The Royal House of Chaos

Discord and Luna teleported to the royal gardens. Luna asked Discord “What just happened!? As soon as you told me that you’re going to show me why you’re so chaotic Celestia freaked out.” Discord smirked as he kept snapping his fingers, Luna looked at him curiously and said “What you are doing?”

Discord’s smirk grew into a smile as he replied very happily “Well Lulu, Celestia knows that originally she was the bad guy but that she hid the truth. Well I guess we all fall someday right?” Luna of course wanted to hit him but she kept listening as he continued he sentence “Time to reveal the truth behind chaos.”

30 Thousand years ago.

Discord was on his way to school, ancient Canterlot was beautiful. The streets were white as snow and the houses filled with life, ponies lined the sidewalks and every one of them was dressed with amazing style and class. The streets started to clear leaving young Discord to walk the sidewalk alone. Discord was mildly annoyed by this but at least no one was in his way now. Discord preferred to teleport but unfortunately it wasn't the most subtle way to travel and magic use was only allowed in a pony's home or business, so he had to walk.

Discord was crossing the street when a carriage almost ran him over, he teleported out of the way of course but the carriage crashed. Discord teleported to the crash to see if any pony had been hurt but who was in the carriage surprised him, a very young princess Celestia was in the carriage and she had been knocked out during the crash. A little trickle of blood went Celestia face, seeing that the princess was injured Discord picked up Celestia and teleported to the nearest hospital.

It was one of the biggest mistakes of his life, considering his race. When he got to the hospital he ran in asking for a doctor and as soon as he gave Celestia to the doctors he was tackled into the ground by one of the guards. They had assumed that he was a monster and took him out of the hospital but as soon as he started speaking they got of his case “What are you doing to me? Get off of me guard!” The guards looked at him in surprise not expecting him to speak; considering the creature was sentient the lazy guards let him go.

Discord shrugged it off and went back into hospital, and not to his surprise a lot of ponies in the waiting room got up and left when he came in. Discord walked up to the reception desk and asked the receptionist “I came in with a injured pony just a minute ago, she had a pink mane and a sun as her cutie mark, I would like to see the room she is in please.” Considering she just saw that the “monster” brought the poor pony in, she cut him some slack and told him the room number but she also paged the doctor to tell him about the Draconequus.

Soon the doctor came to the reception desk, the doctor trembled when he saw Discord and was unsure of how to react to the beast until it spoke “Doctor I would like to see the pony I brought in please.” The doctor decided not to argue with the creature and brought it to the patient’s room.

Celestia was inside and she had already informed the hospital of who she was and how to contact her father. Discord knocked on Celestia's door. "Come in," Celestia said. When Discord entered Celestia gasped for she had never seen a creature like him. Normally if she had looked at creature like him she would say it belonged in a cage but since he did save her, she had found him very attractive. Discord decided to be polite and introduce himself “Hello my name is Discord and if I may be entitled to know your name, what is it?”

Celestia looked at him and she seriously thought he was joking but realized that his species would know little to nothing about her she replied “I am Celestia. I just wanted to thank you for bringing me to the hospital, although I would have been alright it was still a nice thing to do.” Discord could never understand why ponies insisted on using healing spells when the body can already heal itself. Discord did not mind however and he just looked at her trying to understand what made her so confident, Celestia decided to break the silence and ask “Hey Discord how old are you?” Celestia was trying to hide her attraction and play hard to get but she was a little shaken up so her voice cracked.

Discord was clueless, to his misfortune, so he replied “I am 17 years old, how old are you?” Celestia was glad he was not a too old and she was very happy as she replied “I am 17 as well, that’s very lucky coincidence don’t you think?” Discord was confused to what she was implying so he just agreed

(That poor bastard)

Celestia was became very happy when she heard him agree, not knowing he was just being nice, she continued to advance. Being the lady that Celestia was she would never ask a stallion on a date but she could however get him to ask, Celestia decided to use the carriage crash as a advantage as she spoke “Discord this crash has left me a bit shaken up and I have been feeling a little anxious.” Discord fell into her trap a when he replied “I would shaken up if I was in a accident, I could visit you later if you want?” Celestia gave herself a mental high five as she maintained her aloofness. Celestia put on her poker face as she replied “I would like that a lot Discord, thank you.”

Discord looked at Celestia and he wondered why she was smiling, he did not want to get caught staring so he looked around the room but when his eyes fell upon a clock he saw the he was late for school. Discord got up slowly and told Celestia “I have to go, I am late for school.” Celestia looked back at Discord and asked “What school do you go to?” Discord looked at her and told her hesitantly

“I go to Canterlot High. You know what? Why don’t I meet you there after school?” Celestia smiled as she replied “Definitely, I will meet you then. Bye Discord, see you around 4:00.” Discord teleported himself to his school and he walked down the hall and he spoke to himself “I hate being tardy ugh! Everyone always looks down at me.” Discord walked into the class room, the students just looked at him, every single pony expected him to be late and so did the teacher.
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DISCORD! Yelled Celestia, Discord and Luna had been scared to death. Celestia was glad she had finally found him, she formed a smile on her face as she spoke “Discord no pony can ever know your tale!” Discord of course glared at Celestia with anger as he replied “You just say that because you know I am right! You BITCH!” Luna hoofed him in the shoulder when she heard him say that. Discord summoned a magic shield when he saw Celestia’s horn glow, dozens of magical beams shot at Discords shield.

Discord looked at Luna as he told her “Luna I can’t hold this shield much longer and Celestia does not look to happy so it’s time to go.” Luna hit Discord again, this time he paid her no heed and he snapped his fingers a second time and they found themselves at Discord’s castle. Luna and Discord were standing in the throne room, Discord walked to his throne and he motioned his hand to a second throne next to his.

Luna went to sit down; she fell into her seat tired from all the emotional stress she went through when Celestia attacked Discord. Discord coughed to catch Luna’s attention, hearing this she turned her head to face Discord.

“Now Luna where was I?”