I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this…I seriously don't. I'm not on drugs, and I don't drink…I don't have a clue what possessed me to write such a stupid story…oh, yeah. Discord did.

These are all crack pairings, I swear! I don't take ANY of them seriously, nor will I ever ship them. These are seriously some of the more wacked-out pairings I've ever written about; and I seriously just picked two characters at random and decided to put together in a sticky situation.

Enjoy the chaos, everypony!

(Any chapters with pictures in them have the credits for the pictures at the bottom; and yes, at some points in the story the pictures did influence what I wrote, but they weren't extremely influential.)

WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS CRACK AND JOKE SHIPPING, DISCORDED PONIES, DISCORD WREAKING HAVOC, A HOUSE BURNING TO THE GROUND, AND MULTIPLE TYPES OF SEX. THIS STORY IS FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE.