The Nerd entered the bathroom and chucked the game cartridge into the toilet bowl. "YEAH, TAKE THAT YOU GREY BOX OF FUCKED UP HORSE GENITALS!!!" He yelled at it. He then sat on the toilet and began to push hard out of his rear end. "UGGGH..... AHHHHHH!!!!" Brown liquid diarrhea splashed out onto the game and covered it. He began reaching for the handle, but then he realized something. "I almost forgot about that faggot fucking fartface!!! He can get some too!!!!" He said angrily to himself.

He stormed into the game room and grabbed the fake Discord's unconscious body. He dragged it by the legs and hurled it into the toilet. "Yeah, bye bye bullshit!" AVGN exclaimed, grinning. He pushed down the toilet handle and watched as the body and game went down into the sewers, never to be seen again. He stuck up his middle finger at the toilet, and walked out.

In the Game Room...

"It's one thing when I play a shitty game. But it's a whole fuckin' lot worse when it rips off a bunch of GOOD Nintendo games, and even sometimes a BAD one!!!!!" The Nerd yelled as he took a sip of beer.

"All in all, keep your hands off that game. You'll regret the shit out of it. The only game worse is...." The Nerd looks over at the cover of E.T. on the Atari 2600 and shivers. "Uhhhhh..... I don't wanna mention the dumpfest right now. Time to go play another shitty ass game," He said, concluding the review.

The screen ended with a Cinemassacre logo.

Author's Note

Well, that's the end! I know it was short, but it was fun to write. Hope you all enjoyed it!