The Cunt Punt

Pinkie Pie hopped through the beautiful meadow just outside of Ponyville. It couldn’t have been a more lovely day. The sun was shining its comforting rays down in a vast cloudless sky, the birds were singing sweet melodies throughout the countryside, and the soft grass swayed in the light breeze.

“This is paradise!” Pinkie Pie laughed. She thought she was alone speaking to herself, but she was wrong.

In the dark and dreary Everfree Forest, only a few hundred feet away from the meadow, lurked a shadowy figure. It watched Pinkie Pie’s every move like a predator. Its eyes glowing red in the darkness, red like the fires of hell itself.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie began twitching. A random synchronized series of convulsions ensued. When it was over, after only a few seconds, Pinkie Pie stood there shaking. For some reason her Pinkie sense was acting up.

But she had never had a premonition like this before. She had absolutely no clue what it meant. She felt fear slowly rising in her heart because she did know that the prediction was something bad. No, something horrific.

Out of the corner of her eye she saw what appeared to be two rubies hovering in the forrest. She jumped back and looked at them. What were they?

The rubies began to move forward. Pinkie Pie then realized that the red orbs were in fact eyes connected to a figure which slowly walked out of the forest. The figure was none other than Scootaloo.

“Scootaloo?” Pinkie Pie said. “Wh-what are you doing out here? And why are your eyes glowing red like the fires of hell itself?”

Scootaloo began muttering in an unknown language, but her voice sounded much deeper than usual. In fact it sounded demonic.

“Scootaloo, you’re scaring me.” Pinkie Pie said taking a few steps backward. She glanced behind her at Ponyville ready to make a run for it at a moments notice. She turned back to Scootaloo but the orange pegasus was nowhere to be seen, as if she had vanished into thin air.

Pinkie Pie stood there frozen. She was breathing so heavily that she was on the verge of hyperventilating.

“Heus meretrix. Ego te de stercore percutere.” came Scootaloo’s demonic voice from behind her.

“Scootaloo, when did you learn Latin?” Pinkie Pie asked turning around.

Before Pinkie Pie could completely turn around she felt Scootaloo’s hoof kick her cunt.

“Genitale calcitrant!” Scootaloo screamed ferociously as she continued to cunt punt Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie screamed and fell to the ground. She tried to get up but the orange pegasus filly’s strength was unnatural and she managed to keep Pinkie Pie debilitated while repeatedly kicking her pussy.

After about thirty seconds Scootaloo stopped cunt punting her and stepped back.

“O magnum foramen. Ostende nobis intra occulta tenebrarum!” she cried and with that Pinkie Pie felt a tingling sensation grow around her vagina.

“What’s going on?” she asked.

Pinkie Pie’s labia was beginning to expand rapidly. The flaps of skin surrounding her hoo-hoo strenched far beyond their limits until two blanket sized sheets of skin remained.

“Hey!” said Pinkie Pie. “What’s going on back there?”

“Veni, vidi, vici!” Scootaloo screamed and with that the pegasus filly jumped into Pinkie Pie’s expanded vagina.

“Hey that tickles!” Pinkie Pie laughed. Then she felt nothing.

She laid there for hours trying to figure out what the hay happened. Why would Scootaloo cunt punt her? Why was she speaking in Latin? Why did her beaver grow to the size of a small car? Then she felt a rumbling from deep within her bowels.

“Uh oh!” Pinkie Pie said. “This doesn’t feel good.”

Her overgrown labia then quickly shrunk, retracting back into its original place, but in contrast her anus began to expand until it was the size of uranus (tee hee hee (but seriously it was pretty big)).

Without warning she took a massive shit. It was the biggest thing that had ever exited her butthole besides Big Macintosh’s one eyed snake. When she was finished her asshole returned to normal size.

“That was strange.” Pinkie Pie said. She got up and turned around. “By Celestia’s muff!” she swore as she saw what she had shat out.

Standing in front of her was a crowd of random people and the statue of liberty.

“What the buck?” she said looking at the strange scene. “Where did all of you come from?”

One of the people stepped forward, it was none other than that little butthole Justin Beiber. “We come in peace.” the Beibs said. “We have come here to deliver the Statue of Liberty as a token of our planet’s submission to Scootaloo.”

“But Scootaloo isn’t here.” Pinkie Pie said. “She crawled up my sloppy joe and never came out.”

“But this is the portal is it not?” Said another voice.

Pinkie Pie looked to see the voice came from Charlie Sheen.

“Charlie Sheen.” said Pinkie with a bow. “It is an honor to meet you.”

“Winning.” said Sheen cooly. “But really this was the portal that Scootaloo used to enter our world, this is the only place she could have gone!”

Just then a meteor came out of the sky and smashed directly into the Statue of Liberty. The explosion threw everyone backwards and the debris rained down upon the crowd of people, killing most of them. Pinkie Pie even saw one of the members of the crowd, Peyton Manning, get squashed by a large chunk of the flame.

“Well that was random!” Pinkie Pie said.

“No it wasn’t.” Charlie Sheen observed. “Look.”

Out from the rubble climbed Goku. “Hey guys!” he said smiling.

“Goku, what have you done!” screamed Justin Beiber.

“Oh I must have got carried away!” Goku laughed. “Oh well see you guys!” He turned Super Saiyan and flew away.

“You’re right.” said Charlie Sheen. “That was random.”

“Well now what?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“Now we need to find Scootaloo.” said Stephen Hawking in his computer voice. He also apparently was a member of the crowd.

“Why do you people want to find Scootaloo so bad?” asked Pinkie Pie.

“You mean you don’t know?” said Justin Beiber. He began to cry.

“What a little bitch.” said Charlie Sheen. “I’ll tell you what happened. It was a normal day on Planet Earth, but then a wormhole opened up above the Arctic Circle and Lord Scootaloo emerged. She destroyed our cities one by one, killing millions of innocent people. One day we asked her what it was that she wanted and she told us... The Statue of Liberty and everyone here to be transported to her world. So we used the ancient scrolls of Tipenyate to summon Chuck Norris. He lifted the Statue and threw it into the wormhole along with all of us. But now many of the chosen are dead...”

“Oh shit.” said the author of this fanfic. “I’m going to have to write more of this story aren’t I...”