Rarity's Lament

"Bazinga..." she whispered at the top of her breath, said Rarity. She was really now the true Horse of Horse mart. She had overtaken the empire from her dad, Bob Horsemart. Her excitement was truly the real stuff. Rarity looks around at her survey, and says "Now that's nice I love it. Dang the customers have been meme this day," she looked back up at her landlord and said, "I know right?" Anyway, I'm shutting her horse mMart down.

Rarity thinked back to how she owned Horse Mart now and said, Dang anyway, that was real simple to climb up the corporate ladder! I really enjoyed it, she thought. And then she was evicted and this was really the end of horse mart, what a sad shame anyways.