The Extremely Random and Horny "Short" Story That I Decided to Write (Let's Blame Discord!)

Hoity Toity trotted into Rarity's store, The Carousel Boutique, looking among the clothes that littered the floor and hung on the metal racks.  He tilted his head to one side, trying to keep his outrageously white and pale blue wig on his head.  What's that I hear?  Nails? he thought, moving a hoof delicately underneath his chin as he glanced about the room - though if he were honest, he'd admit that he could barely see where he was going with the huge sunglasses that were perched upon his nose.

Claws dug into his back.

He screamed like a filly, roughly bucking Opalescence off of his back.  "Why, you naughty kitty!" he exclaimed, looking down at the mass of hissing fur, laying directly in front of him.

Opalescence swiped an unsheathed paw through the air, hissing in his general direction as her coat puffed up to twice its original size.  She calmed down when she recognized Hoity Toity, though, and smiled at him before quickly racing over and gently batting his long hair with her paws.

Hoity suddenly stopped moving.  As he tilted his head, his wig fell off.  His eyes widened, and his pupils dilated.  A shocked look could clearly be seen on his face as he tilted his glasses down.

Once he'd gotten over his initial shock, a smile pulled at the edges of his lips.  "Why...you've been a very naughty kitty.  A naughty kitty indeed!"  he cried, smiling with an insane look upon his face as he leapt upon the furry ball of fluff.  His sunglasses soared through the air and cracked upon impact with the floor.  His navy blue eyes looked down at the cat pinned underneath his hooves - his gaze unwavering and filled with lust.  Nopony had really asked him what his sexual fetish was, and it just happened to be...furry cats.  Extremely furry cats.  White and purple (particularly the darker shades) combinations were another one of his sexual fetishes - but that's a completely different story.

Opalescence writhed under the larger pony's hooves.  She tried to scratch and bite him, but he held her still.  She meowed in annoyance, thinking, Great.  Now I have to take a bath.  Or maybe it's worse than that...maybe I have to go the vet!  NOOOO!  She broke out in another round of writhing and yowling.

Hoity rolled his lavender eyes.  "Don't you worry, you naughty kitty.  I won't hurt you.  In fact, I think you'll enjoy what I have for you."  He smiled, glancing down to a part that was located in-between his back legs.

Opalescence glanced down at Hoity's rock-hard erection, shrugged her tiny shoulders, and looked back up with a "So what?  Nothing special down there," look on her perturbed face.

Hoity simply smiled as he lined up his dick with Opalescence's slit.  He thrust into her without any warning.

Opal yowled and thrashed about, finally wrenching one paw free and slashing at the hooves of her rapist.

"Oh...no...you don't, silly....kitty...." he muttered as he pinned her to the floor once more, still continuing to thrust in and out of her repeatedly, picking up the pace in seconds.  "You....will....enjoy this....as much as I....am...."

Opal continued to writhe, and suddenly, she blacked out.

Hoity continued his thrusting, eventually coming to a climax.  Even though Opal was unconscious, she climaxed at the same time.  Hoity's screams filled the room as he pumped semen into Opal; he eventually pulled out and his cum sprayed everywhere, dirtying Rarity's stylish ensembles.  He sighed and licked the juices off of all four of his appendages.  "Mmhm, such a good kitty you were.  I might have to come back and do that again later."

Rarity trotted into her shop, humming a tune not very different from "YMCA" as she set down her grocery bags.  "Sweetie Belle?" she called out in a sing-song voice, still happily humming as she made her way to the kitchen.  "I finished shopping!  Be a dear and come down for dinner, all right?"  After rinsing the vegetables, she realized she'd forgotten something.  "And don't forget to wash your hooves this time!" she shrieked back, quickly getting back to cooking dinner.

Opalescence wobbily walked into the room.  She was swaying heavily on her paws.  Rarity turned and cast a wary glance at Opal.

"What's wrong now?" she whined.  "I was having such a good day.  Are you being dramatic, Opal?  Or...or is there something really wrong with you?  Opal?" she said, abandoning her cooking and getting as close to Opal as she dared.  "Opal, my sweet dear kitty, what has happened to you?!" she cried out, looking at Hoity's mess still embedded in her fur.  "We must get you to Fluttershy's right away!" she grabbed up Opal with her magic and practically raced out of the house.  She paused only long enough to yell back, "Sweetie!  Watch the stove!  I'm going to Fluttershy's!  There's something wrong with Opal! I'll be right back!"  And with that, she raced off to Fluttershy's cottage.

But Sweetie Belle wasn't home.  She was at the CMC's clubhouse with her two fellow Cutie Mark Crusaders.

Rarity's home burst into flames, and later burned to the ground.