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Discord Writes a Ship Fic

by Phoenix Quill
It can get so boring up there in Canterlot, so to alleviate that Discord tries his talon at writing the most offensive literature his twisted mind can conceive.

Everything seemed to be alright the day that Discord came back to Canterlot under the watchful eye of Celestia as a (mostly) redeemed draconequus. But the luxurious life of royalty is so... BORING! "Do something creative," they said, "It'll be fun," they said. Thus it was that Discord sat down and began writing the worst stories he could imagine! But between posh living, running a ministry, court dates, random quests from Celestia and Luna, and learning about the magic of friendship, surely these stories can't be that bad, can they?

Everyone
Incomplete
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
 
POODP

94814 words: Estimated about 8 hours to read
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31 Chapters:

  1. It all began on a Tuesday... 2013-05-14 21:56:04 UTC
    3528
  2. Over The Moon 2013-05-14 21:56:30 UTC
    635
  3. So, I wrote this story... 2013-05-16 17:10:28 UTC
    2761
  4. Out To Sea 2013-05-16 17:12:46 UTC
    1236
  5. Discord has a "normal" day Pt. 1 2013-05-20 02:11:55 UTC
    2643
  6. Discord has a "normal" day Pt. B 2013-06-12 10:19:56 UTC
    3276
  7. Unleash the Idiot! Part Cubed. 2013-06-26 09:41:00 UTC
    2590
  8. AIRSHIP! 2013-07-04 13:50:02 UTC
    2753
  9. Mail Call 2013-07-21 10:56:13 UTC
    2743
  10. I'm only mostly insane! 2013-07-26 20:10:23 UTC
    4461
  11. Cider 2013-08-06 11:09:46 UTC
    2413
  12. Weekend... Part A. Take The Last Train to Ponyville. 2013-08-23 04:11:34 UTC
    5454
  13. All That Glitters 2013-08-24 23:09:20 UTC
    818
  14. Weekend... Part II. Knott's Berry Farm Solution 2013-09-08 05:13:55 UTC
    5528
  15. Weekend, Part Triangle. Dreams, Journals, and Ponyville at last. 2013-11-02 08:46:24 UTC
    3767
  16. A Special Kind of Cupcake 2013-11-04 09:53:14 UTC
    2672
  17. Weekend! Part 4. Family Stories, and Forest Fiends 2013-11-15 13:50:12 UTC
    3027
  18. Weekend? Part POEE. Into the Everfree 2013-12-30 03:45:32 UTC
    3429
  19. Weekend- Episode Six. Team Chaos Strikes Back. 2014-03-25 12:12:14 UTC
    5626
  20. Weekend-Final Section. Sunday in Ponyville.... 2014-06-10 11:06:57 UTC
    4184
  21. Judgement of the Two Sisters 2014-07-16 09:32:57 UTC
    3039
  22. Journal of Discord's Travels 2014-08-16 10:06:20 UTC
    3847
  23. Back to the start. 2014-08-21 11:26:46 UTC
    2109
  24. The day that Canterlot went crazy. 2014-08-25 10:30:31 UTC
    2269
  25. You are the rock in my life. 2014-09-22 09:53:36 UTC
    1244
  26. Stella, The Foreign Exchange Worker. 2015-01-05 11:42:00 UTC
    3066
  27. Meanwhile... 2015-01-06 11:18:47 UTC
    3022
  28. Discord Needs a Class. 2015-09-15 04:16:34 UTC
    1926
  29. The Rockey Lemon Exploding Thing 2016-06-26 15:39:23 UTC
    3654
  30. Back Page Deadline. 2017-01-27 13:27:34 UTC
    3496
  31. Practical Chaos Pt.1 2020-06-29 05:13:06 UTC
    3598