The Rarijack Prompt Collab

"Gimme it."

"Wait..."

"Rares. Gimme."

"Weren't you ever taught manners as a foal? Perhaps please rings a bell?"

"Jus' gimme the dang directions!"

"No, no, don't worry, darling, I'm positively sure that we have to go, erm," Rarity stole a glance at the map and frowned, only before pointing a snow white hoof down a random path. "That direction is South, is it not?"

Applejack wanted to facehoof, but instead let out a frustrated sigh, snatching the piece of parchment from her marefriend. "Ah reckon first we oughta figure out where we are." Her emerald eyes scanned over the map quickly and her eyebrows knit. "Rarity?"

"Yes?"

"Y'all brang th' wrong map." the blonde cowpony deadpanned. "This here's a tourist map o' th' Canterlot Gardens."

Rarity blinked slowly behind her outrageous dark pink sunglasses and shook her head. "No, no, that's impossible, I could have sworn I brought-" As she noticed the logo in the corner of the map, she frowned. "Oh. It would seem you're correct, my dear AJ."

"Ah don't mean t' sound conceited, but 'course Ah'm right." Applejack huffed, shoving the paper into her saddlebags. "Now, we're in th' middle of nowhere."

A moment of silence passed between the two mares only before the earth pony playfully tsk-tsk'ed, nuzzling her now-distraught lover.

"C'mon, sugarcube, it ain't yer fault."

"It's... not?" Rarity inquired.

"'Course not." Applejack replied, with the smallest of smirks. "It's mine fer trustin' ya wit' how t' navigate."