The Nerd calmed down after a very violent rant and took a sip of beer. He looked at the TV in confusion. "The fuck!? Why are there so many turds flying across the screen at me?? You know what? I'm gonna do somethin' I should've done a long time ago. Let's pull out an issue of Nintendo Power and see what help it offers for this cockcaressing trash." He flipped through the pages until he found a page of information about the final level of the game. "So, apparently, you have to go through these magical teleporters or some shit, but before you do, it's reccomended that you grab the magic sceptor upgrade that you can find by using your waned to blow up 17 of these turd things. WHO THE HELL WOULD THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!!" He grabs the upgrade and enters a teleporter.

"So I got that piece of shit upgrade. When you get a piece of ASS, that's all good, but a piece of SHIT?!! Hell the fuck no. Anyway, after two rooms of the same shit, you come across an empty room full of laughing sound effects. Okay? No point to this shit right? So when you try to leave, some fucked up grey... dog.. appears? The name of it is apparently 'Discord' but... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?! IT HAS A BIRD CLAW, A BEAR CLAW OR SOMETHING, AND IT'S UGLY AS FUCK!!! IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRANKENSTEIN THAT CAME OUT OF MY ASS AS A CHILD IN ONE OF MY NIGHTMARES!!! " He yelled.

"My, my, dear Nintendo Nerd, there is no need for such ignorant language. I suppose I shall cause you some chaos, after what you did to my dear friend Fluttershy," Discord said, with a hint of anger in his voice. The Nerd growled at this.

AVGN took a look back into the Nintendo Power and it showed that you now had to activate the 'Elements of Harmony' power that you can use only once in the entire game. He pressed the B button after selecting the power in the pause menu and the mini-boss was turned to stone.

"YEAH!! NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER BITCH!! PLAYING WITH THE POWER OF ASSSS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"So after you leave the mini-boss room, the level changes up a bit. Now there's no more turds or whatever the fuck those are. Oh, wait, the Nintendo Power says those were shots of Chocolate Milk! Well, how the fuck was I supposed to know that?! It doesn't matter. All you do now is traverse through a hallway with some guards trying to knock you out. To kill them, just charge a magic shot and shoot it. They're pretty worthless. What Princess would choose to have such weak protectors? It's like she's just ASKING to die! Well if that's what she wants, I'll be sure to make sure she and her space invader sister get sent to the depths of Pony Hell where they can enjoy an eternity of the bullshit they caused."

Suddenly a guy in a Discord costume bursts through the door to the Game Room. "Well, hello there Nerd, how about I cause you a little chaos?"

AVGN gets up and walks over to Discord and slams him against a wall. How about I cause you some chaos, it's fresh from my ASSHOLE!!!" He takes a massive dump on Discord's face. "You should feel honored. The only other person to have been shit on by me was the great Bug Bunny. Fuck, was he an annoying playboy bunny." He went back to playing the game.

"Thank fuckin' god it's almost over. I want to implant this sorry excuse for entertainment up a unicorn's REAR END!!! Just a few more minutes." He finally ends up right before a massive door. "Move the fuck outta the way you Gay Guards, go have your homo sex somewhere else!!! Dammit, hurry the fuck up!!!" He finally opens the door and faces Celestia and the other Princess, Luna.

"So, you have arrived..." Celestia said calmly, with much sadness evident in her voice. "I can't believe you would do such things to my little ponies..."

"Yeah, shut the fuck up you ugly four legged buttmongril, and FIGHT!! Yeah, you too you blue moon whore, come get some!!"

"Sister, what shall we do...?" Luna asked.

"We've no choice but to fight, then banish him. Come, sister, let's do this together." Celestia replied. AVGN began to smirk and explain.

"So the fight here is hard as all hell. I mean, they fly at you and attack you when you can't even dodge!! What game fuckin' does that?!!? Their attacks do a fuckton of damage too, so don't expect to win on your first try. But there's a strategy. Just stand in place and wave your magic sceptor around while spamming moves. They're stupid enough to just fly into it!! AI in games can be fucking retarded, but this time around it goes beyond other games. The two jackasses eventually fall but not without one last desperation attack. The final attack is a douche, because this time your magic can't do jack shit!!! YOU HAVE TO BE SO PRECISE, THAT IF A SUPERSONIC CHEETAMAN RAN PAST YOU, YOU'D HAVE TO TAP IT WITH YOUR FINGER RIGHT ON IT'S NOSE WITHIN HALF A SECOND!!! IT'S. THAT. BAD. Finally, after it's all over, you have a credits sequence with a box of text. I don't give a titstwisting fuck about it though."

The text onscreen reads: 'And as the prophecy foretold, Equestria would fall by the hands of one gamer: the Angry Video Game Nerd. However, Equestria was not fallen forever, as once the game cartridge was removed from the console, everything would revert back to normal. Thank you for playing....

Lazy Biped Bitch... ~ Fluttershy's ghost.'

Author's Note

This isn't the end yet! He hasn't given the Nerd's seal of disapproval!