Spider in Equestria!...Wait, What?!

   Erie crawled up the wooden house, Bomb stood below, peering into the window.

"No one is home." Bomb called from the ground, although to the players on the server it just sounded like hisssss......

"Are you sure? Last time we did this another noob popped out to kill us." Erie called back from the roof as he looked for a window. "Then again, the swarm is gonna kill us if we keep on griefing the players."

"Why are you always so worried about the swarm! Most of them burn in the sunlight so if we come out here we'll be safe." Bomb replied.

"I just don't think-" they were cut off by Bomb hissing and a hoard of Steves rushing out with diamond swords and armor.

"Oh nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope!" Bomb yelled as she was hit and her fuse was lit.

"Oh great balls of fire-" Erie muttered as they all exploded...well at least Bomb did. Erie was hit a few times with a diamond sword before he fell down, about to die.

Before he could respawn he heard the noobs chanting in the text:

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Friggin noobs...

Chuck Norris looked down upon this nooby server and thought to himself: I figured this would happen...

He waved his mighty hand and made them respawn in a place where griefing could be done in peace...I think.

The other reason he might've sent them there was because he is God and what he says goes...no exceptions!

Bomb respawned, but not in the usual cave. She spawned in an entirely different cave...no pixels...

"What in the nether is this place?" Bomb muttered to herself as she studied the room.

Suddenly, weird 3D pony things with holes appeared in front of her.

Bomb panicked and her fuse was lit, her green body flashed white before she exploded and took the weird pony things with her.

She looked around, as she respawned once more. This was their cave wasn't it?

Then she looked down and their bodies lay in front of the spawning point.

"So...I'm the only one who spawns around here?" she said out loud.

Erie appeared in the cave a few minutes later.

"Erie! What happened to you!" Bomb screamed.

He looked like one of those pony things....only with eight legs.

"Same to you!" Erie replied after glancing at himself.

Bomb looked down, her body was like those pony-things. She was still green, but she had hooves! After two minutes of screaming she exploded and respawned once more.

.....I wrote too fast didn't I....well my house is on fire so....hold on for a second. I gotta text my mom.