The Royal House of Chaos

by Super Pwny

Chapter 5: The Royal Wedding

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Luna woke up from her slumber with an unexplained energy; she had found herself ready to face the day’s challenges. Discord teleported in and that feeling sure changed to his dismay, he liked seeing Luna happy. Luna sighed when Discord came in, she asked in an annoyed tone “Discord what do you want? I just woke up.” He looked at her with a surprised look; he simultaneously looked at the ground. Discord saw ashes and a broken crown. Discord paid no mind to her question as he walked toward the broken crown; He picked it up and looked at it with an intense curiosity. Luna was a little frustrated with Discord, he completely ignored her question but she realized what he was looking was looking at.

Discord looked back at Luna as he walked toward her, he asked with a worried tone “Why is your crown all broken and bent?” Luna looked at Discord as she started to blush, she replied very embarrassed “Well Discord, I was very emotional last night and in my anger and sadness I destroyed a lot of my personal belongings.” Discord was a little surprised as he asked another question more curious than before “Luna do you regret breaking anything? I mean this is one of the few items you hold close to your heart.” Luna wanted to say she did regret it or that she did not mind destroying it, but she started to cry as she replied “Yes I do regret breaking my belongings, but nothing can bring them back now.”

Discord looked at the broken crown and he snapped his fingers, the crown started to retain its shine and color it also started to bend back into proper shape. When Luna opened her eyes she could not believe it, the crown was fixed! Luna was so happy, she could not contain herself as she pulled Discord into a kiss.

To say Discord was surprised was an understatement. Discord had never kissed Luna this way before but he wasn't one to complain, he started to grab her waist and Luna responded by wrapping her forelegs around his neck. Luna started to wrap her back legs on his back but Discord had pulled her up and he carried her to the bed. The logical half of Luna's mind screamed at her to get the buck off of Discord and storm out, while the other half didn't give a single buck for logic and wanted to enjoy this for as long as possible.

Discord pulled his head away for air, a tiny strand of saliva connected Luna’s and Discord mouth but after a few breaths Discord kissed her again this time wrapping his tongue around hers. Luna moaned in appreciation and felt something press up against her belly.

Discord was hard as a rock but he had not done anything yet, out of respect for Luna. Luna herself was well past ready and was about to ask Discord to push in when somepony walked through the door. Cadence unfortunately did not know that Discord was loose, in fact that was the exact reason she was in Canterlot, Celestia had needed to tell her and Shining Armor something important. Cadence was planning on saying hello to Luna before she went to go see Celestia. Cadence did not even have to look, normally she would have sensed two people making love but Canterlot was shielded so that no pony could detect anything.

Discord had been caught but Cadence did not know it was him; Cadence had already closed her eyes and covered them with her hoof. Cadence blushed as she spoke “Sorry Luna I did not know you had company.” Luna of course had tried to play this off smoothly as she replied “Its fine Cadence, you did not know.” Discord of course saw this as his window of opportunity to introduce himself, he had never met Cadence in person and what would make a better first impression than a joke? Discord snickered “Oh Luna you did not say you would invite a friend to join us!” If looks could kill then Discord would explode with the glare that Luna gave him.

Cadence yelled “How dare you incite something like that, I will let you know I am a married mare!” She opened her eyes to see that Discord in bed with Luna, Cadence lunged at Discord with her horn covered in pink aura signifying she was ready to attack. Discord of course allowed himself to grabbed by Cadence, he simply laughed like nothing happened and he continued to joke “Oh Cadence like’s it rough? I would have never thought.” Cadence only got angrier as she was only a second away from blasting him with her magic but Luna stopped her. Cadence was more confused than ever as she proclaimed “Luna!? What are you doing? That’s Discord, the god of chaos.”

Luna was a little upset that she was interrupted by Cadence but she kept calm as she replied “I know who Discord is Cadence but you should know that I am his fiancée. I am also the queen of chaos now, I think thats my title right?” Discord looked up at her and nodded, Discord then told Cadence with a smirk on his face “Celestia called you here because you’re going to be one of the bride’s mares to Luna.” Cadence processed this and then ran to Celestia’s quarters to get answers. Discord looked at Luna as he said “Well I need to go and make sure that the wedding plan is going as expected, bye honey.” Discord kissed Luna on the cheek and teleported to Ponyville.

Two months later

Everything was set, the tables, the altar and the ponies but not a lot of ponies were invited anyway. In fact the only ponies that had been invited were Celestia, all of the elements of harmony, Cadence, Shining Armor and Nightmare Moon. Nightmare was the only pony there who was actually happy for Discord and as such had prepared all of the transportation to Discords new kingdom where the wedding party would actually take place. Unfortunately Pinkie Pie did not plan the party because to her this was not something to be celebrated.

Discord could not have Nightmare as his best stallion because she was a mare, so he told shining to be his best stallion and reluctantly he accepted after Luna convinced him. This was the moment, the moment Discord had waited for his entire life, ever since he was a child ponies always told him that no one would ever love him because he was a freak. Discord however did not ponder on those memories very long; instead he looked to the future.

Rarity was upset, she had been so busy planning the wedding that she did not have any time make any dresses. The wedding bells chimed and everyone had a look of horror on their face as Luna walked down the aisle and even the flower girls were dumping the flowers on the ground uneventfully, Discord smiled as he looked into the crowd, they all looked scared and sad especially Cadence. Cadence was crying her heart out. Cadence never thought that at a wedding, the symbol of ultimate love would be used for this. The wedding was beautiful though, Rarity did a wonderful job. The table’s were laced with white thread with picture’s of

flowers on them. Luna had a black wedding gown similar to Twilight’s dress but Luna’s dress had more stars. Luna finally reached the altar with a dreadful attitude, Luna thought that her wedding would be special and to her special some pony. Discord of course than spoke more happy than ever “Luna you look beautiful.” His voice was venomous as he continued to speak “Priest! I want you to skip to the last part.”

Celestia was next to Luna as she heard Discord; she looked at the priest as he agreed with him. No doubt the Priest wanted to get out of there as soon as possible, still Celestia wanted Luna to be free of Discord as long as possible. Discord snapped as the rings appeared in his hand, he had pulled out some index cards. Luna was surprised, she did not prepare anything. Discord had tears of joy in his eyes and so did Nightmare, unlike any pony else because they had all been sad Discord did this to Luna.

He put the wedding ring on his finger and her wedding ring on her horn, he leaned in to kiss her but he stopped to tell Luna something. Discord’s tears started to fall as he spoke “Luna, I am going to show you why I am so chaotic.” Celestia over heard this as she jumped at him with vigor, knowing if any pony truly knew why he was chaotic they would take his side.

Then Discord snapped his fingers.


Author's Note

Well the make or break moment is coming soon, Discords transition from temporary antagonist will go to permanent protagonist in the next chapter.

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