Chapters Equestrian apocalypse
Hi my name is Pinkie Pie. I’m a girl in high school. I have pink hair that is big and bouncy. I usually wear a pink T-shirt and a pink mini skirt.
It was a normal day. I was heading home with my friends. We were talking about everything from the latest Dr. Who episode to boyfriends and girlfriends. We all happened to live in a 5-mile radius of each other so we all naturally became friends.
“So Pinkie if you were to date anyone in this group who would it be?” asked Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash is also a girl in high school. She has rainbow colored hair that was short and straight. She was wearing a sky blue hoodie with a spaghetti strap shirt underneath and booty shorts. She also has sky blue wings protruding from her back.
I blushed, you see I’ve had a crush on Rainbow Dash ever since 7th grade. I didn’t want my friends to know I was a lesbian yet so I lied.
“Applejack” I said.
Rainbow Dash narrowed her eyes.
“Oh really?” she asked.
I never got to answer because who should appear in front of us but Discord. Discord is a jock that bullies non-jocks. He wears a shirt that has one arm of a sweater the other arm was a T-shirt’s and it was a turtle-neck. His jeans were half pants and half shorts. He has half brown and half shaved hair. He also had a white wing and a bat’s wing.
“Well, well, well if it isn’t my favorite group of misfits” he said with a cruel smile on his face.
“We don’t want any trouble Discord.” said Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight sparkle is a nerd in high school. He has spiky purple and light purple hair. He wears a purple button down shirt with jeans. He could cast spells like many people here.
“Well guess what? I DO.” Discord replied.
“P-please Discord we j-just w-w-w-want to go h-home.” said Fluttershy.
Fluttershy is a shy girl in high school. She has long pink hair and yellow wings. She is wearing a yellow dress.
Discord picked Fluttershy up and through her into the air. Fluttershy opened her wings and glided down.
“HEY! That was uncalled for.” said Spike.
Spike is the youngest of us girls and was a freshman in high school. She had short green hair. She had a purple spaghetti strap shirt with a purple leather jacket over it. She was also wearing jeans.
“You really are ungentlemanly.” agreed Rarity.
Rarity was the oldest of our group and a senior in high school. She had long purple hair and had glasses on. She wore a purple T-shirt with a white lab coat on (but strangely she wasn’t into science). She also had some mini-shorts on.
“Well I don’t give a shit!” he replied
“Hey guys what’s that?” said Applejack.
Applejack was the country person of our group. He wore a cowboy hat over his short blond hair. He wore an orange shirt under some overalls. He was pointing at a man who was walking funny.
Then my pinkie sense kicked in. my eye right eye twitched, the my left arm twitched followed by my right, then my left eye twitched, and my body felt a little tingle.
“Oh no.” I said.
The person came towards us. Thinking quickly I ran forwards while reaching into applejack’s pocket and pulling out his pocket revolver. I pointed it at the man and pulled the trigger.
BANG!
The person crumpled to the ground. My friends and Discord looked at me wide eyed. My hair was straight.
Rainbow Dash’s POV
“Everyone to the Sugar Cube Corner now!” Pinkie Pie commanded.
Everyone ran as fast as they could to the building.
“Hey Pinkie mind explaining what’s going on.” I said as we reached our destination.
“Well Dashie I’m glad you asked.” she started, ”Welcome to thee Apocalypse!”
“W-what do y-you mean?” asked Fluttershy.
“well first, you’re going to have to change out of that dress and second, the apocalypse is what happens when the world is suppose to end but we’ll have a chance because this is a zombie apocalypse.” she explained.
“Z-zombie?” stuttered Fluttershy wide eyed.
“Yep. Now go change into this.” She said handing Fluttershy some clothes.
After a few min. she came back down.
“Now then, choose your zombie mower.” said/joked Pinkie Pie while pressing a button. The back wall of the pastry shop opened up to reveal weapons. Not just one or two types of weapons I mean every single type of fucking weapon. Pinkie Pie grabbed a (insert light machine gun here), a (insert a type of pistol here), and a chainsaw. The rest of us ran forward. I grabbed a M4-carbine and an AK-47. Rarity grabbed a Barret 50 cal. and a GLOCK. Discord grabbed 2 commandos one with a flamethrower the other with a grenade launcher and he grabbed 2 scorpions. Applejack grabbed 2 1-handed double barrel automatic shotguns and 2 revolvers from the old west. Fluttershy who changed into a dark orange T-shirt with a brown jacket over it. She was also wore camouflage cargo pants and combat boots. She grabbed 2 five-sevens and a desert eagle. Spike was fully loaded. She got 2 1-handed mini guns. We all got extra ammo.
“Hey Twi what about you?” I asked.
“I'll use magic” he said cracking his neck.
“Ok now listen up there are a few types of zombie. First type: the horde zombie. It's a common zombie with nothing special except they move in large groups and can quickly over run you. The second type is a hunter. Hunters have hoodies on and can jump really far. They will jump on top of you and kill you. The 3rd type of zombies are-” she got cut off by a zombie coming up behind her she turned around and sot her pistol at it, “anyways the third type is a witch. You'll know a witch is nearby when you hear crying. DO NOT STARTLE THEM! The fourth type is a boomer. When they throw up on you run. Their bile attracts horde zombies. The last and arguably most dangerous is the tank. Tanks have big bodies and can crush you to death. Kill shots to the head got that.”
we nodded.
“then let's go” she said cocking her gun.
Author's Note
first story no haters
Fluttershy's POV
"H-hey pinkie where are w-we going?" I asked.
"We're going to Manehattan." replied Pinkie Pie.
"W-why?"
"I have a building there that can deploy a cure and launch a rocket into ship space and if we have to nuke the earth from orbit."
"NUKE THE EARTH!" yelled Rainbow Dash.
Everyone shushed her.
"It's called a plan B." said Pinkie.
"Let's hope w--"
Suddenly a tank jumped in front of us.
"GRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" It went.
I screamed. The tank picked me up and threw me up into the air as hard as it could. I quickly opened my wings and did a flip in the air. While I did that I pulled out my Five-Sevens and shot at the tank. I scored to direct shots in between its eyes. When I landed everyone (except Pinkie Pie) was wide-eyed in shock.
"Let's go before more come." I said.
Discord's POV
"So Fluttershy, um I'm sorry about what happened earlier today." I said.
"It's fine."
"So umm I like the clothes you're wearing." I said blushing.
"Th-thank you." She replied blushing as well.
"Let's get a move on people!" interrupted pinkie pie.
We all walked faster.
"it's quiet," said twilight, "A little too quiet."
Pinkie pie stopped us. She used American Sign Language to give us orders.
RD, Dizzy, 'shy, fly up and wait for the signal -
I gripped my commando that had a grenade launcher, and did what pinkie said.
Spike's POV
We all moved forward quietly and cautiously will waiting for something to happen. I jumped onto a crashed mustang. After I did I wished I hadn't. The car's alarm went off. At first we saw a small group of 10-15 zombies then we saw the actual horde. The horde was about 250-400 zombies! I started up my mini-guns. I unloaded on the horde.
"DIE MOTHER FUCKERS!" I said saying my new war cry.
My friends were facing the opposite way (except for twilight who was helping me). I guessed that another horde was behind us. Then all of the sudden my vision went green.
'this must be the boomer bile.' I thought.
I stopped shooting.
"everyone get down!" I yelled.
Everyone immediately got down low. I started to spin and shoot.
After a while I ran out of ammo but thankfully both the boomer bile and the zombies were gone and dead. I fell onto my butt making laughing noises that sounded like I was crying.
Twilight sparkle's POV
After spike stopped shooting she fell on her butt making what sounded like crying noises.
"Are you okay spike?" I asked.
"YEAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!" she "screamed"in my ear.
"Oooowww, girl turn it down a notch." I said rubbing my ear.
"Sorry" she said whispering.
"It's okay and not that quiet." I said smiling.
"Let's make camp here." Said pinkie pie.
I walked away from camp to relieve myself. Then I heard wailing. I followed it a good mile away 'till I saw a young woman on her knees and crying.
"Are you okay?" I asked her.
She just kept weeping.
"Hey it's okay." I said putting my hand on her back.
As soon as I touched her I was on the ground. I looked at her face to see it decomposing.
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!" she screamed.
I kicked her, no it, it as hard as I could to get her off of me. She landed a good 13 yards away.
I started chanting as it drew closer," Ego daemonium eiceret eris tu et daemonium ad profundum inferni!"
The zombie stopped mid step. Flakes of its skin started to peel off. Soon it was nothing.
"Twi is that you?" a female voice said from behind me.
I turned around to see spike behind me.
"Spike?" I said.
Rarity's POV
Earlier at camp after spike's awesome mini-gun show and after Twilight wandered off
"Oh AJ you flatter me." I said.
"But ahm serious you were great back there." Replied Applejack.
"You should be congragulating spike. She's the one who saved our rear ends back there."
"Yes but ahm not in love with her."
"Y-y-you're in love with me?" I asked shocked and blushing hard.
"Y-yes ah was goin' to ask yah out when all this happened."
"So after this is all over?"
"ah'll take you out on a date."
Unknown to me at the time spike was watching with tears in her eyes.
Spike's POV
I couldn't believe it. Rarity fell for Applejack. I didn't want to believe it so I ran away from camp, away from Rarity, and away from the cold hard truth that I couldn't have Rarity. Suddenly I heard a scream I ran towards it. What I saw was amazing. Twilight was fighting a witch alone. I could've killed it with my guns but I left them at camp.
After the witch was defeated I spoke up,"Twilight is that you?"
"Spike?" he asked.
"Yes?"
"Did you-"
"Yes, you were amazing."
"Thanks." He said blushing, "Let's go back to camp."
For a while there was an awkward silence. Finally Twilight decided to break the silence.
"Spike, why were you out here? And with no weapons?"
I sighed I couldn't lie to Twilight because he knows when I lie and when I don't.
"I was running away." I admitted.
"Why? What happened? Are the others okay?" he said.
"The others are okay. I was running away from reality."
"Reality?"
"You know I'm bisexual right?"
"Yes."
"You know I've had a crush on Rarity a while now right?"
"Yes"
"Well I was feeling very confident after I killed that horde with my mini guns so I was going to confess my love to Rarity but, Applejack got to her first."
"When?"
"Before I ran off."
"Well Spike guess what."
"What?"
"There's a person out there for everyone even you Spike."
"You really think so?"
He stopped.
"I know so because, well I kinda like you Spike." he said rubbing the back of his neck.
I was stunned. I didn't know what to say. The great and mighty Twilight Sparkle who is a student of the great Celestia is in love. With me.
"It's okay if you don't return the same feelings." He said looking down.
"Twi look at me." I said.
He looked up and I gave a quick peck on the lips.
"I love you too." I said smiling.
Rainbow dash's POV
"Pinkie Pie, how were you prepared for this and how did you get the guns?" I asked.
"Well one day I thought 'hmm what if another country decides to invade equestria or aliens come to enslave us. I should prepare.' As for the guns let's just say I have friends in high places." she replied.
"Oookay." I said awkwardly.
After that it was silent for a while. I decided to break it.
"So Rarity, planning on going out with anyone after this is all over?" I asked.
Her face turned the brightest shade of red possible.
"Umm. Yes?" she said slowly and glancing at AJ.
"With who?"
"AJ." she said looking down.
"Really?"
"Yes." replied Applejack.
"I knew you two would make a cute couple."
"Less talk more walk." interrupted Pinkie Pie with a very cold look on her face.
'What's her problem?' I thought.
Twilight Sparkle's POV
we were playing poker. I found some cash and some playing cards in the cabin of the ship. So we brought a crate and some chairs out and started playing. I was winning with $25. Spike had $15. Fluttershy had $7. and Discord had $2. Fluttershy and Spike were tied with full houses with 2 kings and 3 aces.
"Straight Jack high" I said laying down my hand.
"Damn." said Spike.
"You beat me." said Fluttershy in a quiet voice.
"Good but not good enough." said Discord.
I looked over and saw a royal flush.
"Damn you Discord." I said while he took the pot.
He was now at $52.
I then heard a growl. Judging from the looks of the others they probably heard it too.
"What was that?" whispered Fluttershy.
We all got up and grabbed our weapons.
"Discord you and Fluttershy check the other end of the ship." I said.
After they went away me and spike searched our half of the ship.
Pinkie Pie's POV
"We're almost there." I said.
"Pinkie Pie what's wrong?" asked RD.
"Nothing." I said sternly.
We heard growling. We stopped. I signaled the others.
–RD take Rarity to a roof for sniping and stay with her. AJ you're with me.–
We got into position. Me and AJ went towards the gas station. I found some tanks and filled them. We strapped them to our backs and went back to were we were. When we were almost there what we saw was unexpected. There was a tank that was twice the size of a regular one. And RD was fighting it.
"Shit." I mumbled not wanting to attract the tanks attention.
Fluttershy's POV
I was scared. Like the worst thing you can imagine multiplied by 10,000,000,000,000 (A/N:10 trillion for those who didn't know) scared. Me and Discord were back to back.
"A-are you sc-scared?" I asked.
"Yes." he answered.
"What's the plan?"
"Stay together."
"Good plan."
He chuckled. Then something happened I didn't know what but all I knew was that I was on the ground and my guns were about 5 feet away. When I looked up I saw a hooded creature.
'This must be a hunter' I thought as I struggled to get away.
It hissed at me. Its face a mere few inches from mine. I heard a gun cock.
Applejack's POV
"Do you have a plan?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"Yeah, blow his brains off." I said cocking my guns.
Me and Pinkie Pie were hiding behind a wall. Away from the huge tank.
"That's a stupid plan!" she whispered loudly.
"You got a better one?" I asked in a loud whisper.
The wall in front of us broke in its place was a heavily breathing Rainbow Dash. We stared at her shocked.
"What are you staring at?" she snapped, "Aren't you going to help me?"
Pinkie Pie cocked her M1-Grand and took aim at the incoming tank.
BOOM!
The tank fell down to the ground.
CRASH!
"W-was that you Pinkie?" asked an amazed Rainbow Dash.
"I hope not." said the sweetest voice to my ears.
We looked around at the dust to see a womanly figure through the dust. She had a big gun with her.
"R-rarity is that you?" I asked.
The woman walked through the dust.
"I hope so." she said.
It was Rarity.
"R-rarity!? I-I thought you d-died." said RD.
"DIED!?" yelled me and Pinkie Pie.
"Well I guess we'll have to explain." said RD.
FLASHBACK
~ We did as you told us Pinkie and found an awesome viewpoint so we could watch your back.~
"This is the best place to be for sniping it's at least 20% cooler than all the other places." said RD.
They were on an balcony in an apartment complex near the gas station.
"Ugh it's so dirty though." rarity said.
Rainbow dash moaned.
"Is not getting dirty all you care about? OK whenever your in a situation like this think 'what would applejack do?' OK." said RD.
"Fine." replied rarity.
~ But while we were arguing that big tank was coming towards us. it wasn't until we stopped that we did but it was too late.~
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU UUGH" the tank growled.
The tank smashed the room under the two girls making them fall. Rainbow Dash opened her wings but was too late to save Rarity.
~ That's when I thought she died. I then proceeded to attack the monster tank.~
Rainbow was firing her M4-carbine at the tank when out of the corner of her eye she thought she saw Pinkie Pie and Applejack, but when she looked she saw nothing. The tank then hit her, making her fly through the air and into the wall.
~ That's when I saw you two and you know the rest.~
END FLASHBACK
"Okay that answers what happened but it still doesn't explain how yah survived Rarity?" I said.
"Oh that was easy darling. You see I just cast a protection spell around me while I was falling." answered Rarity.
"Oh okay then."
"If you don't mind I would like to get back to the ship please." said Pinkie Pie impatiently.
"OK, OK." we said.
We immediately set off for the boat unknown to us at the time the others were in a bit of a pickle.
Author's Note
okay i appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE critisism so if yuo say one bad thing that doesn't at all help me i will hunt you down.