Is this Even Real?

by DoctorStrange

Your Joking Right?!

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You know what I just realized, this would make an awesome old spice commercial, think about it

Celestia and Luna would come in and meet some guy about some offer, secret service would

show up handcuff the guy, take out a computer and the president would be there, then the guy

would ask about the offer and the president would respond with “trying our new Old Spice soap”.

Come on that's a pretty good Idea, better write that down.....oh and well as to what was going on

well after being tied down by government spooks and meeting two princesses, alongside the

president, I began to panic, Luna said something about helping me calm down and it kinda went

blurry from there, I do remember something about ninja cabbages wanting to destroy the world

but I think that was a dream, oh well guess we'll never know.


Luna’s perspective:

This was an interesting turn of events, I finally got to meet him and now he was muttering

something about ninja cabbages taking over the world. He was panicking so I cast a spell to

calm his nerves, I think it might have been too strong because he drooling and barely awake.

“Luna, what did you do?” my sister said putting her hoof to her forehead

“I only wanted to calm him down, I guess I overdid it “ I said smiling sheepishly

“can someone take him to his room, while I talk to his parents and to Princess Celestia” the

president said entering the conversation, I knew this was a good chance to see his room, so I

had to take action

“I'll do it” I said grabbing him with my magic making him float in the air, while he seemed to call

for the assistance of a Doctor McNinja to help fight against the cabbages, I must have really hit

him with my spell really hard.

“May I ask where his room is?” I said turning to his parents

“right behind you” he said pointing to a door that had a sign that said warning bigger on the inside

with a box on the bottom.

“Thank you” I said hurrying and entering his room with him in tow, before someone could stop me.

When I entered his room I saw where his bed was and laid him on it, it was dark blue with white

pillows and the rest of his room was interesting. While messy he had a few posters on his walls,

a small library across from his bed containing many books, must be a avid reader, a desk with

papers and other nick knacks scattered around with a black laptop. All that remained was a tan

rug on the floor, a dresser and his closet.

This was not what i expected, I never knew how Robert or Bob, as he said looked like, I met him

on one of the computers given to us. I was looking about and I found him while researching about

human writings they called it fan-fiction if I recall correctly, some were disturbing to say the least.

But I started a conversation with him and we became friends and when Celly got this idea from

watching a show call “Real World” some show about a bunch of humans living together, so

she thought it would a good thing to try. Realizing this I talked to the nice men belonging to

a group titled MI-6 about locating him for me and some convincing of Celly and I managed

to get him to be part of the project. Well he still hasn't agreed but I’m sure he’ll agree to

me his cool and hip friend.


Luna’s Daydream

“wow Luna you're amazing, lets be friends forever” Bob said smiling while running alongside luna

in a field of daisies.

“You're also equally amazing , and of course we'll be best friends forever hahaha”

“Hahahahah”

“Its to bad you don’t have a friend like Bob” Luna said turning to her sister who just happened to

be here and more fatter (daydream mechanics, strange stuff).

“whawhawah why can't I be cool as you Luna, how come you always have to be cuter

smarter and way more intelligent than me, now I'm going to eat some cake to make

myself feel better” Celestia said running of crying with chocolate stains across her face

“Luna watch out Ninja Cabbages!” Bob said appearing without a shirt and a red bandanna around his head shooting a 50

cal machine gun shooting cabbages wielding nun-chucks

“What!!”


“Huh....needs some more work, and where did ninja cabbages come in?” I said thinking out loud.

“Ninja Cabbages, prepare to meet your maker” Bob said out in his delusional state,

I was feeling kind of bad my first human friend and I accidentally use my magic to drug him. It was

really hard to make friends after the nightmare moon incident and even after going to Ponyville

for nightmare night I still wasn't able to talk to other ponies. But when I went on the Internet no

one knew who I was, and these humans adored me this was a perfect time to make a friend after

all the internet is a nice polite place right?. But I was going to be the best possible friend he could

ever have and make up for putting him his current state!

I decided to take a quick look at his belongings, I was simply wondering what humans into, Bob

seemed to look like he was on top of the latest trends. Posters with AC/DC and Def Leppard put

on his wall, this was clearly the latest music. I took a quick peek at his book collections some of

the books were written in a different language, Polish if i remember reading Bob’s file a bit.

But they ranged from some rather large ones on history and a few others, to some smaller

ones like 20,000 leagues under a sea and Black Beauty, a book about a pony no less I would

have to check it out on a later date. Before I decided to leave Bob to sober up as it were, I wanted

to get a quick peek at his clothing, Rarity has been asking me about human clothing and I’m sure

Bob would not mind.

I took a look in his cabinet and examined his clothing, some pants and shirts with different

pictures and words written on them. before I closed the cabinet, I saw myself looking at one of the shirts.....it had me on it.....I

was speechless....I looked at the shirt closer it had the words Luna is best princess on it. This changed everything I was not

going to be his friend...I was going to be his best friend!!!

This showed he liked me, It was clear he had shown affection clearly for me the moment he set his eyes on me now I knew

he had to expect the offer, but his parents would have to agree as well some other government stuff, but still. I can't wait and

I think I know how to speed things up a bit, just you wait Bob your best-est friend Luna is going to help you out.

I said jumping around with joy, dropping his shirt on the ground, I should probably leave before

Celly wonders why I was gone for so long.


Bob’s perspective

“ahh man my head” I said opening my eyes “what the hell happened, the last thing I remember was Cabbage Ninjas..hahaha

such a silly dream” I said turning my head facing my desk and what I saw made my heart stop, a cabbage wearing a ninja

mask on my desk.

“WHAT THE HELL?!!”


Author's Note

Alright Folks another chapter, after getting some advice from Melrose The Mad (thank you, once more) I am trying to write

more form the point of view of the ponies. As always all comments help, if you favorite tell me why you like it and if you dislike

why you don't, I appreciate all comments and they help grow as a writer. Also I'm going to start editing more of my chapters

and I'm still looking for a proof reader so hopefully I can improve this story even more.

-cheers

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