the failed kidnapping

"No way man." Slendermane repeated to his friend dark heart, "we are not going to kidnap a princess... I want to, but your plans always fail." Dark Heart looked at his friend through mismatched eyes. "Name one time where a plan of mine failed." Slendermane paused for a moment, and then replied "Oh, I don't know, kind of lost track after the first few THOUSAND TIMES!" "Dude," Dark Heart said in a quiet voice "She's just behind that tree." Slendermane galloped to dark heart. "Are you even listening?" He asked as his friends horn lit up, "Yes." Dark Heart replied, "But you need to trust me man. I know what I'm doing." Slendermane shook his head. One of these he was going to kill dark heart, not today, but someday. "That's what you said when we tried to infiltrate the changeling hive, word for word. Look where that idea got us!" Dark Heart turned around. "You know Cthulu pushed me!" "Cthulu wasn't even there!" Slendermane yelled out. Dark Heart sighed. "Just listen man" after at least three hours of explaining the two friends now had there plan. "Just remember," Dark Heart finished "If she gets suspicious, tell her your a pimp amed big daddy."