She's a Pony, He's a Human

She’s A Pony, He’s A Human

Chapter 7

Written by Seven81493

Edited by Admiral Hoofsome

“Greetings, Twilight Sparkle.”

“You know you can just call me ‘Twilight’, Princess. But where am I? Am I dreaming?”

“Yes, Twilight, you are indeed asleep. I possess the ability to enter into the dreams of my little ponies, to communicate with them whilst they sleep. I can even speak to multiple ponies at once. Even as I speak with you now, I am conversing with Andrew and hundreds of other ponies.”

“But, how can-”

Luna cut off Twilight’s question with a raise of her hoof and simply chuckled. “You know not the full extent of my dreamscaping abilities. Just know that I can be in as many dreams as I see fit at any given time.”

“But how do you do it? How can you exist in so many ponies’ dreams at once?”

“Oh, that is what you are wondering?” Luna asked, to which Twilight nodded. “This is not my true body, but merely a representation of it that I am projecting into your dream.”

“But how-”

“Twilight, that is quite enough. I have explained all that I need to. Now answer a question for me.”

“What is it, Princess?”

“How are you enjoying your time with Andrew?”

“It’s fun, Princess! He’s really smart. I mean, not as smart as me, but I can’t blame him, since I’m just an egghead.”

“Belay that talk, Twilight. You may be the smartest unicorn I know, but that does not make you a, what did you call it, ‘egghead’?”

Twilight nodded meekly at the indigo alicorn. “It means nerdy or that I’d rather be with my books than my friends...”

Luna responded by using her hoof to turn Twilight to face her. “Listen to me, Twilight Sparkle. You have wonderful friendships and even a new one that seems to be budding. Do not think that you are an egghead for even one second.”

“Thank you, Princess.”

“It is no trouble, Twilight,” she responded with a warm smile. “Now tell me, are there any problems you have with Andrew?”

“Not really. I mean, Rainbow Dash doesn’t like him, but she can be a real hothead. There’s no real reason to dislike him.”

“What have you talked about with him?”

“Oh! We discussed a lot of stuff while we were in the hospital. Like why he’s bipedal, why he wears clothes all the time, just basic stuff like that. After we got to my home, we talked about the governments on his world, his-”

“There is another word I am... unfamiliar with.”

“W-what?”

Luna looked at Twilight, confusion written on her face, until she realized what she had done. “I apologize, Twilight. Those words were meant for Andrew, not yourself. Now please, continue.”

“But I thought you said you had multiple copies of yourself in other ponies’ dreams. How did you mistake me for him?”

“Twilight, I am currently in over four hundred dreams. It is hard for me to keep track of everypony I am talking to. Sometimes I make a mistake. Now, continue please.”

“Er, yes, as I was saying, Princess. Before the conversation about government, I asked him his species’ scientific name and that was pretty much it.”

Twilight received a deadpan stare from Luna after her explanation of the prior day’s events, which was only broken when Luna said something that caused Twilight to blush incredibly hard.

“So you did not ask him about his species’, as you said, ‘mating habits’?”

At Twilight’s reaction, Luna giggled fiercely, making Twilight blush even harder.

“Pray tell, why did you ask him such questions?”

Twilight didn’t give an answer, opting instead to lower her head to the ground and cover it with her hooves. Sensing Twilight’s embarrassment, Luna ventured even further.

“Is it perhaps because you wanted to know what it would be like if he did those things with you?” Luna asked jokingly. As a result, Twilight’s blush grew to such an intensity that it felt like her scalp was burning. It took a few seconds for Luna to come to the realization that her joke was in fact, true.

“Oh my sister, that IS why you asked it!”

Twilight could do no more than nod weakly, her enormous blush spreading throughout her entire body, and causing her coat to take on a reddish hue.

“So you are attracted to him, I presume?”

“N-no, it isn’t that, Princess...”

“Then why have you been having such thoughts, Twilight?”

“Because, I’m in...”

Twilight trailed off and turned her head away from Luna’s gaze. Her blush wasn't as furious as before, now only encapsulating her cheeks, but it was still obvious to Luna what Twilight was going through.

“Ah, you are in heat, correct?”

Once again, Twilight nodded her head in embarrassment. She had hoped nopony would find out she was in heat, and she had done a good job of hiding it up until this very moment.

“Listen to me, Twilight Sparkle. You must not let your hormones cloud your judgement. If you make unwanted advances towards Andrew, it could irreparably damage his perception of you. You must not let that happen,” Luna warned Twilight, putting a great deal of emphasis on the word ‘must’.

“I know how to control myself, Princess,” came Twilight’s response. She already knew that trying to force herself on Andrew would ruin his opinion of her, she didn’t need Luna to tell her that. But it would still be nice to have somepony to hold her and take care of her. And he was kind of cute for a member of an entirely different species.

“I am afraid our conversation must end here, Twilight. I am going to wake you up now, and when I do, I want you to talk to Andrew and tell him that you are in heat. Am I understood?”

“Yes, Princess...” Twilight sighed dejectedly. Without warning, Luna lowered her horn to Twilight’s head and a jolt of magic was sent through her. The spell cast by Luna caused Twilight to wake up instantaneously. She quickly got out of bed and trotted down the hallway toward Andrew’s room. As soon as she reached the doorway to his room, she noticed he was awake.

But something was amiss. It seemed her heat had grown in strength, and she knew it. All she could think of was taking his—

Oh no, she thought, I think I’m in the middle of my cycle! My estrus maximus!

Meanwhile, Andrew had just woken up, a smile already adorning his features. After a few seconds, he began to get out of bed. The second he rose his head to face the doorway, however, he was greeted by a pair of lips meeting his own.
Anonymous:
Thought it sounded a bit better than "and then Luna said"- up to you though.