The Memories of a Pale Man

by MrManWriter
After a murderer is shot in the back, he finds himself not only dead but also to be in the Land of Equestria. Follow this confused protagonist through his adventures in this new cage, that's not as similar to the Equestria we know and love.

After reaching the age of eighteen Jacob or rather Alexander Greene finally snaps and ties up his lose ends. In the most effective way possible, going on a murderous spree ending with his own death. After going through a form of Purgatory he finds himself in Equestria. Arriving in Equestria and meeting the Princesses, he is then mistaken and proceeds to pretend to be one of the four people that are revered as gods by the princesses. This results in a mix of odd situations as even the Princesses do not know what it is that these gods do and what they wish to accomplish. Read a (Hopefully) unique Brony in Equestria story written by a Hard-Core brony listening to music whilst trying to see what he can tear from his own slightly tangled mind.

Cheers,
MrManWriter

Teen
Incomplete
Dark
Alternate Universe
Human
 

21569 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

3 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: The Abandonment of the Average 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    6085
  2. Chapter Two: The Paperwork Purgatory 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4149
  3. Chapter Three: The Painful Preliminaries 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    11335