the failed kidnapping

"So tell me again why we knocked out two of Celestia's guards, took their armour, and are now posing as them?" Slendermane asked Dark Heart. "Because," Dark Heart replied. "It was part of the plan." They were nearing the edge of the forest, until they realized something. "Uh, Dark Heart?" Slendermane whispered "Was heading toward the changeling hive part of your master plan?" Dark Heart looked up. "What? Oh shit, this is not good, not good at all." "Did you even think this through?" Slendermane whispered again. This time more harshly. "How was I supposed to know she was heading THERE?" Slendermane groaned in annoyance. "Great! Just great! Why did I think this idea would work?" Dark heart took a deep breath, and calmly explained the one thing his friend overlooked. "Dude, all we have to do is grab celestia, get the hell out of here, and we don't get killed... that is Celestia... right?" "Nope," Slendermane replied, "Chuck Testa."