Big Brother

Luna and Me

Two pony princesses in my house, government spooks, the president talking to me. All on a

Friday, so at this point in time I was confused and not sure what to make of any of it. But after

I woke up Luna busted in my room shouting you're awake best friend or something, and took me

with her magic into the living room. I was then finally given an explanation, so it was the whole

plan thing Celestia said on the news and I was selected and stuff. So I unfortunately was then

given a stern warning by the spooks and The president, using his exact words “his ass is riding

on this so take the offer” and a threat or at least I think it was a threat. They also said I would be

making my country proud and I would be rewarded,It almost made me forget why the hell they

were asking a sixteen year old kid to be an emissary or whatever to a race of ponies!

“Sooo, let me get this straight” I said fidgeting a bit, handcuffs were not very comfy,

“you want me, to babysit the Elements of Harmony?”

“and me!” Luna said interrupting me.

“that is correct” Celestia and the president said in unison,

“This is crazy I am highly unqualified for something like this!!”

The president did some hand motion and one of the spooks showed me a check,

“holy crap!!” I said looking at it, that much money for watching the ponies I could use that kind of

money....Don’t look at me like that, it’s not like you wouldn't want to get that much money,

“[son for the love of god please take the offer!!]” my dad said putting his hands together,

“{ yes please think of what we could use that money for}”

Not my parents, I couldn't really blame them. But dammit I have morals, or at least I think I

do...Well at this moment I do, and I really didn't like being forced on the spot.

“Does anyone care about my opinion”

Everyone just sort of stared at me,

“Well” Celestia said raising an eyebrow,

“Well...I don’t know!”

Everyone groaned,

“please take the job” Luna said putting her hooves on my shoulder making me face her, she tried

giving me puppy eyes but pony cuteness has little or no effect on me, now if she was smaller

and a chi-bi, then we'll talk.

“Okay,” I said awkwardly,felt like I had something in my noggin, you know how you watch

something and it stays with you no matter what, until you do forget about it, yeah it was like that

“really!!” Luna said joyfully

“no” I said keeping up with my manly persona,

“no” Luna said in a sad voice

“yes” I said very manly like, puffing out my chest

“yes!!” she said with her joyfulness

“yes” I said remaining my, manly stance

“Then it's settled, we'll give you the paperwork, Mr. and Ms. Kawa, your son will be taken for

inspection.”

“What!! I didn’t agree to this”

“well you just did” two of the agents took me by the arms,

“I have rights!!” I yelled as they carried me to the door

“you're sixteen, you technically don’t have that many” one of the agents that was holding me by

the arms said giving me a look.

“Really?”

“yeah sorry you have to wait until you're 18

“but isn’t this like underage drafting or something”

“nope”

“so much for the amendments or constitution” I said as we got out the door, with cameras on my

face, along

with reporters asking me questions. A black car made its way in front of my house and I was put

in the back.

Now I was pissed, angry, and scared, in a weird kind of mix of the three, I’m pretty sure I got my

rights violated along the line somewhere, but It’s not like I memorized practical law. Also why

was I being chosen, man I so confused. Alright I gotta pull myself together...I’m screwed aren't I?

Somewhere Secret:

So I was placed in some kind of interrogation room with a single light from the ceiling, reminded

me of 24, good show started watching it on Netflix, I’m on the third season. So I waited there for

like three hours, I’m usually a patient guy, unless it’s video games, waiting for no reason, or

other. I believe this fits into the last two, finally someone came, It was woman dressed like a

spook. Man big brother loves his suits don’t he, any-who she had brown

hair and looked like she was in her 30’s, she was also holding a bulky suitcase.

“I’m going to ask you a few questions” she said coldly putting the suitcase on the table, she

opened it taking out a file, she went over it for a minute before asking.

“How old are you?”

“16”

“Have you have had any military training?”

weird question, yes I am familiar with all Warsaw pact firearms including a bunch of other stuff in urban and wildlife survival, how do I know this? Well I have watch Macgyver, A-team, 24 and burn notice, so I’m pretty qualified.....What?

“No”

“It’ says your a black-belt in Tae-kwon-do, you any good?”

“Well....”

Just last week at practice:

Bob made a dramatic stance, with a pair of nun-chucks, before he did a back-flip falling his face, and trying to wave his weapon around.

“I’m decent”

“you also took fencing a while back but stopped after about a year and a half”

That's right I use to take fencing, I forgot most of the stuff though, in my defense blame zorro at

the time. I saw the movie and I wanted to learn fencing,

“also archery”

Green arrow faze, and I i think I might have shot someone elses tire out, so that kind of ended

that. But...But.. I did manage to become a decent enough shot to somehow not die of hunger on

a deserted island

“Yes”

“Have you taken any illegal drugs”

“No”

And this was how it went on for an hour the woman did leave halfway to give me a break though,

but once it was finally over they finally moved me out of the room and into a new one, they finally

took off my handcuffs.

During Bob’s integration:

“So what do you think”, Celestia said looking at Bob through a one sided window,

“he seems normal, got some weird hobbies though” the woman integrating bob said looking at

him walk up to the mirror. Bob began to straighten his hair and simply straighten him off,

“Weird?” Celestia said thoughtfully,

“Yeah archery, martial arts, fencing, playing Accordion”

“What’s an Accordion?”

just last year:

Bob dressed in a Polish polka outfit, with the feathered hat playing the accordion alongside

more band members while singing.

“We’ll he sure is interesting”

“I'll say” the female agent said watching bob perform a series of Michael jackson moves

including the moonwalk.

“Kid can dance though”

Celestia giggled looking at bob who had finished his dance number and now was now doing a

dirty Hairy impression.

“Don’t you agree Luna?” Celestia said turning to the right seeing no one was their, Luna?”

Back at Bob’s house:

Luna was searching Bob’s room, “let’s see what do you like best friend bob”

“Must have gone to the bathroom” Celestia said looking back at the agent,

“Do really want this kid?, I mean he seems like a nice guy
like a nice guy and all, but he doesn't seem like he’s

qualified.”

“Luna insisted we use him”

“Why him?”

“I don’t know, but she threw a rather large tantrum.”

“so you choose him because your sister threw a tantrum?” The female agent said giving celestia

a curious look.

“yes, yes I did”

Luna’s tantrum:

“But I want himmmm!!!” Luna sobbing while holding a Laptop with magic to Celestia's face showing her a

picture of Bob.

“Luna I understand you want him to be part of this project, but I think we could find someone

more qualified.” Celestia said moving the computer away with her hoof gently

“But Tia, he’s my best friend and he is so qualified,” Luna said turning her back pouting

Celestia smiled amused at her sister's antics, “how is is he qualified?”

“Well uhh” Luna said looking at the laptop, “He’s Polish and Like’s AC/DC” Luna turned around

smiling.

“How does that make him qualified?" Celestia said rubbing her head,

“Uhh it shows that he’s culturally refined in music and he’s bilingual, what else.”

“I understand but he’s young and and inexperienced,”

“so he'll get some experience and besides he would be considered and adult here”

“you know that it's different over there, and besides it would be his choice to begin with”

Luna sat down and look sadly at the floor with tears in her eyes, “You just want to undermine me

because I’m the younger sister, I get a human best friend and you won't let him be a part of this

project” Luna said finally said crying loudly,

Celestia Looked at her with disbelief, “Luna”

“WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!”

“Luna stop it”

“Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!”

Celestia sighed, “fine he can be a part of this,”

Luna stopped crying instantly, “Great, you won't regret it” Luna said racing off,

“This is going to end badly isn't it?” Celestia said asking herself

“That doesn't sound responsible” The agent said giving Celestia a look,

“I concur” Bob said stepping in the room holding some coffee in a cup,

“Bob” the agent and Celestia said together in unison,

“Hello” he said casually waving his hand.

“How did you get out?”

“Oh the janitor let me out” Bob said pointing at the room where he was being held, a janitor was

cleaning the table waving back.

“Dammit Johnson, this is what happened with that Russian spy” The agent said face palming herself,

“Hey wait that’s see through, you didn't see me do anything did you?”

the agent and Celestia looked at each other then at Bob, “No”

“That's good”

“Anyways where did you get that coffee”

“Oh this..”

“I’m telling you that its good show” two men in suits are talking next to a coffee dispenser,

“I understand but I don’t think it matches up to Game Of Thrones,” Bob slowly walks to the

machine and pours himself a cup.

“Hey Kid?”

“yeah”

“So me and my friend are having an argument, about which is better Breaking Bad or Game Of

Thrones”

“Game of Thrones” Bob said pointing at his T-shirt

“Aw come on” the other agent said shaking his head,

“I just think that is has more depth, but that doesn't mean I don’t like Breaking Bad”

“And then we talked about how 24 was good show...”

“Okay we get it” The agent said raising her hand for Bob to stop,

“So what is the next step?” Celestia said intervening

The agent took a breath before continuing, “Medical, come on follow me”

Bon nodded and began walking after the agent

“You know, you're handling this pretty well, I thought you might have broke by now”

Bob smiled awkwardly, “yeah...sure”

The Car Ride:

Bob was curled into a ball on the back seat crying,

“I don’t want to get charge for treason, be disgraced and lose my citizenship, and have

to move to Canada, although its really nice over there and I have relatives there,

alongside free health insurance...Whhaaaaaaawhahahwah” He went on like this for three hours...

Author's Note

Another Chapter, bit of a filler, I tried to make it funny hope you get a few laughs, maybe over did on the scene changing, but let me know what you guys think, I also will be updating my story summary might give you even more things to expect and lastly thanks for reading.