Pony In The House!

Hey. What's up? Names Crystal. I'm a 15 year old Aussie livin' in a country town. I'm roughly 180cm tall and have long, shaggy brown hair with brown eyes.

Today I was just sitting in my room, minding my own business. Playing Borderlands 2 on my beloved PC (8GB RAM, i3 Processor and crappy graphics card). I had level 35 weapons that dealt a fuck ton of damage, so I was just playfully owning the smaller enemies in the first stage of the game.

I reached for my cup of Pepsi and brought it to my lips, but as I did a loud explosion rang through my ears, causing me to drop the cup onto my keyboard.

"Fuckin' hell!"

I quickly unplug my keyboard and rush outside to where the noise came from, I'll clean the keyboard later. I rush out to the backyard and look up. What I see shocked the hell outta me. A large explosion, by the looks of it, made of Rainbows. What the fuck?

I stood there staring at the anomaly for a few seconds, before noticing a fast, prismatic streak flying towards me. I jumped out of the way just as it hit the ground.

"Shit!"

I land on the ground with an audible *Thump* while the streak landed with an even louder crash. I slowly got up, my whole body aching like shit. I grunt as I rolled over and sat on the ground. In front of me was a cyan coloured pony with a rainbow mane...

What?

I stood to my full height, with great difficulty. My whole body was killing me, but I wanted to help this...thing. I don't know what it is or how it got here, but I want to help it.

I stumbled over to it and bent down, picking it up in my arms. I took notice of the mark on its arse. It was a rainbow coloured lightning bolt. No idea what relevance that meant to anything, but right now I wanted this thing to live. It was covered in bruises and cuts, and most likely had a few broken bones.

Questions come later.

I walk back into my house, surprised that no one else noticed the rainbow but me. I lay it....I have to stop calling it an "it". It looks to be female. How do I know this? I don't, I'm guessing by the shape of her body. So, I lay her on my bed and walk out of my room and to the cupboard near my room. I open it and pull out a first aid kit. I rush back into my room and put the kit on the bed, cracking it open.

~Half An Hour Later~

Good. I just finished cleaning my keyboard. I already patched up the pony. She had broken one of her wings. I have no idea why a pony had wings, I didn't care. All that mattered was that she was fine for now. I plugged my keyboard back in and sighed with relief. Glad to see all was well.

"Uggghhh....."

What. The. FUCK. Was that? I slowly turned around and saw the pony squirming around in my blanket. She must be waking up. She groaned and shot right up in a sitting position, taking in her surroundings to the best of her ability.

"Where...am I?"

HOLY FUCK WHAT IT TALKS.

She looked over to me as I stood up from my chair and walked over to her. She looked paralysed with fear and tried edging herself away from me. What? Am I really that ugly?

No time for jokes, moron.

I kneel down on the floor to the side of the bed and smiled warmly.

"Hey. My names Crystal. You kinda crash landed into my backyard."

She still looked tense. I sighed and stood up, walking back to my chair and waved a hand.

"Look, when you're ready to talk let me know."

I sat down in my chair and loaded up the Tekkit launcher, opening the Voltz modpack and logging in. My Minecraft name was CrystalHero97 in case you were wondering. Same with YouTube, crystalhero97. I load up the game and hear some shuffling around behind me. I craned my neck around and saw that she was getting out of the bed carefully. She landed on the floor and started looking around, taking in her surroundings.

"So, what's your name again?"

I flinched at the question, not used to hearing a pony talk.

"Crystal. You?"

She was now poking my T.V with a suspicious hoof.

"I'm Rainbow Dash."

Wow. So original.

"So, why aren't you afraid of me?"

She jumped back at the question.

"Why would I be?"

I shrugged and turned back to the screen.

"Well, I know that you're not from this world. And I bet that large explosion was a portal of some kind. And by your reaction from first seeing me, I'm willing to bet my kind aren't common where you're from."

I heard her laugh.

"Wow. You and Twilight would have amazing conversations. I'm not afraid right now because I saw that you had patched me up, so I figured if you helped me you wouldn't wanna hurt me."

I spin my chair around and saw that she had gotten back up on the bed.

"Alright, question time. How did you get here?

She seemed to have blushed nervously.

"I...kinda did a Super Sonic Rainboom and ended up here."

I stared at her like an idiot. What the hell was a Super Sonic Rainboom? Oh, must've been that massive explosion. I sighed and smiled.

"Alright. Right now you're in no shape to fly, so you can't do another one of those Rainboom thingies and go home. So right now, you're stuck."

Her blush disappeared and turned into a frown. I put a hand to her shoulder. She looked up at me with a sad look.

"Go back to bed and you'll be up and about again in no time."

She smiled and crawled back into the bed. I spun around in my chair and load up my Voltz world "Fall Of The Eleventh".

Yeah, I'm a Doctor Who fan.

"Wait a minute, where will you sleep?"

I waved a hand without turning around to look at her.

"My problem, not yours."

After a few seconds I soon heard loud snoring and looked behind me.

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding me.

She was snoring loudly and was already sleeping. WHAT!? It takes me an hour to sleep. Dafuck!?

I laughed and turned back to my screen, aiming to get my particle accelerator working.