What happens next?

~Well I guess I do have to get used to the place.~

You look around, and spot a pile a black soot behind you. It was on the position you landed on. As you walk over to the pile of trash, something makes a crunch sound as you step on it. You look down at your feet, and look at the object you stepped on. It was your alarm clock, destroyed and half pulverized. You then realize that the pile of rubbish are your things (or at least were).

-Huh, looks like anything sucked into the portal was disintegrated.-

You stare at the ash, trying to find at least one thing that wasn't destroyed. No such luck. Everything single thing was either ash, or snapped in half. You decide that this wasn't going to be much use to you anymore. So you walk away from both the pile, and the tree.

You recognize nothing as you walk through the road.

~None of this seems familiar. Are you sure this is Ponville?~

-I didn't say this was Ponyville. I said this was Equestria. For all I know, we could be in Manehatten.-

You keep walking and reach a familiar sight. A big house that looks to be made up of sugary delights. Coated with frosting, as if the building itself was a pastry.

~This has to be Ponyville. If I'm correct, this is SugarCube Corner.~

-How could you be so sure? This might be some bakery in Manehatten that just happens to look like SugarCube Corner.-

You stare at the building for a while before walking of again. A couple minutes walking, and you yawn.

-Oh come on! You can't be sleepy! You just woke up!-

~I can't help it. I'm just sleepy.-

Suddenly a bright light shines on your face. The warm light blinds you for a couple seconds. Then you see that the sun is coming up.

-Well that was quick. The princess does her job very well.-

As the sunlight bathes the little town, you here yawns and the sounds of chirping birds waking the ponies up. You start walking back to the tree, because that is where you started.

When you arrive, you are about to knock on the door, when it opens itself. A little purple dragon opens it. This must be Spike, any chubby little lizard around this area would be Spike.

~This is absolutely one hundred percent Ponyville. No other place would have him.~

-Touché-

The little reptile takes a quick look at you, obviously surprise by your appearance.

"Uh hey! My name is Mi-" You are interrupted by the loud scream Spike made. He shut the door on your face, and you could hear his rapid footsteps running away from it.

-Wow. You're so ugly, you scared him away.-

~What was that all about?~

"Spike calm down. I'm sure there a logical explanation for whatever you saw." You heard the obvious Twilight say.

The door opens, and you are face-to-face with Twilight. You want to squeal with delight that you have just seen Twilight in reality.

"Sorry about tha-" she paused when she saw what your were. Her mouth hung open, and she pulled her head back as if frightened by you. An awkward silence ensues for a cool minute.

"Um. Hi? My name is Michael. I am lost." You try to start the conversation with the bookworm, Twilight Sparkle.

"Wh- What are you?" She asks, now obviously nervous.

"Oh. I'm a human. I... Uh."

-Was randomly teleported here by a robot who tried killing me, but I awesomely fought him! Now I'm here because before he died, he activated a portal here! So I blindly walked through it!-

~No! That's stupid. She won't buy it.~

-You try coming up with an excuse.-

"I uh... Don't know how I got here." You say to her.

-Brilliant excuse. I would have never thought of it myself.-

"Excuse me a moment." Twilight then gently closes the door. You can hear the conversation between Twilight and Spike.

"You didn't tell me it was a new creature!" The muffled scolding of Twilight emits from the other side of the door.

"I tried telling you, but you wouldn't listen!"

"I need you to get the others. This creature could be dangerous. I'll try to keep it calm meanwhile you get them."

"No way! I'm not going out there! It might eat me!"

-Isn't it awkward listening to other people's, or in this case, pony's conversations?-

"Please Spike. It's either that, or risk the creature getting loose."

"Ok fine, but your going to have to distract it."

"Fine"

Suddenly, the door opens again. Twilight looks at you, with a frightened expression.

"Uh... W- would you like to come in?" She asks nervously.

"Sure. I'll come in." You accept the invitation, and crouch to walk inside. Twilight closes the door after the both of you walk in. She offers you a seat, and you take it. She also sits on a stool with a pillow on it across from you.

You here the door reopen and close again. You can tell it was Spike, leaving for the others. The awkward silence returns, as Twilight just stares at you, marking your every move.

~Now what? She's just sitting there, not saying a word!~

-What are you asking me for?-

~You're my sub-conscience! You're supposed to be giving me advice on things!~

-Well. I don't know, start a conversation with her.-

~How?~

-How about her name?-

"So uh. What's your name?" You ask, taking the advice I gave you.

"I am- I am Twilight Sparkle." She says, still nervous about you.

"Oh ok." You say.

Another awkward silence comes in once more.

-Jesus man! Do you know anything about continuing a conversation?-

~I can't help it. I don't want to scare her anymore than she actually is.~

-She isn't Fluttershy dude.-

~I know that, but she thinks I can eat her.~

-No. That would be Spike. I'm pretty sure she is over there thinking about how you can contribute to science with you.-

~What do you want me to do?~

-I don't know! I just hate silence. I don't like it when things aren't doing anything. I am a very impatient person.-

~Well...~