubble-gum pink pony popped out of a bush.

"Gah! How did you even fir in that bush! It's half your size!" Bomb cried out, her fuse almost being lit.

"With Pinkie Pie, we don't really ask questions..." a purple unicorn said as she walked out of the forest. "Why are you guys here? And why do you have eight legs?"

"I'm Eire the spider and this is Bomb, she's a creeper so don't startle her." Erie replied.

"What's a creeper?" the unicorn looked confused.

"A green thing that explodes when startled." Erie replied.

"Oh, is that all?" the unicorn replied with a sarcastic tone.

"Is that all you have to say." Erie replied with a skeptic look.

"Well how am I supposed to react to that?!" the unicorn retorted. "You have eight legs, you have green splotches all over you and you can explode when startled!"

"Well, I can also explode when  I'm angry. During the day I can only respawn in a cave, but at night we can respawn wherever we wish. Which means we can go back to the ssssserver and grief all we want!" Bomb thought out loud.

"It may not be that easy Bomb, remember when we tried to respawn outside that house?" Erie continued the thought.

"Oh yeah! And we were only 1,200 blocks away!" Bomb ended.

"Hey! You ponies are new so I'm gonna throw a party!" the pink pony exclaimed.

"But we don't even know you?" Bomb replied.

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