Chapter 7: The Truth Behind Chaos Part 2

Discord continued telling his story to Luna but before he was about to start Luna asked him a question “Discord you can’t be serious, Celestia has never been attracted to anyone. Least of all you!” Discord smirked as he replied “Luna, the reason she was never attracted to any pony was because of what she did to me, she felt very guilty. Now Luna I need to continue my story.”

30 thousand years ago

The school bell rang and all of the students ran out the door, except Discord he teleported to the outside of his school, normally he would walk out with everypony else but today he was waiting for Celestia, she was a pony he just met. Discord was a little curious about why she had a horn and wings, most ponies have one or the other. Discord did not care though; he could see Celestia’s head sticking out of a carriage and her hoof was waving to him. The carriage landed on the grass near Discord, Celestia walked out and greeted him

“Hey Discord! I was wondering where you want to hang out?” Discord had not thought about this but he responded very quickly when he thought of a place to go “I was thinking we could get something to eat at pony Joe’s donut shop. Hey Celestia I was wondering why your guards have not stopped me from seeing you?” Celestia was not surprised by his question but she answered him with another question “Well if you were my guard would you think that some pony that saved my life is dangerous?”

Discord’s face grew a smile as he replied “No I would not. It’s good that I won’t be tackled by your guards.” He said with a small chuckle, Celestia responded with a small giggle “Alright then Discord, it sounds very fancy.” Celestia kept a small smile on her face, while Discord’s face became apologetic as he spoke again “Sorry Celestia it’s just that I can’t afford any place really expensive but pony Joe’s makes the best donuts in Canterlot.”

Celestia was a little surprised by his apology, most of the colts her father set her up with were take charge and take no back talk types. Celestia replied happily “Oh its fine Discord, I don’t like eating at fancy places any way.” She lied but she had never been to a donut shop, Celestia ate more refined desserts but this could be a good change of pace.

Discord and Celestia got in the carriage as Celestia ordered the guards to take them to pony Joe’s. Celestia thought that this could be the time that she could start some small talk “So Discord can you tell me about yourself, I did not get to learn a lot about you.” Discord was happy she broke the silence and a smile crept up on his face as he replied “Well I am a Draconequus, I love sweets, I am very organized, I like to try and be nice to others despite how they treat me and I really like to collect books. I prefer to use my magic instead of physical ability because well I prefer a headache over exhaustion.

What about you though?” Celestia giggled when he said “I prefer a headache over exhaustion.” In fact her giggle turned into a laugh and Discord caught her laughter so he started to laugh as well. Celestia kept laughing but she replied “Discord I am the same way, my father tells me I should learn how fly but I prefer to focus on using my horn.

Anyways back to the subject, I am princess Celestia. I like to collect books as well. I also like to research how to make better infrastructure for Canterlot.” Discord’s jaw dropped as he scrambled to try and reply “You’re the princess? The princess of Canterlot?!” Celestia was a little surprised herself, she thought it was weird Discord did not treat her like royalty but considering he did not know. Celestia started to speak

“I hope you don’t treat me any differently Discord I really like the way that you do.” Celestia said this seductively as she moved in for a kiss; Discord did not know what was happening so he backed he leaned back but Celestia was relentless and she jumped on him.

Celestia’s lips met Discord’s, she felt more alive than ever and was glad she just went for it but Discord finally realized why she had taken so much interest in him, she liked him! Celestia pulled her lips away to breath, Discord was glad he could breathe again but not for long because she started to make out with him. Celestia tongue went into his mouth and wrapped around Discord, he had never been more uncomfortable when she did that but he did not want to hurt her feelings so he started to kiss back.

(That poor bastard)

Celestia’s head was pulled back when the carriage stopped and Discord panicked because he heard the guard walking to open the door, Discord shoved the door open and as said out of breath “L-lad-ladies first.”

Celestia walked out of the carriage but not before she winked her right eye at him, Discord wanted to disappear and never be found again, he had almost been caught kissing the princess! Discord had no idea what kind of punishment you could he get for kissing the princess but he had to be careful so no one would catch him.

Discord was unbelievably nervous now but he had to act normal but this act was almost destroyed when Celestia started to sway her flank at him, Discord all most fell and he was just glad she was a little subtle about it. Discord closed the carriage when Celestia told the guards “Stay with the carriage both of you, me and Discord would like some privacy.” Both guards nodded and said “Yes Princess!” Discord gulped, he was unsure what Celestia meant by that but they were in public so they could not do anything to bad.

(That poor fucking bastard.)

Discord opened the door for Celestia and she walked into him and rubbed her flank against him as she walked in. Discord gulped loudly as he went to find a seat, he walked to the seat that was closest to the door and he motioned his hand to Celestia to call her over. Celestia walked over and sat down; she pulled the menu over to her and started to peruse it. Discord sat next to Celestia and he started to think of questions why she was interested in him “Celestia I would like to know why you are so interested in me?”

Discord tried to sound nice and polite but he was very nervous, Discord was almost afraid to ask Celestia but he needed to know; Celestia grew a smile when Discord asked her that. Celestia had been waiting for him to ask and she replied very quickly “Well Discord when you brought me to the hospital you had been polite and not because I was the princess, most suitors of mine were also brash and arrogant, you are timid and nice.

You had been polite and shown that you cared; I mean if my father was there he would have taken me home and told me to walk it off but you took me to the hospital. In short Discord, you have cared for me more than most of my family members. That’s why I like you.” Discord of course was falling apart inside because she was telling the truth; his personality had done this to him. Discord was quick to reply though “Thank you for explaining that Celestia but this is our first date I guess and you have already made out with me I am trying to sa-“ Celestia cut him off as she put her right foreleg around his shoulder and spoke with a seductive whisper “We could do more than make out you know.”

Discord’s eyes shot open and he tried to speak but no words came out, he watched her cast a spell and he was wondering what happened when Celestia started to speak “Discord I just cast a time spell, everything should stop around us and I cast a invisibility spell so no one can see us,you know.” She giggled just a little when she said those last words, Discord’s heart was racing, he did not want to hurt her feelings but he did not like her. Celestia’s head got closer to his but he stopped her with his arms as he said with a cautionary tone “Celestia you are a very pretty mare but I-“ Celestia got the message and she pulled away and grew a frown then she got angry as she replied “Discord! Whats wrong? Am I to forward or is it because I am princess?!”

Discord did not want to anger Celestia further so he replied very quickly “Celestia it’s not that, it’s just that I am not attracted to you. I mean you are very beautiful but-“ Celestia pulled Discord into a kiss and Discord was not very happy but she pulled away and started to speak “Discord even you just admitted that I am beautiful, why does not work for you?!” Discord could not get angry even though he was about to explode he stopped himself as he replied “Celestia you are the princess and I am a Draconequus, we aren’t even the same species how do you expect me to react? I am sure that you are extremely beautiful by pony standards but I am just not attracted.”

Celestia was even angrier now as she replied “That’s it, you just not attracted to me! That’s so bucking shallow!” Discord got a little angry when she said that so he replied very quickly “Celestia I am not shallow, you have a very nice personality and I can see other Draconeqi liking you but I don’t know why I am not attracted to you, hell I should be attracted but I am just not!” Celestia was a little less angry but she decided that maybe she could change his mind

“Discord maybe you are just missing something. Perhaps if you explain what you do like about me you can find what you don’t like.” Celestia knew that if she could get him to say what he liked about her she could take advantage of that. Discord was a little relieved that she was not so angry but he was still in trouble he could feel it but he went along with what she was saying. Discord started to speak hesitantly “Well… Um…. Your mane is nice, you have a nice personality, you eyes are pretty and your voice is very soothing I guess.” Celestia now had a mental check list to follow, Celestia started to speak in a very seductive tone “Discord I really wanted to apologize for being so forward.”

When Celesita finished her sentence she leaned against Discords chest and looked up at him, she also put her mane in his hands as she started to speak again “I did not know that you were not attracted to me. I would just like to ask what you don’t like about me.” Discord could not find the words; in fact he could not speak. Discord tried to move his mouth to speak but Celestia put her hoof to his lips and said “You did not answer meaning that you have no reason not to like me and all those reasons you told me before to like me.”

Discord’s eyes were widened, he was scared, he did not know what to do. Discord then took her hoof from his face when he replied nervously “Celes- Cel- Celestia I can’t. I just don’t like you, I am sorry. Celestia you’re a princess please don’t act like this.” Celestia was getting frustrated as she thought to herself “What is wrong with him, I am the goddamn princess. Stallions line up in the streets for me! Whatever, I can still fix this; in fact I will use his politeness against him.” Celestia started to make her lip quiver and she used her magic to make her eyes water, Celestia gave her best rejected impression as she said “Wh-w-Why? Why don’t you like me?”

Discord of course fell for her act like a brick wall.

Discord started to feel very guilty when he saw Celestia starting to cry, he tried to say he was sorry but instead he said “Celestia I don’t know what I was thinking. Please let me make it up to you.” Discord then realized what he said, Discord started to panic in his head as he thought “No! No, damn it! I just dug myself deeper into this hole, SHIT!”

Celesita smiled when her plan worked, she pulled Discord closer with her hoofs and wrapped them around him. Celestia started to whisper into Discords ear “Thank you, please kiss me now.” Discord’s face was that of suffering but he did not want to make her feel bad, he did not want a relationship with her either. So Discord did what any pony would do in his situation, he jumped away and told her very carefully

“I am very sorry but-“ Celestia had enough of his opinion and she grabbed him and kissed him. Discord was trying to escape but Celestia held him in place with her magic. Celesita pulled her head back and broke the kiss and she started to speak “Look Discord I like you but you do not like me, I can fix that. Celestias eyes started to swirl and she started speaking in a very serious tone. Discord recognized this as a hypnotizing spell but he could not look away because Celestia was holding his head towards her with magic, so he closed his eyes. Celestia started to use her magic to open his eyes; it was working but very slowly. Celestia finally got his eyes open and she started to speak

“Discord you are in love with me, you will do anything for me, you will not question me and you will never get hurt me in anyway. Do you understand Discord?" Some would think what Celestia was doing was over kill but she did not care and she had enough of his resistance. Discord started to turn grey as he replied “Yes my love.”
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“Wait just a second! You are telling me that Celestia hypnotized you to love her, that’s it! That’s why you hate her!” Luna said. Discord scowled as he replied “No my dear Lulu that is not why but I am getting to that part soon.” Luna looked at him impatiently as she started to yell “Discord! I do not have time for this; just tell me what she did to you.” Discord’s scowl got even worse when he heard that but he complied

“Well Luna, Celestia killed my family.”